I really don't like them. I don't like the taste or feel of latex, but they are a necessity in my life. Sometimes, in the heat of sex, I can't tell it's there, and I usually forget about it, until sex is over and the wrinkling sack covering his cock makes its presence known again. But in any case, except for the stress of unprotected sex, I don't think I've ever had sex that I didn't think would be better without the condom- it's more natural that way of course.
Guys, what do you think about Condoms- beyond just saying "I don't like them." How does it feel to wear one, and how does it make sex different for you? Do any of you prefer it for any reason, other than "ya, I don't have to worry about picking up a disease or making a baby if I wear one"?
Any funny stories involving condoms and your past sexual encounters?
This is the thread for all things condoms, so let's hear your thoughts!
There are a few benefits to wearing a condom, other than the obvious no pregnancy/no disease. Cleanliness for anal. Maybe not as huge of an issue for circumcised guys, but for us uncut men, it's safer to just wear the condom rather than hope you got the head and foreskin clean enough to avoid bacterial infection.
And secondly, endurance. That thin bit of latex dulls the sensation slightly, allowing a guy to last just a little longer.
On the down side, if you plan sex, it's easy to have the condom in the right place. But, if it happens spur of the moment, there is a pause in the action while you go fish it out of your pants which might still be in the other room. That can build the suspense, but when you just want to fuck, sometimes it just makes you wish you didn't have to wear it, so you could fuck her without the interruption.
It does dull the sensations to a certain extent, which helped in lasting longer when I was younger.
I didn't like the pause "in the heat of it", where I had to stop, pull out the package, open it up, and place it on. Yes, I know you can incorporate that into the act by having her help you.
That was back when I needed to use one, though.
When I was a young lad, still in high school, and still with my first "serious" girlfriend, we used condoms every time. Yes, it does dull the sensation a little, but I'd rather have that lack than the consequences. You would think with modern technology they would be able to make some kind of condom that transmits feelings somehow.
My funniest condom story came when she and I were dating hot and heavy. This girl was nearly as insatiable as I am. We would meet at her place right after school, kiss for a few minutes, and then fuck. We would fuck until a few minutes before her mother was due home from work, and then she would kick my ass out the door, sometimes without even as much as a goodbye kiss. She made up for it in other ways, though. Very oral girl, she was. (Oh, have I got stories about that! But that's not the point of this thread, is it?) No sooner would I cum than she would be pulling the condom off me and she would be sucking my cum-covered cock, doing her damned best to get me back hard again.
One day, after we made love for the third or fourth time... well, I had cum four times, she had cum I don't know how many times. We were lying there, exhausted, trying to catch our breath. She looked down at my cock and said, "You liar."
I said, "What?"
"You told me you still had condoms left." I looked at what she was looking at. Sure enough, there was no condom there. Confused as hell, I said, "Open up!" and spread her legs open. I saw the ring end of the condom poking out. My cock had deflated and pulled itself out of the condom, leaving the condom inside her and she couldn't feel it in there. I reached in and pulled the condom out. This set her off - it started out as giggles, and quickly built up into full-on guffaws.
We laughed until it was time for her to kick me the fuck out again.
I've always thought that one of the unacknowledged benefits of condoms is that they give even us jaded old sluts a " " turn-on in condomless sex. Nothing hotter than going bareback when you're used to a raincoat.
And it's a kind of monogamy for the non-monogamous, if you follow. My cock thinks every girl on earth except my Marie is made of latex. Every time we have sex we are instantly and constantly reminded of our fluid bond and all the commitment it implies to each other.
As far as funny stories go, I've had a few amusing conversations when less-experienced partners have seen inside my bedside table. I keep several kinds of condoms in there- spermicidal, regular lube, unlubed, etc- as well as lube, of course, and a couple toys. And sometimes I forget that 95% of the population is very vanilla:
"Ready for another round? Grab us a condom out of that drawer."
"Hell yes, I... dude, what the hell? It looks like a sex shop in here."
"Oh, right. Just grab a spermicidal one. Blue box."
"Okay... um... little scared now..."
"Heh. Oh, it's not that bad. Spermicidal ones for the obvious, non-spermicidal for women whose bodies don't like the chemicals, and non-lubed for anal. Better to use lube from the bottle for buttfucking."
"B-buttfucking?"
