Cum talk

So in my experience it doesn’t shoot out like in porns its more of a dribble and theres never more that a teaspoon. Do you have to learn to shoot it or is it just not for everyone

Mine used to shoot pretty well in my youth. Hit my neck while laying on my back a couple times. Not always, but it happened. Nowadays? Lucky to get it to go a cm even when the orgasm has me seeing stars. So to me it all seems to be biology more than anything.

As for quantity, I find it's more copious if it has been a while between ejaculations. No other tricks that I know of.

I mentioned in another post just a minute ago, but I've been into edging for awhile. The longer you're able to hold off cumming while staying hard, the more you build up tension. When you finally do ejaculate after edging for a good amount of time, it's much more like firing a cannon than a leaky water pistol. Also, as Seeker mentioned, taking a break for a couple of days can be helpful to build up volume of semen as well if that's a concern. I also often measure my orgasms by the 'seeing stars' metric he mentioned rather than how much cum I produce (ignore the signature below).

Let me say, as a girl, you guys are worrying about something very unimportant. First of all, having been responsible for a great number of ejaculations from a decent number of guys, there are very few - and I mean very few - guys who have the firehose. Most guys do a few spirts, some shoot farther than others. But most of the firehoses you see in porn are fake. As I'm thinking about it, and all the blowjobs and handjobs I've given , I can remember maybe one or two that standout as huge loads. Most guys do a teaspoon or two, tops, But thats OK. But the guy that stands over his girlfriend and literally covers her tits or back or face with what appears to be a cup of cum? Really. Sorry, no. I have found the biggest variable to be how long its been since the last time you came, and how long you have been "hard" in your current situation. The same guy can vary 50 to 100% under those conditions. My own bf, when he's gone on a trip and is celibate (and I mean he intentionally does not erk off or anything) for a week or so - when he comes home and I "greet" him, he cums a lot, and the orgasm is intense. The afternoon quickie that you squeeze in at lunchtime when you have 10 minutes - or the bj on mom's couch when no one is around - not a huge load usually.

Bottom line - there is no judgement connected to your cum volume, the speed of the spirts, the distance they travel or how many there are

As far as I am concerned, with my bf, and all the guys before him and those who will probably follow him, he is spending his time paying attention to me, entering me, loving me and giving me his entire amount of semen to do with what I want. He doesn't hold anything back - I get him in totality.

Enjoy your girl guilt free and free of fear. If she truly has a problem with the "size" of your load, dump her, she's better suited to be a porn start than girlfriend.

A teaspoon is normal. Lots of references to this in popular music, like the classic rock band named 10cc, and the Flaming Lips’ “A spoonful weighs a ton.”

Like others have said, going a long time without cumming will make you produce more, as will edging or situations that build up the sexual tension. There is a lot of fake cum in porn, lots of sleight of hand used to make it look the guy is shooting more or further than he really is. No, I don’t know all the details, but I don’t need to know how a magician does the tricks to enjoy the show either.

As for distance, I personally shoot at least a couple of inches. On the one hand, I have surprised myself and have it spurt a foot or two … but on the other hand, if it’s my second orgasm in a short time, it might just dribble out. I suspect there’s a lot of natural variation.

That said, while Erin is absolutely right that you shouldn’t be AT ALL worried about this in terms of pleasing your partner, but there is more to it, and is a good idea that you asked. I have heard of a situation, especially with aging guys, where they cum internally but nothing comes out. That CAN be an indication of a serious medical condition, from what I understand, I don’t know very much about it, but it sounds worth a Google, and then you should visit a urologist (despite the title, they don’t just deal with pee) if you think it might apply to you. Best wishes.

With me it depends on how excited I am. First time with a new woman, I shoot 4/5 spurts several feet far. The woman is always surprised to see that. But when giving it a quick tug myself to relieve stress, I only produce 2 spurts who just go a few inches.

If it’s been a while since having an orgasm…three days…it shoots out just fine. It’s more juejue than normal as I can feel things slicker and warmer 👍🏻