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I haven't faked an orgasm. I don't see much of a reason too . . . unless you don't want to get someone pregnant or something.
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Well,yes I have and the reaons are many BUT! just as some ladies can fake their orgasms a guy can also.The way to "fake " one is simple .By the word fake does not mean that you unload into your partner,Yes... she should know you are cumming .BUT! if you go into the same theactrics as a woman does you can fake it.
In my case I wanted her to have a long sexual trip,So I knew I had to prolong my self. So after several minutes of thrusting and grunting I proceeded to tell her I was about to cum and she urged me on. I kept my pounding into her till I pulled almost out and declared that i had cum then thrust it deep and flexed my cock like I had exploded in reality I had not. After kissing her she was very happy.I said "Baby I want more should I clean you out ?" Something we never had done before.
"OH! she cried as I went down on her and sucked her till she groaned then I proceeded to tongue her till she came again.BY this time my cock was still hard which was my intent .She reached down and said "Oh! you are hard again" "Yes I replied you do that to me tonight" "Oh! she said again i wantto suck you and she proceeded to do just that after a bit I stopped her and told her I wanted to ride her pussy some more and mounted her again all in all it was a grand experiment.
In my case I wanted her to have a long sexual trip,So I knew I had to prolong my self. So after several minutes of thrusting and grunting I proceeded to tell her I was about to cum and she urged me on. I kept my pounding into her till I pulled almost out and declared that i had cum then thrust it deep and flexed my cock like I had exploded in reality I had not. After kissing her she was very happy.I said "Baby I want more should I clean you out ?" Something we never had done before.
"OH! she cried as I went down on her and sucked her till she groaned then I proceeded to tongue her till she came again.BY this time my cock was still hard which was my intent .She reached down and said "Oh! you are hard again" "Yes I replied you do that to me tonight" "Oh! she said again i wantto suck you and she proceeded to do just that after a bit I stopped her and told her I wanted to ride her pussy some more and mounted her again all in all it was a grand experiment.
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Huh?
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Flesh, a woman can get pregnant even if the man doesn't cum.
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well Pam111 i wish you were here with me just once,
i'd like someone to check with me
Yes i have , told her it was just a small load due to a bout of self indulgance.ClEIyAOpys24zwaL
i'd like someone to check with me
Yes i have , told her it was just a small load due to a bout of self indulgance.ClEIyAOpys24zwaL
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yeah because there's always the precum and stuff...
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Unfortunately when your with a partner who is so selfish that she is the only one that counts and your too much of a nice guy to fight it since their is no use to even try, you sometimes have to fake it and look for alternative ways to be satisfied! , I am so happy to be out of that situation..... 
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Quote by techgoddessQuote by MerryAnitaQuote by Zafia
Turkey baster?.....what the??....
Yeah, I'm curious abut that too?
I think most women would notice a turkey baster....
Especially around Thanksgiving.
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Many times and still do, no woman likes to think she cannot bring a man to completion its the only kind thing to do in some circumstances.
Well, men don't like to not beeing able to make the lady cum either, but shun the woman who fakes it.
I've been with my fair share of men and to be honest some of them haven't been able to come.
And Im not the woman to torture myself and the man for 4hours without anything happening on either side.
Then I'd rather eat my egg sandwich and drink my tea cuddled up in the sofa as the sun comes up and feel happy.
and yes a man not getting to ejaculation is more frustrating than the one who don't get it up.
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and yes a man not getting to ejaculation is more frustrating than the one who don't get it up.
But not nearly as frustrating as the one who waits until you're almost at the apex... and then asks if you're done yet cuz he really needs some sleep.
Not speaking from personal experience of course.
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Never faked an orgasm, but I'll change position if it is taking a while.
I try to make sure, with oral or fingers, that she comes before I really get going. So if its taking me a while after this then, I'll switch to doggie or tittie-fucking -- both of which do it for me quickly. I try not to just keep pounding away forever :-)
I try to make sure, with oral or fingers, that she comes before I really get going. So if its taking me a while after this then, I'll switch to doggie or tittie-fucking -- both of which do it for me quickly. I try not to just keep pounding away forever :-)
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It's not as hard as you might think, particularly if there was a lot of alcohol involved. If she's not that good in bed, eventually you get tired of doing all the work and just spasm your lower body along with a lot of moaning/gasping...maybe a little arm-shaking...in all likelihood...if she wasn't reciprocating very well, odds are she also won't notice you failed to make a deposit (particularly if a condom was in use)
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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I'm liking these honest answer guys....keep them cuming....heh heh.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Now I know why i like Ladies!!
