I was a little early getting to the first class I teach, when I saw this fairly tall guy take his seat and just as he sat he got back up real quick, moved around a little then sat back down.
For some crazy reason I thought, I wonder if he sat on his balls. Of course, I couldn't ask him.
The way them things hang down like that, I figure it has to happen once in a while.
Does it? Do you guys sometimes sit on your balls? That must hurt like hell if you do.
I can't recall ever sitting ON them but sometimes when you sit down they find themselves in an uncomfortable position, like wedges in your groin or bunched up near your penis to give you an awkward bulge. I bet this guy never even thought about what he was doing; it becomes such a natural thing for guys.
It's a hard life for men...
It's happened on more than one occasion. Not a good feeling at all. Herb and Erb didn't appreciate it..........
Ha,
yeah its happened from time to time, depending on what type of underwear or pants.
And yeah its a sometimes quick move to re adjust.
It's happened to me, not very pleasant.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates Never sat on them but have experienced them being bunched up. Just a slight adjustment to how I'm sitting takes care of the problem.
See? It's not that easy being a guy. LOL
My most public adjustment usually occurs in traffic when I'm on my motorcycle. Sometimes after riding a while you come to a stoplight, and have to stand and shift ... not gears.
So, if you see me out there, just honk and wave.
It hasn't happened to me, at least not completely. I have been uncomfortable and needed to adjust.
But there was an episode of the erstwhile british TV show called Black Books where Manny had had way too much coffee and in a couple of instances where he would sit down on a wooden chair quickly and then groan. The first time, Bernard asked him, "What's wrong?" and Manny paused and then replied, "Sat on meeself."
You probably had to be there.
Balls are internally self lubricated...they slide around pretty freely so, it's hard to actually sit on them and squash them. They tend to get bumped and slide to safety before a full blown mashing. That hurts and requires a readjustment. The real pain comes from the unwanted nutsack pinch that comes when a small fold of scrotum gets pinched and pulled. I would equate it to getting poked in the eye as it warrants immediate attention and the pain subsides pretty quickly. The nutsack assault is not as painful as the ball squash but, it's much more common. Hope this helps those of you with testicle envy.
Have had mine drop out of the leg opening before and it was more uncomfortable when I stood up.
You don't sit on them but you squash them awkwardly and so have to reposition yourself cause it can be uncomfortable
It depends on a bunch of things but yes, I did sit on them once after I switched to boxers, yes it was painful and I've changed how I go about sitting down, bit slower, give everything more time to get where it needs to be, and less force if they don't.
Don't think I've sat on them, but definetely sat down and found them squeezed somehow in a very uncomfy position.
It's an evolutionary mistake along with a couple of others we have. Most animals has the ballsack fimrly protected inside their body, but we humans HAD to do it else. Fucking pain...
Mine still havent dropped so no its not an issue for me .. the doctor says for some men, 52 here, its a late development ..
Yes I have. Mostly when getting into the truck.... the stepping into it and sliding into the seat.... yeah.... sat on the boys more than once. LOL
Yes I have. I usually try to adjust before I sit to make sure it doesn't happen but sometimes I forget and then soon remember.
This thread is very amusing but have never had that problem. I guess it all depends on the type of underwear you wear. Readjustment of balls and dick is an entirely different story!
I have NEVER sat on them.
Whomever designed guys at least got that much right.
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