I was gonna take offence, but then I remebered all the "how big are your tits" and "what color are your panties" and "would you like to sit in a hot tub of cum" (my favorite thread of all time) in the Ask the Gals section, and chilled.
We're not all assholes, though.
1. not since i was a kid
2. always
3. Zero
4. Love but weed is good too and vodka
5 far too often
6. dunno but i like it
Do I sense a little bitterness here....? Me thinks so.....
Fair-Is-Fair So,
#1. I have lived on my own since I was 15 years old. (Besides that, my parents basement always had a dirt floor.)
#2. I stopped tapping my cousins, along with the rest of my family, after I turned 11 years old.
#3. 0-zilch-nada... Never had time for kiddy games... My favorite "game" I call "Making Money, than, Raising Hell!"( The object of this game is to end up with a boat-load of money, while still having had the time of your life...If you haven't tried it yet, you should...)
#4. These days it's Sex, enhanced with Prescription Medications... ( My doctors keep prescribing me the damned things, assuring me that they are So much better for me, than all of the other Drugs, Alcohol, and Weed, that I used to do...)
#5. The better question to ask here is, have I ever NOT paid utility bills... That answer is NO!
#6. The closest that I've had to complaint is; " Wooo,That 'thing' is never going to fit into MY ass...Is it?" Does that about cover it?
My last name isn't 'Holmes' , And I'm certainly not "African American". But, that hasn't seemed to have effected the size of MY 'anatomy'....( Beside, the only men that measure their own 'junk' are the ones that probably shouldn't even bother...) pfft
1. No
2. Always
3. 0
4. Suckin' Pussy
5. Every month
6. 6.75 inches (measured when i was a teen)
1. Mom does not have a basement. I have to make do with a lakeside cottage.
2. In school most of the girls were related to me. Drove near fifty kilometers on Saturday nights to get outside the cousin zone.
3. Don't take time from kayaking, motorcycle riding, clubbing, or writing magazine articles for that.
4. Single Malt Scotch.
5. Secretary takes care of paying those
6. I don't worry about it and the loose women I consort with don't bring it up.
1. no
2. lol
3. 0
4. exercise
5. plenty
6. medium
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1. No
2. It’s the only kind I’ve ever had.
3. It varies. Some days none, some days all day. Average of an hour each day?
4. I’ve tried weed but it’s not my thing.
5. It’s all I ever seem to do with my paychecks anymore.
6. Average
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
1. Do you live in your Mom's basement?
She died long ago, so I had to move out.
2. Have you ever had a date with a woman not related to you?
Does 2nd cousin count?
3. How many hours a day do you play video games?
I might play once a year, if that. I do however, get into some hijinks that I won't discuss here.
4. What's your favorite way to get high?
Fixing my roof.
5. Have you ever paid a utility bill?
Not for awhile. I am typing this in the dark.
6. How huge is your dick?
Huge!? False premise.
