Guys and Breasts

Quote by Sprichler
or it could be a local thing. in my neck of the woods, the only chicks with DDs sitting on her chest also have them sitting on her stomach rolls. i see more bigger girls with bigger boobs. its not uncommon. and IF this were all "genetic/medical" then i wouldn't be making that statement; but you can not convince me that the majority of girls are all affected by the same thyroid/insert medical condition here and it has nothing to do with sitting around, eating more then they should (and it not being healthy) on top of drinking all kinds of high calorie beer then not exercising. around here, being an active farming community, the women are referred to as heifers because they are fat as the cows in the fields and do about as much work.
Then all the men are called "assholes" because we go after girls we find physically attractive and dont "see" bigger girls for their "personality".
in my area, the women are almost all lazy, fat, and bitchy. cows is a super accurate reference. excuse me for having a standard.

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I find this mildly amusing.
I grew up in a part of farming community. We at least had the courtesy of calling the women AND men that seem to fit your criteria - LAZY
Not heifers or cows. They're useful. You can milk them, breed them, or slaughter them for meat.

Oh... and if you live in a farming community, why aren't these "lazy, fat and bitchy women" out working their asses off like I do? I haven't went to a gym in about three years cause I get my workout everyday on the farm.
I'm guessing its because the "lazy, fat and bitchy men" have so many gizmos and gadgets and hi-tech whodads to make farming life soooo much easier, and cost-efficient that machines do all the heavy lifting and robots do all the milking that getting a workout from living on a farm is non-existent nowadays.

And when women call men "assholes" its because its easier than saying you're "a bunch of insensitive pricks with beerguts and a small willy with the IQ of a gnat that doesn't know how to treat a women with grace, kindness and respect"

Sorry for the threadjack

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Hey now, what a minute!!! I do NOT have a beergut, damnit!

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Nothing wrong with a preference for little perky ones, different strokes for different folks. But, as a woman with 100% natural DDs, the reference to a cow seems rather rude.

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I find this mildly amusing.
I grew up in a part of farming community. We at least had the courtesy of calling the women AND men that seem to fit your criteria - LAZY
Not heifers or cows. They're useful. You can milk them, breed them, or slaughter them for meat.

Oh... and if you live in a farming community, why aren't these "lazy, fat and bitchy women" out working their asses off like I do? I haven't went to a gym in about three years cause I get my workout everyday on the farm.
I'm guessing its because the "lazy, fat and bitchy men" have so many gizmos and gadgets and hi-tech whodads to make farming life soooo much easier, and cost-efficient that machines do all the heavy lifting and robots do all the milking that getting a workout from living on a farm is non-existent nowadays.

And when women call men "assholes" its because its easier than saying you're "a bunch of insensitive pricks with beerguts and a small willy with the IQ of a gnat that doesn't know how to treat a women with grace, kindness and respect"

Sorry for the threadjack

aye, there are a plethora of men who also fit that standard of Lazy, bitchy whiny and incompetent devil, you do have an amazing sense for pointing out something someone might see as obvious.
Yes, the cows are more useful then most of the MEN and WOMEN, however, you are crossing lines with "high-tech super-farms" that have automated services that do most of the heavy lifting, which is not the small family farm area that i live in. A type that is slowly disappearing as they get bought out or sold off by kids who don't want to do it anymore. There is still a plethora of work that is done by hand, despite the tractors taking care of all the plowing and planting, the fact that you would say there is virtually no work left done by hand on farms leads me to assume your "experience" isn't as well rounded or in depth as you would lead us to believe.

why aren't the women out doing work on the farm? because the majority of the work is done by hired hands as the kids and the women can't be bothered to do it. again, as i stated earlier, this is MY neck of the woods. not a general example of all things.

and men calling women bitches is just the same. its easier to call you a bitch then to say "your an overemotional train wreck that fails to think in the long term, and expects me to understand everything that comes out of your mouth despite the fact you give me no logical ground to do so and therefore unjustly accuse me of being insensitive or stupid, then expect me to not look at women in better physical condition then you because you let yourself go, then get snotty with me when i catch you looking at other guys"

sorry for the thread jack.

Quote by Sprichler
aye, there are a plethora of men who also fit that standard of Lazy, bitchy whiny and incompetent devil, you do have an amazing sense for pointing out something someone might see as obvious.
Yes, the cows are more useful then most of the MEN and WOMEN, however, you are crossing lines with "high-tech super-farms" that have automated services that do most of the heavy lifting, which is not the small family farm area that i live in. A type that is slowly disappearing as they get bought out or sold off by kids who don't want to do it anymore. There is still a plethora of work that is done by hand, despite the tractors taking care of all the plowing and planting, the fact that you would say there is virtually no work left done by hand on farms leads me to assume your "experience" isn't as well rounded or in depth as you would lead us to believe.

why aren't the women out doing work on the farm? because the majority of the work is done by hired hands as the kids and the women can't be bothered to do it. again, as i stated earlier, this is MY neck of the woods. not a general example of all things.

and men calling women bitches is just the same. its easier to call you a bitch then to say "your an overemotional train wreck that fails to think in the long term, and expects me to understand everything that comes out of your mouth despite the fact you give me no logical ground to do so and therefore unjustly accuse me of being insensitive or stupid, then expect me to not look at women in better physical condition then you because you let yourself go, then get snotty with me when i catch you looking at other guys"

sorry for the thread jack.

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Okay...I was always considered a little weird because I never paid much attention to those girls with big breasts. Ever since I can remember I've been attracted to small to mid-sized breasts. Even while in high school the guys would always comment about the girls with big boobs. Trust me there are guys out there who think very much like myself, and that is I would take an A cup cutie over some double D breasted cow anytime. And fake tits? Forget about it. If I want basketballs, I'll go to the sporting goods department.

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I would take an A cup cutie over some double D breasted cow anytime.

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I find it difficult to lump everyone under one general assumption. It's not my style. I tend to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. And if you try to insult me with "All your big multi-syllable words" I just might have to run out and get meself a dickshunary.

I, too, grew up on a small farm just like the rest of them in my area. I now run my own small hobby farm. Down the road there are 4 very large high-tech operating farms. All state-of-the-art technology goes into them. Two of them are even featured as the wave of the future in farming. My farm is a baby in comparison.
While I'm still running around with small square bales, these guys run with round bales on their tractors.
They have automated gutter cleaners, I use a shovel.
They have feed dispensers, my kids go out and use a pail to feed the chickens and geese.
These guys have brand new 6 wheeled heavy duty John Deere's, I have a 4wheel front-end loader Case that's close to 20yrs old.
They have combine's they can drive with CD/radio's and microwaves built-in. Mine attaches to the pto on the back of my tractor.
I'm all over finding something hi-tech for picking rocks though.

It's not so much that the kids are selling off these family owned farms... blame society. There's no money to be made to be able to survive on these small farms. It's constant stress and worry. Farming life is a labor of love but many farmers have to have 1 or 2 jobs to be able to live it. I do. One bad year can screw you out of thousands of dollars because it was too wet or too dry. Crop Insurance is a joke and the amount of money that goes into raising animals is nowhere near the amount they bring in when they go to auction or sold by the pound for other people's dinner plates.
I NEVER had the luxury of hired hands now or even while growing up. That's what family is for. It wasn't something we had a choice in, and I have no regrets being raised like this.

Maybe next time instead of venting your obvious hate for fat people and hiding it behind "in your area", just say it like it is instead of saying all women that farm are big-titted because they're lazy cows.