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Guys, have you ever used a condom while masturbating to avoid any mess?
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No, but why would you? just because of a worry about where your spurts might end up? I find that keeping one hand over the tip solves that one, and anyway, it lets you massage the tip whilke doing the rest.
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No, but why would you? just because of a worry about where your spurts might end up? I find that keeping one hand over the tip solves that one, and anyway, it lets you massage the tip whilke doing the rest.
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Ahhh the posh wank. No I've never done it. Seems excessive plus expensive considering how many times most guys jack off lmao
What, you buy them? They're free in every bar I go in, complete with a sachet of lube.
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Yes, once when I was a teenager still living at home. I was watching Risky Business in the back room and Rebecca de Mornay got my motor running a little hot. Switching over to Penthouse Forums to get it done, I decided to use a condom, partly to contain the mess as I wasn't in my bedroom, and partly as a sexy thrill of using a condom for the first time, albeit by myself.
It was actually pretty hot from what I remember, but that probably had more to do with the Penthouse. With a very limited supply of condoms on hand, which I didn't want to waste - you know, just in case... - and lacking the courage to go get more from the chemist, I never did it again.
In retrospect, I needn't have bothered saving the last two in the pack. The use by date shot through a lot quicker than my virginity.
It was actually pretty hot from what I remember, but that probably had more to do with the Penthouse. With a very limited supply of condoms on hand, which I didn't want to waste - you know, just in case... - and lacking the courage to go get more from the chemist, I never did it again.
In retrospect, I needn't have bothered saving the last two in the pack. The use by date shot through a lot quicker than my virginity.
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No I have never used a condom while jerking off.
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I have actually... the most recent (which wasn't too recent) was when I used my masturbator toy.. I hate cleaning it out after so I used up some recently expired condoms. I didn't feel much of a difference but it was way easier to clean.
I think also years and years and years ago before I lost my virginity I masturbated the usual way with a condom just to see what it was like.
I think also years and years and years ago before I lost my virginity I masturbated the usual way with a condom just to see what it was like.
Funny story to why I did use one. Back when I was a virgin (late teens), one afternoon with my also virgin girlfriend "IT" was going to happen. We fumbled our way through some inexperienced foreplay - my excitement was crazy. I went to put the condom on - and as I was, boom - I started to cum. Just as that ends, sure as hell her Mom comes home and we need to scamper to get proper. Blew the opportunity - but I figured to help it from happening again, I would masturbate in a way that when I got all excited I would put a condom to get used to the feeling lol. Happy to say it worked - I didn't screw up our next opportunity 
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Guys, have you ever used a condom while masturbating to avoid any mess?
This is one of the dumber things I have read.
So I have done this twice in my life. First time was when I was trying to sort out how a condom works and was curious to see. The second was to see if clean up would be easier, i found without lube on my hand the condom would start to pull off, so i got some lube finished off and ended up having to wash up afterwards anyhow.
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The CPW is too high for that. (Cost per wank)
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No! I care to use anything to keep things clean. I love to cum all over the place.
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No
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No
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I've had a couple of female partners who have rolled a condom on me as they have masturbated me whilst I was driving.
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Ive never used one for masturbating or sex. Im a condom virgin at 47 
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Not because of the mess, because that's half the fun, but because it's something different.