Guy's Lush Profiles

6 Jun 2015

Quote by GeorgiaGirl21
Why do so many men on Lush have such a sparse profile pages? I get so many guys hitting me up for a chat with a profile that looks something like this when I click on it: no profile pic (or the dreaded silhouette or some dumb avatar), no pics or just cock pics, and hundreds of hot chickie Lush friends in their friends area. Then they whisper to me in the room and want to go private right after the hi. The chat rooms are filled with this type of guy. Now here is my real question: why do guy's get so offended when I point out the obvious to them, that their profile screams, "ALL I WANT IS CYBERSEX WITH ANY BABE WHO'LL GIVE IT TO ME!" Why don't they just say that right up front in their profile and be done with it? Why act like you want to chat when you have no interest in it? Just trying to get into the head of these guys and what the hell they are thinking. Why not just be straightforward about it?

The answer is simple: most guys here only want sex in its many forms but are too scared to admit it in case they offend or ruin their chances with a girl.

I suspect that you already knew that answer but I'm still going to need payment for my time....

6 Jun 2015

Quote by Milik_the_Red
I would love to know how I could better attract women or even men to my profile page. Let's face it, the standard attention whore tactics just aren't likely to attract either.

I have a fairly interesting bio and my personal information is intact, but I really don't see how a guy could attract women just to look at the page. Ladies aren't really wired that way. So, I've got my bio and stories, but I would be at a complete loss as to what else I could do.

you just have to be your adorable and yummy self like me, Milik! lmaooooooooooooooooooo

flower

Trust me, I'm the expert on this. Lfunny

just kidding!

6 Jun 2015

Several months ago I changed my profile page to honestly reflect the true reason I'm here and if you haven't seen it you're sure to get a laugh. It may be the most honest male profile page on Lush... ;)

Surprizingly enough I get a fair amount of women (about one a week) that I have never known before that "jump my bones" for some cyber sex.

I assume it's the honest protrayal of my motives because it's certainly not my stunningly seductive words or magnificent body or big fancy yacht in the background of my avatar.... LOL

I've been here for 3.5 years and I must say that I'd probably be WAAAAAY more successful in meeting women that are interested in sex with me in almost any bar on any day but I don't drink and don't like bars and I don't want an STD.

I've met several women from Lush and none were very much like their profiles or pics but then again I wasn't all that surprized. Lush is a fantasyland where even the ugliest, fattest, old woman, with tits that sag below her waist and who is losing her scraggly hair can be the princess of the ball with men groveling at her feet.... ;)

If women (or men) are offered the opportunity to be anyone they want is it any surprize that they choose a personna that is radically different than their real self? As long as you understand two things you'll get along pretty well on Lush.

1. Nothing is as it appears to be....

2. Women are sick to death of being hit on...

Patrick

Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.... ;)

11 Jun 2015

Quote by MrBuffalo
I get a bigger kick out of the guys' nicknames: bigjohnson, hugedick, mrfootlong, hugeload4u, etc, etc. I often wonder about the thought process that goes into a nick like that: "hmm.....lemme see. Chicks dig a big dick, so if I name myself bigdick, they'll dig me"?

But then again, it's not just guys that have sparse profiles or suggestive names.....

I used to think my footlong hugedick would stand out and get me noticed... didn't work (sigh). No wait, it kinda did, but not with the ladies.

12 Jun 2015

Quote by billybyobb

I used to think my footlong hugedick would stand out and get me noticed... didn't work (sigh). No wait, it kinda did, but not with the ladies.

Well, I'll give u one chick's opinion here, the minute I see that type of name a little red flag goes up in my mind, especially if u click on the guy's profile and he's over 40 years old!

2 Sep 2015

Because I'm ugly... and married ( I know right? Go figure).

But hey, I have a sense of humor smile

3 Sep 2015

I don't want to use a personal picture, but I do use a proper image, my bio is open saying I love to cyber and roleplay, but I try not to have a picture of my cock on there at least. Other guys are in it just because they want to get off, chances are they are rarely on here and they don't care.

3 Sep 2015

Quote by Badstudent69
Other guys are in it just because they want to get off,

Really?

That isn't why I became a member.

After reading stories, forum entries and profiles I felt this was a community. A community that I would like to be a part of, I believe it offers considerably more than an outlet for sexual release.

I am male.

6 Sep 2015

Not all, I meant some, I joined the site for other people to enjoy my stories, but some guys seem to come onto the chats, have next to nothing on their profiles, no stories and they are in the chat rooms "hornydude69 slaps hot girl69 on the ass" appears and they are not after a proper conversation or properly involved in the community.

6 Sep 2015

Because a lack of pussy can make a man go crazy.

7 Sep 2015

Oh I unabashedly, am here for the sex. Sex sEx SeX SEX. If I could write it in a big banner on the top of my profile, then I would.
I certainly am not here to make friends and talk about the weather.

Typical conversation, when first meeting a woman here on lush would go something like this;

a/s/l?

then

Wanna cyber fuck

Once I am friends with a girl, it is a lot different. The conversation would usually be;

How are you doing today/tonight?

How's the weather?

Let's Cyber fuck.

Let's all have Cybersex, everyone. Maybe a cyber orgy.

I think I wanna be a Cyborg

b229

9 Apr 2016

Quote by thesexynun
I so agree!!!

First of all I get so annoyed with a profile that is sparse! Perfect word!

Second as soon as you message or request me I go look at your profile

When there is barely anything there..I think lazy!

I don't think they realize that with writers here..we want to be seduced with words!

Fill out your profile both sexes!!

Bravo for this post I loved it!

kudos darling!! so true!!

She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. ~ Charles Bukowski

9 Apr 2016

Quote by georgiagirl22
Why do so many men on Lush have such a sparse profile pages? I get so many guys hitting me up for a chat with a profile that looks something like this when I click on it: no profile pic (or the dreaded silhouette or some dumb avatar), no pics or just cock pics, and hundreds of hot chickie Lush friends in their friends area. Then they whisper to me in the room and want to go private right after the hi. The chat rooms are filled with this type of guy. Now here is my real question: why do guy's get so offended when I point out the obvious to them, that their profile screams, "ALL I WANT IS CYBERSEX WITH ANY BABE WHO'LL GIVE IT TO ME!" Why don't they just say that right up front in their profile and be done with it? Why act like you want to chat when you have no interest in it? Just trying to get into the head of these guys and what the hell they are thinking. Why not just be straightforward about it?

First of all, most of what is written here in this post above is not correct.Girls here don't want to chat and don't want any contact with anybody and it doesn't have anything to do with how somebodys profile looks like or what he says/writes when he hits you up on a chat.
Second, this is erotic site.So what you expect? If you want no hidden faces, profiles and loads of information go to facebook or any other social site.
Third, atleast 90% of female profiles are totaly fake.

9 Apr 2016

Quote by Milik_the_Red
I would love to know how I could better attract women or even men to my profile page. Let's face it, the standard attention whore tactics just aren't likely to attract either.

I have a fairly interesting bio and my personal information is intact, but I really don't see how a guy could attract women just to look at the page. Ladies aren't really wired that way. So, I've got my bio and stories, but I would be at a complete loss as to what else I could do.

Well, if you have that problem and you posted so many excellent stories, and have a great profile, what can we expect?

9 Apr 2016

Quote by KD_boy

Well, if you have that problem and you posted so many excellent stories, and have a great profile, what can we expect?

You would, no doubt, expect whatever it is you see in the thing that caught your eye. I have only to offer what i am, and the layers run far to deep for me to express them all in such a limited space as this. If you are interested, then see for yourself. if not, then think what you will.

9 Apr 2016

I'd just like to say that I feel my profile might have too much and people don't visit it as much lol

9 Apr 2016

Quote by HappyEndings
I've met several women from Lush and none were very much like their profiles or pics but then again I wasn't all that surprized. Lush is a fantasyland where even the ugliest, fattest, old woman, with tits that sag below her waist and who is losing her scraggly hair can be the princess of the ball with men groveling at her feet.... ;)

If women (or men) are offered the opportunity to be anyone they want is it any surprize that they choose a personna that is radically different than their real self?

This.
If one can't have a little fun on a site like this, then it loses part of the charm.
Plus I imagine that some people are just a bit shy about sharing their personal details. Me personally, I like to hold things back so I have something to share once I get to know a person.

I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?