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Do some guys lie about measuring?

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Quote by simplyjohn
Well see there is such a better choice of colours in panties .. mens underwear is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring .. I tried and I simply can not find pink or mauve in boxer briefs anywhere damn it .. sighs.



You haven't looked hard enough.... I think you just like wearing panties.....






Lol love that last one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lol love that last one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Yeah, thought you might sweets.
Never did the grow chart thing. My cock seemed very large growing up and remember the difficulty in finding a jock/cup that fit. Ended up buying a mans size to have then
had to have the straps sewn because I was the size of a boy but had the cock of a man. Now I just consider myself average length 7.5 inches but the girth is nearly the same
around. The girth grew with age.
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Never did the grow chart thing. My cock seemed very large growing up and remember the difficulty in finding a jock/cup that fit. Ended up buying a mans size to have then
had to have the straps sewn because I was the size of a boy but had the cock of a man. Now I just consider myself average length 7.5 inches but the girth is nearly the same
around. The girth grew with age.


According to google the average girth is 4.9" I'll bet you're thankful that cock stopped growing when you were young. There is such a thing as TOO much of a good thing.
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Wait a minute UK isnt on that either!!

OK I researched that .. UK men are on the chart that starts at 12 inches and above .. phew I thought we had been left out.


LOL isn't the scotch bonnet from the UK? Those look about right.

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Purely for ego. They determined they were off the charts.


Sounds about right.
Quote by Poppet
All guys lie about this! I'm sure they start out at a young age, and continue to do so as they get older.

But, ALL men measure.


I'd be careful with such a swooping generalization about all guys lying about this. Why lie? If you say you have a 13 inch dong, at some point a woman will call you out on it. Where do you go from there?

Not all men measure either Poppet. Some are comfortable knowing that their size is perfect for their partner. I've never had to tell a prospective lover "I am hung like a Clydsedale.....wanna fuck?"
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I have never measured my girth though. For one, i don't have a flexible tape. Two, seems kinda thick to me so i'm good with that.
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I'd be careful with such a swooping generalization about all guys lying about this. Why lie? If you say you have a 13 inch dong, at some point a woman will call you out on it. Where do you go from there?

Not all men measure either Poppet. Some are comfortable knowing that their size is perfect for their partner. I've never had to tell a prospective lover "I am hung like a Clydsedale.....wanna fuck?"


You know what, Dude? Fair enough point, maybe I’m wrong. I never said all men brag, or tell anyone. I guessed out of self curiosity. As I said, if I was a male, I’d want to know. Maybe that’s where I’m wrong. Because I’m female, I’d guess we as women want to know, men would also.

Of course some men will be satisfied with their size, as you should be. That doesn't mean you don’t want to know, for the simple sake of knowing.

I've been known to be wrong in the past, and I’m sure I’ll be wrong again. I am only human after all. I do apologize for grouping all men in one category.
Poppet, I can honestly say that I have never measured mine, have never wanted to know how big or small it is.
You've got what you've got and there is not a lot you can do about it.
None of my partners have complained about my size (big or small).
No, I don't lie about measuring. Sometimes the ruler lies, but that's when it is taking a strop. You know, I honestly thought that all men measured, at least out of curiosity. Of course, in asking this question, it is open to liars coming along and lying about lying about measuring (keep up!). Now, I've measured for two very simple reasons: first, curiosity, second, sexual safety. Isn't it a good thing to measure your thing so you know what size of condom to buy? I'd have thought that would be common sense.
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Poppet, I can honestly say that I have never measured mine, have never wanted to know how big or small it is.
You've got what you've got and there is not a lot you can do about it.
None of my partners have complained about my size (big or small).

Okay, then again, I was wrong. As I said, if I was a male, I’d want to know. I never said for sure all men; I just figured they all did. I couldn’t for the life of me figure out why a man wouldn’t want to know, just for the hell of knowing.

Quote by GingerKitty
No, I don't lie about measuring. Sometimes the ruler lies, but that's when it is taking a strop. You know, I honestly thought that all men measured, at least out of curiosity. Of course, in asking this question, it is open to liars coming along and lying about lying about measuring (keep up!). Now, I've measured for two very simple reasons: first, curiosity, second, sexual safety. Isn't it a good thing to measure your thing so you know what size of condom to buy? I'd have thought that would be common sense.

See, this is what I’m saying. I’m glad ONE man so far has agreed to what I said.
i measured length when i was teenager. never tape measured the width, tho.

and i agree @ women not knowing what number a guy is due to lying on their part. (or her sucking at math) :P

once had a girl try arguing my size by using an ex as reference. lol...oi.
Why booty shucks...all the guys on Lush have waaaaay too much integrity to lie about their cock length and girth.

We know the average penis length of an adult male is 5 1/2 to 6 inches. But here on Lush ALL men are a minimum of 8 1/2 inches, most are 9 or 10 inches and girth like an anaconda. Right?

Ok the verdict is that not all men measure! Thanks for the answers guys, I appreciate it. smile
Nothing to lie about... It is what it is... I am sure there are some guys who do lie to get the praise of women... But then they apparently need that ego boost...
It's been my experience that most men measure them as soon as they become aware of what they can do with them, which is often before they're finished developing fully. With that in mind, yes, I have measured mine as an adult at the request of others, so I never had to for my own curiosity.
It's my strong impression that most guys measure in a way they find flattering and then exaggerate. Based on my experiences.
I thought all guys did. Dont know if Id believe a guy who said he didnt tho.
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holy cow - what do i have between my legs? getting drunk now!
As I said previously I have not and you can believe me or not. Perhaps for the men that are average, thats clear from a glance, they think fine I'm average why bother measuring. However if they think from looking they are >average then I can understand why perhaps they would measure, i.e. ego, a sense of curiousity, to be able to gloat etc. etc.

Anways the 8M tape measure I had is now broken.
I can't speak for everyone, but I only lie about it because the fuckin' ruler tells the truth...and I hate being average!! Then again, I could be lying now ;)
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I've measured. It just seemed like something to do. I know my suit and dress shirt size, why not know my cock size?


True, although I first measured because a girl asked me about it and I didn't know. But back then I didn't know my dress shirt size either ;)
I've never lied about my measurements but that's because I don't think I have to with/feel uncomfortable about my penis(size).
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Hmmm.... I don't see Africa on there. Some people claims blacks are really hung...
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Hmmm.... I don't see Africa on there. Some people claims blacks are really hung...


They are
Most guys measure their cocks

Most guys think that bigger is better. Many Asian girls have turned me down, because they think its too big.

I have to be careful with my current FWB. She always says "don't hurt me" or "don't go to deep" when I want to pound it to the hilt!

frustrating...

but usually doggy style is better, I can ram the $hit out of her ;) other positions forgetit
Well I think the real lie will always be about the actual length I mean who wouldn't want to brag about something being 10" long
I personally have wrapped mine around my neck and used it as a tie:but seriously its more fun when the lady measures it
Well I had never measured before but this thread got me thinking..so I got my heavy duty tape measure and attempted to measure it...but the tape slipped, flew back into the tape measure case taking my dick with it...so all I know for sure is it is bigger than it was but they told me at the hospital that the swelling will go down eventually
I have no reason to lie about my size. I think its a decent size. I just depends on the woman.