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Guys Do You Wake Up with A Morning Hard-On and Do You Have a SO Who Will Take Care Of You?
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Yes, and no she won't!
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some times i do and yes someone here to take care of it
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if you have a man over for the night do you take care of his morning hard-on?
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Occasionally wake up with that condition and NO ... if its "taken care of", I do it myself. (Separate bedrooms)
Erection on waking and immediately afterwards are a virtually universal phenomenon in males from a very early age; it occurs commonly before orgasm is achievable.
It is of course completely unethical to do research about this as a real time phenomenon in the young, so most of the data recorded is anecdotal; subjects remembering their juvenile erections in later life.
Orgasm and seminal emission at the time of waking is also a common occurrence, especially in younger pubescent males.
Of course emissions during sleep, especially in the sexually continent, is extremely common too.
Unfortunately not all partners wake up rearing to go, so the best a young man can do is to hope that his bed-mate is of the early morning horny persuasion. If not the Sin of Onan may be his only recourse.
If testosterone levels fall with advancing age and increasing frailty, then the turgid todger will make fewer and fewer appearances, until his head hardly rises at all.
Some women sigh with relief at this point... unfortunately.
It is of course completely unethical to do research about this as a real time phenomenon in the young, so most of the data recorded is anecdotal; subjects remembering their juvenile erections in later life.
Orgasm and seminal emission at the time of waking is also a common occurrence, especially in younger pubescent males.
Of course emissions during sleep, especially in the sexually continent, is extremely common too.
Unfortunately not all partners wake up rearing to go, so the best a young man can do is to hope that his bed-mate is of the early morning horny persuasion. If not the Sin of Onan may be his only recourse.
If testosterone levels fall with advancing age and increasing frailty, then the turgid todger will make fewer and fewer appearances, until his head hardly rises at all.
Some women sigh with relief at this point... unfortunately.
On good days I still do but I notice it depends quite a bit on how healthy my diet was the day before. When I was younger it would be there to greet me everyday. My wife loves waking up to see her friend standing up eager to greet her and so she'll take advantage of it. I love morning sex, it's almost as good as drunk sex. Some days she'll wake me up sucking my cock, that is the best. She says she gets really turned on just seeing it lift the covers and then can't help uncovering it and putting it in her mouth.
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Nope, but its not a big deal, its usually gone by the time I'm done with my 20 minute shower.
Two girls, Sue & Dee, go out fishing 2 or 4 mornings a week in the summer. Sue regularly out fishes Dee, even though they use the same bait and lures. After several summers of frustration Dee finally asks, "Sue, how come every day we fish together you out fish me?"
Sue replies, " I just know which side of the boat to fish off of"
Puzzled Dee inquires, "How do you know that?"
Sue say,"Simple, when i wake up in the morning, i look at my husbands cock, if it is hanging to the left i fish off the left side of the boat. If it is hanging to the right I fish off the right side of the boat"
"What if it is sticking straight up though" asks Dee
Sue answers "Why go fishing then?"
Sue replies, " I just know which side of the boat to fish off of"
Puzzled Dee inquires, "How do you know that?"
Sue say,"Simple, when i wake up in the morning, i look at my husbands cock, if it is hanging to the left i fish off the left side of the boat. If it is hanging to the right I fish off the right side of the boat"
"What if it is sticking straight up though" asks Dee
Sue answers "Why go fishing then?"
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Erection on waking and immediately afterwards are a virtually universal phenomenon in males from a very early age; it occurs commonly before orgasm is achievable.
It is of course completely unethical to do research about this as a real time phenomenon in the young, so most of the data recorded is anecdotal; subjects remembering their juvenile erections in later life.
Orgasm and seminal emission at the time of waking is also a common occurrence, especially in younger pubescent males.
Of course emissions during sleep, especially in the sexually continent, is extremely common too.
Unfortunately not all partners wake up rearing to go, so the best a young man can do is to hope that his bed-mate is of the early morning horny persuasion. If not the Sin of Onan may be his only recourse.
If testosterone levels fall with advancing age and increasing frailty, then the turgid todger will make fewer and fewer appearances, until his head hardly rises at all.
Some women sigh with relief at this point... unfortunately.
Reading this was as if I was hearing Alistair Cooke doing a documentary on the topic lol...
I'm in my mid-40's and still often wake in this state - when I am not traveling, I sometimes am fortunate to get it "taken care of" with my wife but I need to wake up early enough to not miss out on the opportunity :)
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Sometimes and never
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Yes, I do most mornings. And Yes she does take care of it, but not every morning. During the week it is normally just a handjob or blowjob.
On those special Weekend mornings it is full sex.
On those special Weekend mornings it is full sex.
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Yes, every day.
She will take care of it unless she has an early start or if the kids are awake in their rooms.
She likes me to occasionally waken her by "taking care of it".
She will take care of it unless she has an early start or if the kids are awake in their rooms.
She likes me to occasionally waken her by "taking care of it".
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I'm hard from the time I drift off to sleep until shortly after I wake up and jump in the shower. I dont think that in the last 15 years I have ever been taken care of by someone else. I can walk to the kitchen to get coffee fully erect and not any mention of "good morning nice wood", etc.
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I wake uo every morning with a hard cock. Wife will take care of it every once in a blue moon.. thats not often! Would be awesome if someone volunteered though! ;)
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Reading this was as if I was hearing Alistair Cooke doing a documentary on the topic lol...
I'm in my mid-40's and still often wake in this state - when I am not traveling, I sometimes am fortunate to get it "taken care of" with my wife but I need to wake up early enough to not miss out on the opportunity :)
Listened to him for more years than I care to remember or admit.
Comes of writing in textbooks and scientific papers; you never lose the dry laconic style!!!
Certainly don't want bits of me sold off to the transplant industry though if I live to his great age!!
The Engineer
Well sometimes I do,but I never masterbar in the morning....I usually think of something lik . A bunny rabbit,or something else to take my mind off it and captain cock returns to his chambers .
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Still do from time to time, I must wait for s.o. to leave for work and then use a little lotion to help it go away...
'tis himself!
I do sometimes wake up hard, but my Lovely Wife is not good for much of anything until after a cup of coffee or two (and by "anything" I mean "coherent conversation," let alone sex), by which time I've usually subsided. Oh, well...
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Yes I have one every morning, but I am single so yeah
colin123
I am very lucky,my wife always takes care of my hard on in the morning
Balloonmeister
This is a wonderful fantasy and fodder for many porn films and stories. But let's be practical here. When I wake up, hard on or not, I have to pee. And my (and her's for that matter) breath probably smells like I have been eating out of a garbage can. There is no way I going to ask my lady to do that as soon as I wake up. Now, let me have a few moments to take care of my business, brush my teeth, maybe take a quick shower ... then morning sex is great.
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1) Yes 2) Sort of...
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