And you boys are after us to make our kitties clean and sweet for you!
Then you pull this kid of joke???
Are guys really into this sort of thing???
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Cum On Guys! Really now? Bacon Flavored Lube???
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haha I mean I love Bacon.. but as a lube... I think not. Then everytime I eat bacon I would feel like i need to get off!
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Are you kidding me!? That's just retarded!
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I can understand your watermelons, cherries, strawberries, cola flavours etc. They're supposed to be sweet and light flavours. Bacon is a bit too tasty, there shouldn't be something that tastes good enough to make someone want to bite down. *ouch!*
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No thanks ...
I put that right up there with bacon-flavored beer (seriously, somebody was looking for a bacon-flavored beer recipe a while back)
I put that right up there with bacon-flavored beer (seriously, somebody was looking for a bacon-flavored beer recipe a while back)
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NO...NO...HELL NO! Still a strawberry or cherry flavor kinda guy. Some times natural is the very best taste...depending on the women and the amount I have drank. No matter the flavor, I still think eating pussy is the best foreplay ever. But not bacon.
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Yeah...I've been waiting for this all my life...
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Bacon flavored anything belongs in the pet stores. For example: Beggin' Strips - bacon-flavored dog treats
Hmmm... now that I think about it though, do you think I could get my boyfriend to "sit up and beg" with this stuff?
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Hmmm... now that I think about it though, do you think I could get my boyfriend to "sit up and beg" with this stuff?
There might be more to this than originally thought...
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So. Bacon lover that I am, I have a question. I heard that pineapple is good for a guy to eat to make his cum taste good(??) Well, instead of this dandy lube, what if he eats lots of yummy bacon? Sharing half with me, of course. Would that make his cum taste REALLY good? I mean GOODER than good?
Mmmmmmmmmm. Bacon. Bacon bacon bacon bacon. It's BACooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
I'm hungry...
Mmmmmmmmmm. Bacon. Bacon bacon bacon bacon. It's BACooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
I'm hungry...
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