I can't say as I have tried anything like that 3fingers, but a class mate of mine in high school was trying to take care of his aloneness by using a coke bottle... problem was when he reached the point of no return he became one with the bottle. So the story goes he had to have his mom assist him in the removal of said bottle. Now I have no knowledge of this being fact but I was witness to him going into a fury when he was called "Coke Bottle" . So I assume the story to be true.
I enjoy the softness of the openings God provided for us to use. Hmmmmmm.
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A question for the guys about the different objects you have enjoyed
I have a rubber cock sleeve with a vibrating tip and you can remove. A couple of time I shoved the vibrating part up my ass to feel something different. I enjoyed that too! Baby oil is a nice choice for me (unscented) if I just feel like using my hand. If you don't already do it, shave your cock and balls too! I think you feel more! Good question.
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I have a rubber cock sleeve with a vibrating tip and you can remove. A couple of time I shoved the vibrating part up my ass to feel something different. I enjoyed that too! Baby oil is a nice choice for me (unscented) if I just feel like using my hand. If you don't already do it, shave your cock and balls too! I think you feel more! Good question, pete!
I see you've given this some serious thought.
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We men are always looking for something to hump on or rub one off on. Satin sheets and pillow cases are nice on the balls, banana peel that is black soft and slimy, sexy soft lingerie rubbed on cock all work
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Don't know if many of you know what Vegetable Marrow is but have tried that and Zuccini both hollowed out and warmed somewhat. My favortite is still my cyberskin vagina and anus. It gets used on a very regular basis
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Don't know if many of you know what Vegetable Marrow is but have tried that and Zuccini both hollowed out and warmed somewhat. My favortite is still my cyberskin vagina and anus. It gets used on a very regular basis
Yea, I've got one of those too. It's kinda worn out though ;)
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I never did the zuccini but a cucumber on a hot august day sure beats the heat.
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i think the only reason i would put my cock in something else is to get it cleaned off with lips but no ive never really thought about it
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*gasps*
Smiler!! what shall we do... we need to make theese men realize that there is a world of wonderfull objects out there...
*goes to browse the internet for good suggestions for the lads to try*
Edit:
So apperantly you can take a thermo-flask and fill it up with macaroni, (let them cool off outside the thermo-flask...to a pleasant warmth)
still seem men strive for a mouth or pussy to put it in...
Smiler!! what shall we do... we need to make theese men realize that there is a world of wonderfull objects out there...
*goes to browse the internet for good suggestions for the lads to try*
Edit:
So apperantly you can take a thermo-flask and fill it up with macaroni, (let them cool off outside the thermo-flask...to a pleasant warmth)
still seem men strive for a mouth or pussy to put it in...
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I still say nothing beats a woman but with no other choice your hand is the safest and best alternative.
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*gasps*
Smiler!! what shall we do... we need to make theese men realize that there is a world of wonderfull objects out there...
*goes to browse the internet for good suggestions for the lads to try*
Edit:
So apperantly you can take a thermo-flask and fill it up with macaroni, (let them cool off outside the thermo-flask...to a pleasant warmth)
still seem men strive for a mouth or pussy to put it in...
I'll have to try the thermo-flask and macaroni, thanks for the suggestion.
I never heard of anything like that! Who has the emense free time to think up these things?
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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Also saw some weird home build vagina instruction.. while researching...
the tube thingy was supposed to be a plastic bottle, thet you cut the tip of...making sure it's big enough for you to enter.
then you cut out a piece of a spunge and glue to the bottom... then you do the, according to the guy hardest part... glue two ballons to the sides..
and hm Im not sure if you where to fill it with water before or after xD
then you take a glove and cut the wrist thing off (dont know why he didnt just use a wristband instead of destroying a glove) and attatch to the edge
so you dont cut yourself on the sharp edges and then you lube and fill the tube with hot water... or whatvever floats your boat *nods*
He also gave a tip. You can stick small holes in each balloon and it will feel like flowing pussy juices.
Over and out!
the tube thingy was supposed to be a plastic bottle, thet you cut the tip of...making sure it's big enough for you to enter.
then you cut out a piece of a spunge and glue to the bottom... then you do the, according to the guy hardest part... glue two ballons to the sides..
and hm Im not sure if you where to fill it with water before or after xD
then you take a glove and cut the wrist thing off (dont know why he didnt just use a wristband instead of destroying a glove) and attatch to the edge
so you dont cut yourself on the sharp edges and then you lube and fill the tube with hot water... or whatvever floats your boat *nods*
He also gave a tip. You can stick small holes in each balloon and it will feel like flowing pussy juices.
Over and out!
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OK, a serious answer. I have to agree that once I discovered I could masturbate with my hands, there was no need for anything else. But that was not always the case - when I was younger, I masturbated by undulating (face down) on a bed or other soft surface. Thsi was not a problem until I began to actually ejaculate - I did not realize that I was leaving tell-tale stains until my mother "called" me on it. Even wiping afterward with a tissue was not enough to eliminate the subsequent stain. So I had to develop other "techniques", which led to using my hands while sitting up or lying on my back.
