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[puts on her glasses and start talking in her teacher vs kids voice]
Yes, boys.
Lets hear it.
I want stories with atleast 3000 words describing THE best blowjob.
You can post the links here.
Quote by seductive69
How do you like it guys ?

;)

I have always tried to say no to that sort of thing ... but I am weak ...
Hey I wrote a whole story on this topic, check out Gina gives the perfect blowjob.

A few points: (1) Make the guy cum, or let him stop you. I knew one girl that licked twice and then moved on. It might take a bit. (2) Guys are visual, let him see your body. If you are on a bed get on all fours so he can watch your dangling breasts, don't just lay there. Kneeling, like in my story, also is more visual. (3) Use your hand or it might take a long long time. Dirty talk might speed him to orgasm, if he likes that.
It's hard for her to talk with her mouth full.


I'm just kidding. I know what you mean.
seductive - i'd like it with your fantastic breasts on my thighs, your luscious lips on my cock and your sultry eyes staring deep into mine!

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I get confused about blow jobs.

My husband says that letting me suck his cock is his way of showing me how much he loves me. So I go down on him every evening to check he still feels the same way about me. Judging by how hard he fucks my throat he loves me very much indeed.

Everytime he cums in my mouth he says he's so glad he married a blonde. Very romantic but I don't understand what my hair color has to do with it.
Quote by steffanie
I get confused about blow jobs.

My husband says that letting me suck his cock is his way of showing me how much he loves me. So I go down on him every evening to check he still feels the same way about me. Judging by how hard he fucks my throat he loves me very much indeed.

Everytime he cums in my mouth he says he's so glad he married a blonde. Very romantic


Really
LOL
Steff you crack me up



Having sex is one of the two things you do with all five senses. The other one is eating. The effect of experience is increased by the number of senses you use during it.

You touch to your partner, smell him/her, hear moans and screams and sometimes dirty talk, you taste when you kiss or go oral, and you see the naked body, the genitals, eyes, face. Wow... too scientific aproach.

Anyway, @steff : Yourblonde hair is part of the sight sense. His pleasures are onto blonde, so his oral experience with you has a nice impact of him. It is (generally) especially effective when a piece of hair swings as the partners head goes back and forth.

For me: Since what you hear is an important part, I hate to hear sounds of my partner feeling bad when, in the heat, it becomes to deep for her. [wow... when did this happen last? almost ages.] Since the giving pleasure part is more important then receiving it, blowjobs feel kinda selfish to me. I only accept it when I have the chance to return the favor.

I believe the only important thing about it is to be natural thing along the way. If it doesn't feel good for any of the partners it must end.
Steff In a kind way I think he is saying blondes are more fun


personally I love the smile he has on, after our mutual shower in the morning
Quote by Pam111
Steff In a kind way I think he is saying blondes are more fun


personally I love the smile he has on, after our mutual shower in the morning



Hey!!!!!!! Since when have you been taking showers with my husband?
I prefer it with lots of saliva, not too much sucking, more like her wanking me into her mouth, with the occasional deep throat movement. A lot of women make the mistake of just sucking, all that does is make your dick go numb. Use your hands more.

Also if I'm in a giving mood, a 69 with her on top squatting over my face is a big turn on. Rubbing my glans on her nipples for a bit of a breather is nice too.

But like most lazy guys, I'd prefer just to be given a blowjob than have to even think about multi-tasking.
Lots of licking, occasional teeth ... and only a small bit of blowing. I know it is called a blow job, I wouldn't make an attractive balloon.
Quote by seductive69
How do you like it guys ?

;)


My vote is....every day!
Please. I'm married. I'd take a peck at this point!
Quote by q_and_a
Please. I'm married. I'd take a peck at this point!




....in front of the judge you heard her say "I do"...but she was thinking..."I don't (have to do no more BJ)"...or something like that.

But I'm with you...noticed....it was only my "vote" vs. declaration!
I'm married. I'd take a peck at this point!


I hear you. I was married, once.


This thread is surprisingly entertaining.
Quote by Pam111
Steff In a kind way I think he is saying blondes are more fun


personally I love the smile he has on, after our mutual shower in the morning


Pam He is quite a lucky man!
Quote by steffanie
I get confused about blow jobs.

My husband says that letting me suck his cock is his way of showing me how much he loves me. So I go down on him every evening to check he still feels the same way about me. Judging by how hard he fucks my throat he loves me very much indeed.

Everytime he cums in my mouth he says he's so glad he married a blonde. Very romantic but I don't understand what my hair color has to do with it.


Thats a great reply MS Steff!
Thanks for the visual!
Quote by seductive69
(Blow Jobs) How do you like it guys ?

;)


A lot. In fact, a WHOLE lot.

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Steff, is your husband still taking showers with Pam? I hope you had a talk with him.

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i like a little bit of slobbering. Really working that head with your tongue. Deep thoating. licking up and down the shaft.

But one thing i like is the licking around the cock before you get to it. I love the suspense and it makes it that much better.
Listen to Reggie Watts.



That's how.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
That's the definitive guide, Chris. I laughed so hard.

He sure looks like Stanley Clarke, back in the day.
I figured some one needed to be the one show how.

The best part is the guy at the "blow job" class.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
OMG that was hilarious Chris....LMAO!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
The best part is the guy at the "blow job" class.


Yeah, that was good. The whole darn thing was good.
Quote by TheChrisJ
Listen to Reggie Watts.



That's how.


ha ha ha ha that has got to me me the Best Thing Ever i have seen on youtube Chris it is so much more funny i have an ache in my side now from laughing so much. Brilliant enough said !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL