Pussy, mouth or hand and in that order.
my dads friends ex gf had a patient who stuck a barbie doll up his ass... couldnt get it out and had to go to the doctor.. got even worse when the nurse gave him an erection
truthfully. i learned how to make a artificial pussy out of towel, balloon, ducktape and lube. balloon needs to be big enough to stretch and fill like contracting walls.
I went through a stage where I was fucking fruits and vegetables. I think the first was a cucumber. I cut off one end and gutted the seeds. I put my cock in it, but the suction wouldn't let me go all the way in, so I cut off the other end. It was pretty good. A pumpkin wasn't so good, there is not much inside, so once having penetrated the shell there isn't much inside to feel. Watermelon is the best, and this is how I began eating my cum. I had a psychological hurdle to jump. I'd fantasies of eating my cum, but after having the orgasm, the desire went away. So having gone to the fruit market with the express purpose of finding a watermelon to fuck, I began picking them up one at time and "thumping" them with an ear up to the rind so I was going to have the best one to eat afterwards. I brought one home and picked out a filet knife about eight inches long. After having carefully cut a nice hole about an inch and a half in diameter, I put the knife in straight, and followed the edge of the hole trying to cut the passage a bit smaller than my circumference so it would be nice and tight going in, then conform to my shape. I put a video in the vcr, a nice young lesbian tape with lots of girls down on girls. I believe that is my favorite image, a lovely young lady with her mouth open wide on the mons of another lovely young lady. Having watched some of this, I was ready to go on my carving job. I took off my pants and drawers, put my cock into the cool wet hole and pushed... oh yeah, it wouldn't go in all the way on the first stroke, this one-time virgin watermelon was being deflowered! After a few more strokes I was able to ram it home, all the way to my pubis, and it didn't take long for all my pubic hair to be sopping wet with pink melon juice. Watching the girls on the tape... schlorp schlorp schlorping the melon... cool juice dripping off of my balls, i imagined I was penetrating one of the girls on the tape, and with one final thrust, I was squirting cum into the depths of that green spheroid. It is interesting how I am finding this to be such a pleasant recollection! I withdrew my cock from the fruit which set at the edge of a table, knelt down and licked traces of cum from around the recently carved hole. The warmth of my penis had warmed the flesh of the melon, it felt so nice and warm inside. I carved the thing in half, and proceeded to make inch thick slices and stacked them on a plate. I couldn't find any traces of cum in the holes of the slices, (it must have been absorbed into the flesh of the fruit) but I knew it was there. Before I removed the rind from the slices, I ran my tongue around the inside of each hole. Then having cut the rind away from each piece, I ate all of the cum soaked fruit, feeling satisfied that I had consumed my entire load, although it was hidden in the meat of the melon. The next day I carved a hole in the other end...
Wow! thank you Mathusela!
Very nice and interesting story.
(Bananas taste best with cunt flavor!)
my wife packed me a pair of her sexies shoes stuffed with stockings when i was leaving on a business trip. i didn't find them until i get to the hotel late, called to let her know i arrived and she asked me to look for the gift in my bag. We then had phone sex while i jecked off with your stocking and shoes. i finished with a stocking stuffed pump and shot the load into the toe area. i enjoied the gift a few more times on that trip as well.
I've tried and apple once after I cored it, not bad. I also tried fake pussy I bought in a sex shop, and love to fuck socks or stockings
yes i have tried a cantalope..small hole, gut some out, and fuck away...only food ive tried to get off wiht but women have done tons of food on me...
My one time girlfriend was getting ready to make apple pies for the next day's Thanksgiving Dinner when she discovered she was out of fresh apples, but had a can of "store bought apple pie filling" in the pantry. I told her that rather than use the can, I'll go get some fresh and left for the store. When I returned with plenty of apples, I found that she had opened the can. I just set it aside and started cleaning, peeling, coring and cutting while she prepared the dough. "What are we going to do with that can, I don't want to toss it out," she said. I just told her I had some plans for later. After the pies were all fixed, cooked and set to cool, I warmed the pie filling in the microwave. When warm, I took her by the hand, to the bedroom, undressed her and laid her on the bed. I spread that pie filling all over her body, tits, and even inside her pussy. Then proceeded to lick and eat them all off and from inside her. I don't know how many orgasms she had, nor can she remember. Even to this day, although we aren't a couple, I'll make a remark about pie filling and she'll blush from head to foot. Her new husband doesn't and won't ever know, he's a super jealous type of guy, but we are friends.
Once in a really nice hotel I was staying at, the bed and pillows were silk. When I rolled into
bed nude on those sheets it didn't take long for the sensation to swell. just using the sheets
brought me to orgasm.
I used one of the heat packs. The thing that you microwave and put on your sore arm. Wrap it around and it feels pretty good. Just don't get it to hot
Also there isnt many guys that haven't used silk panties. I just tried something new, took a pair of my sisters silk tap pants made i little roll out of them then put in betwixt the couch cushions works pretty well.
I have enjoyed several cucumbers and carrots, as well as a watermelon. The last one was messy - good thing I had a condom on!
I know this doesn't count as "use" but I have cum into my coffee and then drank it.
I've made a homemade sleeve once. Tried banana peal. Have inserted various things for anal play: toothbrushes, brush handles, etc. Nothing beats the real thing.
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When I got a full time job I started to order movies thru one of those big companies and saw a ad for a mold of Tera Patrick's vajay jay so being the perv I am 
I ordered it along with some lube. I was so excited when it came in but was a bad week crazy busy with work n home. So when the weekend came I was a walking hard on n deiced what the hell, popped it my favorite Tera Patrick n got the toy. made my cock as hard as possible lube up that n the toy. at first it was cold n felt weird but once I got into it HOLY SHIT it was AMAZING :) n I still rock out to Tera's sweet pussy hehe I've bought others with like beads in it for a extra sensation but they ripped easy n didn't feel as good. BUT if I don't want to rock out the toy it my hand n baby oil 