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Thank you, Ms. Moderator. I just discovered this site yesterday. I've been a Literotica lurker and occasional contributor for some time, so I posted one of my stories here yesterday to see what response it would get. I have to say that I'm impressed so far. The forums seem to attract a somewhat higher grade of response than elsewhere. The biggest attraction for me is the possibility of getting a more intimate peek into the mind of the female. Where else can you go to find intelligent females who are willing to talk staright about sex? You guys (or girls) don't exactly make it easy on us in "real life".....(*smiling*)
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When I was in middle school and high school I fucked all kinds of things.
- warm/wet towel.
- handful of shampoo.
- girlfriends underwear.
- in [edit for ToS] I fucked my pillow and had my first orgasm.
- glass of warm water (didn't work, made a mess)
- after watching American Pie I fucked a piece of warm apple pie, it was messy and I felt weird.
- in [edit for ToS] my gf let me fuck her thighs (no vagina allowed!). She went down on me and lubed me up and then pulled her pants and underwear down below her butt. She laid on her side and let me put my dick against the outside/surface of her pussy and then basically made a penis sandwich with her thighs and I just went to town on her.
- A few years ago I bought one of those rubber vagina sex toys once, it felt weird at first but once the lube kicked in and it warmed up from friction it felt okay but then it broke, split it in half on the first go with it. Waste of $40.00 in my opinion.
- I told my ex I fucked a rubber vagina once and she thought it was erotic and surprised me a few days later with one of those male masterbation toys called a Fleshlight (it looks like a flashlight lol). I think it was more for her because she got off on using it on me, she would stroke it on me and make me cum in it. Every once in awhile now I will bust it out and have a go with it but most of the time when I jerk off I don't feel like hasseling with it and its much easier to just grab my astroglide and my hand.
I have fucked lots of other things but my mind is blank right now as I did most of my object fucking as a kid ;)
- warm/wet towel.
- handful of shampoo.
- girlfriends underwear.
- in [edit for ToS] I fucked my pillow and had my first orgasm.
- glass of warm water (didn't work, made a mess)
- after watching American Pie I fucked a piece of warm apple pie, it was messy and I felt weird.
- in [edit for ToS] my gf let me fuck her thighs (no vagina allowed!). She went down on me and lubed me up and then pulled her pants and underwear down below her butt. She laid on her side and let me put my dick against the outside/surface of her pussy and then basically made a penis sandwich with her thighs and I just went to town on her.
- A few years ago I bought one of those rubber vagina sex toys once, it felt weird at first but once the lube kicked in and it warmed up from friction it felt okay but then it broke, split it in half on the first go with it. Waste of $40.00 in my opinion.
- I told my ex I fucked a rubber vagina once and she thought it was erotic and surprised me a few days later with one of those male masterbation toys called a Fleshlight (it looks like a flashlight lol). I think it was more for her because she got off on using it on me, she would stroke it on me and make me cum in it. Every once in awhile now I will bust it out and have a go with it but most of the time when I jerk off I don't feel like hasseling with it and its much easier to just grab my astroglide and my hand.
I have fucked lots of other things but my mind is blank right now as I did most of my object fucking as a kid ;)
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The question reminds me of the guy screwing the pumpkin. Can't remember the joke but it was funny.
Guy gets caught screwing a pumpkin. He says, "Fuck, is it midnight already? A minute ago, this was a beautiful princess! "
That said, I'm afraid I'm not very imaginative in the masturbation department. I haven't screwed any artificial objects as yet... But hey - the day is still young.
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usually its silky panties but have tried the banana warmed up cut the end off and spooned out the banana and used the skin to jerk off . but found out if you leave some of the banana in it when u start to jerk it it gets all mushy and soft feels more like pussy . messy thou.
good question , got lots of ideas now. gotta go now .got some produce shopping to do lol
good question , got lots of ideas now. gotta go now .got some produce shopping to do lol
when i was [edit for age]my dad had his friend come over to ur house and his friend was telling us this story about his gf's job. shes a nurse. she was working one night and this guy walked in and needed something removed from his ass. they went into an exam room adn the guy bent over. the nurse looked up his ass to see a freaking barbie doll stuck in his ass hole! wonder what ken was thinking?!
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OK, I'll admit it. I once f&&KED watermelon once, picked out of a hot field and cut a hole in it just the right size.
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Did you get that idea from that one comedy movie?
I think Ghost is right. A real man doesn't need an inanimate object like that to get off.
I already have a sexy vixen who caters to my ever fantasy; need no "artifical sweetener".
I keep it in the same species,too.
Well, I'd be very careful of telling people what a "real man" needs or not.