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Describe your penis as a movie title

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You mean how like my dick is like a goddamn magneto for your ring? Yeah that too.


Nah... More like "Gone in 60 Seconds"
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Nah... More like "Gone in 60 Seconds"


The first pop in the ring maybe. Then it becomes "The Hours".
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The first pop in the ring maybe. Then it becomes "The Hours".


Nope... I was being generous... "8 Seconds" in my honest opinion.
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Nope... I was being generous... "8 Seconds" in my honest opinion.


Did you just call yourself a bull? Hmmm, maybe I should change it to "The Cowboy Way".
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pulp fiction

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Did you just call yourself a bull? Hmmm, maybe I should change it to "The Cowboy Way".


Brokeback Mountain?
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Godzilla, king of monsters.
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O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Top Gun
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Titanic

What Waits Below


Sink the Bismarck
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The whole nine yards
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LOL, The Fugitive
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The pacifier
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The Cooler


The Longest Yard
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The Incredible Hulk
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The Dark Knight Rises!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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The Terminator
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Pinocchio
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The Hobbit-An Unexpected Journey.

DANNY The Champion of the World
(This last one is actually the title of a Roald Dahl book that should be made into a movie!)
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8 Seconds

lol
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Top Gun, damn,,, just saw it was used already.

Thor
My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
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8 1/2

Shaft

The Third Man
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Pretty in Pink ,,, "inside something pink"
My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
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There are a lot of good options but I think I will choose Internal Affairs.
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Being of Polish heritage...it would have to be "The Big Lebowski"
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Superbad haha
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