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CuriousJayUK
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Quote by techgoddess
and how would you practice?

By using this equipment I had this very special day that I woke up with.

If you want details ...look me up.
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CuriousJay means that I have a few things, some concerning certain taboos, I am curious about. Not that I am bi-curious.
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Ha good answer jay.
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I would finally figure out the "how pee comes out" question that has been eating at me over the years (I have a wife and two daughters and still don't understand that), with my luck, my new equipment would show up at "that time of the month!"

I would need to try to find the hot spots, learn more about clits and learn what feels nice. It would probably make me a better lover in the future.

I don't know about getting banged by another guy, but a woman with a strapon would be dam sexy between my legs.....
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Give it a workout of course. Examine it closely for how tight, clit size, senstivity. Grab a big mirror and squat on it to take lots of pictures. Go pee on the potty and wipe? myself. Shave her. Find a tampon and try that out. Try on sexy thongs and silky panties. Purchase some lube and a vibrator and enjoy the rest of my day.
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Good for you Shane and welcome to the forums.
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Thank you, darlin
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ok, so I can't believe no one decided they would want to find a lesbian or bi-girl and feel (and watch) her eat the pussy. That would be my option, and then see if I could rent a sybian for a day.
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Eewwww... gross, Ali
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I think that if it were simply me with different equipment, I'd waste half the time freaking out. If it were a full on temporary transformation, I'd probably spend an hour freaking out, 6 more figuring out how everything works down to the last nerve ending, then (after some rest) finding some partners of both sexes to put the first 6 hours of research to maximum use.
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Yes, research would be in order. Does anyone remember in the movie, "The World According to Garp" where the kids are looking at a porno mag and one of them says, "Wow, if I was a girl, I woud just take off my clothes and look at myself in a mirror all day!"

good one.
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Hey Silly. Yeah I remember that one. And btw, welcome to the forums.
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I'm sure I'd fill it as much as possible with as many things as possible and cum til I was exhausted.
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First I would spend some time exploring my new pussy...what it felt like to be penetrated, and suing a vibe until I had a few good orgasms. Then, partner sex...both men and women. Oh and like someone mentioned, I would have to try a sybian.
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i`d smear it with fish, then shove it in my girlfriends face, to let her know what it`s like to have a face full of smelly cunt. that would teach her to wash it more often!!!
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i`d smear it with fish, then shove it in my girlfriends face, to let her know what it`s like to have a face full of smelly cunt. that would teach her to wash it more often!!!


As an alternative, you could just tell her now to wash more often. That way when you finally wake up with a cunt for a day, you can avoid wasting your time rubbing fish on yourself, and go see if you can use it to get out of speeding tickets or something.
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I think theese men need a week to adjust...
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i'd have to try and eat it!! YUM!!!!
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Inquiring minds want to know.....what would you do if you had a pussy for one day??


I would certainly want to explore every experience of having one so as to enable me to be a better lover.
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Well, the moment it changed, I would be locked in my room for AT LEAST an hour exploring ever possible "feature".

THEN I would use those features to their fullest potential for AT LEAST a day and a half or until it switched back.

Honest answer. smile
"Think left, think right. Think low, think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!" ~ Dr. Seuss

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"O brave new world," he repeated. "O brave new world that has such people in it. Let's start at once."
"You have a most peculiar way of talking sometimes," said Bernard, staring at the young man in perplexed astonishment. "And, anyhow, hadn't you better wait till you actually see the new world?" - Excerpt from Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

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Inquiring minds want to know.....what would you do if you had a pussy for one day??


Excellent...I had boobs for a day and now I get a "gina"....cool.

Well first I'd:
Rub my clit for a while...(I get multiple orgasms right?)
Then rub my clit a little more...gonna be a hell-of-a-day
Go to work and charge the guys $5 bucks to watch me rub my clit....$10 to let them rub it
Go to the mens room and piss in a urinal...just to see if I could...wipe front to back
Rub my clit for a while
Go golfiing...see how many balls I can now carry
Go to city hall...ride the big banister and see what that's all about
Rub my clit for a while
Go ride my bicycle...see what that's all about
Take out BOB and the big two foot jelly dildo and the butt plug...WTF...why not it's my first vagina!
Rub my clit for a while
Find the hottest big titted lesbian around...and just see what that's all about
Rub my clit for a while....
Take a nap and get ready for the afternoon
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I would try to pee standing up.
Play with it a lot, probably have my hand down my pants all day.
Look at it in the mirror and play with it some more.
Try on various types of girls underwear.
I would ride a cock to see what it feels like to have a vagina instead of a cock.
Shave and trim it and then back to playing with it in front of a mirror.


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Inquiring minds want to know.....what would you do if you had a pussy for one day??


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Good thread. Good answers.
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I'd kinda like to know what it was like to be on the other side. But the luck I have. I would probably be that time of the month when I got it...
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I would go someplace where I could have as many orgasms as I can. To see how a woman's orgasm compares to a guys.
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First of all, I would hope it wasn't that time of month... Then I would probably just pleasure myself to see how different it was.
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I would spend all day fingering myself.
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Quote by Pixie
Inquiring minds want to know.....what would you do if you had a pussy for one day??


Everything once, minus giving birth.

"So how does it feel to know that someones kid in the heart of America
Has blood on their hands, fighting to defend your rights
So you can maintain the lifestyle that insults this family's existence"

Security is mere illusion; yet in that illusion lies security.
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I think, after freaking out about my change of private parts, I would play with myself, seeing if masturbating as a girl is better than as a guy. It's always been my suspicion that it is.