God I love you men - but your bathroom habits leave me cold.
So then tell me your worst bathroom habits - so that when I fall in-love again I know what to expect!!!!
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I'm not sure what Honeybee is getting at here, I don't have any bad habits in the bathroom. I am constantly having to reposition the toilet seat so that when I miss the bowl I only hit the floor or bowl. Why do women insist on putting it back down again? Don't you all know that squatting over the toilet bowl is great for maintaining healthy thighs?
Same with the sink, what's the point of putting the soap in some silly little dish? You only have to take it out and put it back in the sink to use it, and then you've got an extra dish to clean in spring when you do the rest of the bathroom. As a big plus, leave a little water in the sink with the soap and it will have a nice slimy texture when you next come to use it.
Don't even get me started on the toilet paper! One sheet is plenty for all but the messiest of situations, why do women use about 2 rolls of the stuff to do a wee? (Tip of the week for those on a low income, put a pair of scissors by the toilet roll and with some practice you can get by with half a sheet) (Hot tip No 2: stop eating anything that will make your stools softer, really hard pellets is the way to go, you won't need to wipe at all then!)
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
Good laugh for the morning.
Men? At one of my jobs, my female co-workers told me about a lady in the building who would 'hover' over the seat -- and miss! And we're talking #1 and #2!
Plus, she would wash her feet in the sink.
well i smoke bong in the bathroom and blow the smoke out of the window...
Right there with you Mr Nudiepants, our bathroom could teach Boots a thing or two about chemistry. (Here come the Giiiirls)
One other thing.... Why is it that when the toilet gets blocked (invariably by them) the women refuse to have anything to do with unblocking it? She tells me that's my job. Yet if I tell her she should be in the kitchen you can bet I'm in a world of hurt, and not in a sexy fun way either!
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
Decades ago now, when I was first truly living on my own, I was a fcking disgusting, non-disciplined slob. The bathroom then was one of the cleaner rooms of my abode.
The kitchen sink, counter tops, stove and fridge were the toxic areas of my residence. Followed closely by the traditional living room and my bedroom was a shambles - dirty clothes on the floor, clean washed clothes on the floor.
Everything pretty much on the floor (except in the kitchen) then everything was on the counter tops or sitting in one of the two sink basins.
After about 9 months of living like a homeless person, with a roof over my head, I woke up one weekend morning, looked around the place and thought..."I could never bring a woman home to this pigpen."
I literally tossed every dish, glass, and cooking utensil in the kitchen into three heavy duty lawn and leaf trashbags and took them to a dumpster. Then I paid a visit to a WalMart and bought $300 worth of cleaning supplies and materials and literally went through that garbage dump I had been existing inside and using for a flop house.
It took me all weekend and then several evenings of the following week, before it resembled something that I would not be ashamed of showing off to my acquaintances or the few friends I then associated with.
I reasoned that I wasn't raised this way and that it only takes a few moments to pick up after myself and to keep shit clean after I used anything in my kitchen or bathroom.
First impressions have been important to me ever since. It took some training (of my friends and associates) over the years, as they came into my residences for the first time. I don't mean to imply that I'm an anal retentive, clean-freak. But, you aren't tracking in grime on your shoes into my home. You're not smoking in my home. You're not going to be partying in my home and leaving empty beer bottles or cans or drink glasses here and there. You're not going to use my bathroom and piss all over the place. I will check on you.
If I find that you're a careless pig...outside you go.
My bathroom's and my kitchen's have been cleaner on a 24x7 basis, than most 4 and 5 star hotels keep theirs. If anything now, when I visit friends or potential girlfriends, those are the areas I first point a keen eye of silent inspection.
My yards and my vehicles have always been neatly kept, as were my garage and workshop areas. When I was growing up, my father had a large workshop/garage...he still does. And he was and remains a gawddamned slob - it is the only word I can come up with. He never could find a damned thing he was looking for and the man has had tools and contraptions literally - out his ass for doing any kind of handyman job around the house or working on vehicles. He simply had no sense of 'order'. He probably has $200,000 worth of tools and can never find a fucking wrench or screw driver.
I was never like that in the man-cave areas of my residences, and I simply (finally) carried the same philosophy into the bathroom and kitchen areas.
Whenever I've resided with a woman in the same house, I have always made sure that I had my bathroom with at least a shower stall, and 'she' had her own full bathroom too. She could either clean it, or let it foul out. And usually it was a fcking mess area. I'd just shut that door when guests came over and I always also had another guest bathroom in the residence's for guest use too. I kept that one spotless too.
Most women I have known have been extremely happy to let me be the person in the relationship who cooks and cleans. I'm cool with that arrangement.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
My worst bathroom habit is that I definitely don't clean off the mirror anywhere near as often as I should.
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Why do women think only men are messy in bathrooms. My wife regularly tells me about the disgusting state of public toilets she uses.