"Relax, that's more of a third-date kind of thing."
"Oh my god. And the toys?"
"Weekend visit, don't you think?"
"...is this where I run screaming, or where I ask to move in?"
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My funniest condom-related moment, though, is probably a you-had-to-be-there kind of thing. One night at a party we got to talking about magnum condoms and I pointed out that even pornstars don't use them, that you can stretch a regular condom over your head, etc, etc. So we go back and forth for a few minutes, laughing it up and teasing the guy who'd said he needed magnums, when suddenly my very drunk girlfriend says "Well, magnums have their uses. I pulled one over my hand when I fisted Karen." Dead silence falls, then "Oh my god, did I say that out loud?" Meanwhile poor Karen is trying to hide under the couch, red from neck to scalp.
Still one of the queen mothers of all drunken blurts, ever. But, like I said, probably not so funny to people who weren't there. Ah well.
i like the sensation and the feeling of not wearing one its a lot different...when i wear i prefer the rally thin ones so i don't miss a lot of that feeling..on my steady relationships sometimes i wear sometimes not and just be very careful...
Bareback all the way. Of course, I've only been with virgins. I can spot a 'loose woman' from a mile away.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Bwahahahaha!!!
The Onion really hit that one out of the park. As did you, for finding it. Hilarious.
Been using lots of condoms during the past 2 weeks but absolutely no issues. hb74 had never been active in the putting on of condoms before but she was a rather quick learner and having her put it on actually kept the flow going nicely.
Since the pill she was on during the A-dam meeting decreased her appetite and her wetness the condoms were a perfect alternative on the recent meeting. Since we're not planning on pregnancy anytime soon I'll keep using condoms.
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
I put one on every morning I get out of bed and wear it like a sock all day long. Just in case an opportunity comes along, I am ready.
No clumsy 20 second intermission.
It's a bit of a pain to remove it four or five times a day, to urinate, but that's the price of protection.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I think condoms are just ugly, they ruin the moment, they look pathetic when you finish, they sometimes break without you realizing and you cum inside her confidently only to be scared shitless until she fails a pregnancy test and all the other reasons people hate them...
To guys out there that think that they lose sensitivity with their current condoms you should try Durex brand, they are the best. They're thin and are a more see-through than brands like Trojan.
I HAVE WORN A CONDOM A SMALL HANDFUL OF TIMES IN MY PAST AND HAVE LEARNED TO HOLD MY ORGASM UNTIL I AM READY. YOU PUSSY IS SOFT AND WET AND A CONDOM TAKES THAT FEELING AWAY COMPLETELY. RIDING BAREBACK IS THE ONLY WAY FOR ME.
Not all condoms are created equal. Trojans are strong, but they do not transmit feel very well. There are other brands that are much better, and that do not "interfere" as much. So, although I'm sure most guys would rather not have to use one at all, modern technology has improved the experience. You need to experiment a bit with different brands.
Stopping midway through to put a condom on does sometimes tend to ruin the moment.
Although my wife used to put it on for me, so that i could carry on giving her oral. I still carry one around with me, just in case we fancy a quickie when we are out somewhere, mainly because if my wife is dressed up, she would go mad if i got cum all over her!!!
Although X, if she was as hot as you, I think I would put 2 or 3 condoms on, so I would last longer!!!
My friend was telling me a story the other day about how he hooked up with a really hot girl. I am pretty sure there was some alcohol involved. He went to grab a condom, but she said "No, it's okay. I am on the pill." So he hoisted her up onto the kitchen counter and started fucking her. As he began to cum, she shouted "Be my baby daddy" and wrapped her legs around him so tightly that he wasn't able to pull out of her.
Turns out she wasn't on the pill
it feels like im fucking rubber when i have one on rather than feeling the softness and warmth when i don't have one on. along with making things less exciting between me and who i'm with, just knowing its there, they can go dry and mess up the flow of sex sometimes if you're going for too long. hands down, i feel way more comfortable without a condom.
Seems it's a NO for condoms all around.
fuuuuck, btw she's not on birth control... i drive literally 110 mph to the drug store and get plan b contraceptive or whatever the hell it is... never been more terrified in my life... but it did feel great blowing my load inside her!!
seemed as if her ass was a wrinkly old latex guy crotch :p! We both laughed our heads off at the incident