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No I have never. I don't think it is possible for a guy to fake it. No cum no orgasm.
But that is just my thoughts.
But that is just my thoughts.
Carpe Diem
Red out
Red out
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No I have never. I don't think it is possible for a guy to fake it. No cum no orgasm.
But that is just my thoughts.
Hm... So if I get this right, a man can ejaculate without an orgasm, though he can't have an orgasm without ejaculating?
*smiles as she knows she'll just end up as confused as she was before*
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No guys can have an orgasm without cumming it just takes keigel exercises to stop it. But from my experience it just generally hurts stopping it
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No guys can have an orgasm without cumming it just takes keigel exercises to stop it. But from my experience it just generally hurts stopping it
So why hurt?
Carpe Diem
Red out
Red out
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I've never had the need to. Not sure if I could if I did...
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OK, a few replies from my own personal experience:
If by orgasm you mean ejaculate - no, once the dam truly breaks, there's no squeezing the toothpaste back in the tube. And it takes time to reload (the older, the longer).
But I've found it possible to reach the "pulsating" stage, and then hold back just enough to keep from ejaculating. If I hit it just right, I can then keep pulsing without ejaculating. When that happens, I even get temporarily partially-soft, but then I can get hard again within a matter of minutes. And sometimes there's no need for an "intermission" at all.
Not a trick that I could have managed when younger, but there are SOME advantages to maturity. (*smiling*)
And no, it is most definitely NOT torture - it is exquisite. I guess it's as close as a man can come to experiencing the kind of pleasure that a woman can experience with multiple orgasms. Close perhaps, but I'm sure not as good, because the final orgasm with full ejaculation is always the best. But the latter is always accompanied by a feeling of loss, oddly enough, because it means that the pleasure of lovemaking has come to an end. At least temporarily. [OK, girls, please don't write to me about the pleasures of cuddling - I like that, too, but there's nothing like the erotic sensation of being buried inside a woman....]
If by orgasm you mean ejaculate - no, once the dam truly breaks, there's no squeezing the toothpaste back in the tube. And it takes time to reload (the older, the longer).
But I've found it possible to reach the "pulsating" stage, and then hold back just enough to keep from ejaculating. If I hit it just right, I can then keep pulsing without ejaculating. When that happens, I even get temporarily partially-soft, but then I can get hard again within a matter of minutes. And sometimes there's no need for an "intermission" at all.
Not a trick that I could have managed when younger, but there are SOME advantages to maturity. (*smiling*)
And no, it is most definitely NOT torture - it is exquisite. I guess it's as close as a man can come to experiencing the kind of pleasure that a woman can experience with multiple orgasms. Close perhaps, but I'm sure not as good, because the final orgasm with full ejaculation is always the best. But the latter is always accompanied by a feeling of loss, oddly enough, because it means that the pleasure of lovemaking has come to an end. At least temporarily. [OK, girls, please don't write to me about the pleasures of cuddling - I like that, too, but there's nothing like the erotic sensation of being buried inside a woman....]
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Thanks for answering NotReallySure and welcome to the Forum...
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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You'd be surprised the details (such as a lack of sticky semen everywhere...) that a woman will overlook, either out of momentary ecstasy or denial. Yes, I've faked it. Sometimes, it just isn't jiving with a girl and the time comes to pull the plug, but it isn't worth hurting her feelings- so you fake it. It isn't something I'm proud of, but it seemed like the best option at the time.
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WOW, now that I know that this is something that guys do quite frequently. I’m starting to wonder if anyone has ever faked it with me??
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WOW, now that I know that this is something that guys do quite frequently. I’m starting to wonder if anyone has ever faked it with me??
For some reason, I doubt it happens to you, gorgeous.
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You would be surprised to hear how many men have left me “hanging out to dry” because they are unable to perform… 
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You would be surprised to hear how many men have left me “hanging out to dry” because they are unable to perform…
That's a damn shame...I can't relate to that...
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They always tell me it’s because I make them nervous, I don’t believe it I’m a sweetheart how could little old me do that? Trying to blame their impotence on me shit (good to know that you don’t have that problem!)
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Make them nervous? Sheesh...that kind of guy's not worth your time.