Your Figure?

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Hi, Ladies...
What's up?

Share your figure with us...
Your Boobs Size, Ass...

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Funniest thread I've found in a good long while. I'd say its wandered off topic, but since it never really had one...

To officially stay on topic, though- Nuh-uh. On behalf of me and my female friends who act on lush through me vicariously.

Do you know, a "Topic" in the UK is not always a subject. It's a chocolate bar of Extreeeeeeme Nommagey Goodness, and that's why I won't share my figure, because I single-handedly (arf arf) keep the chocolate bar industry in business. Some of us have one HELL of a Topical figure, and we can't be held responsible for the number of ripped trousers of the poor lads after sharing such a smorgasbord of numbers. I think we lasses should be congratulated for not sharing. Aren't we kind.

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Do you know, a "Topic" in the UK is not always a subject. It's a chocolate bar of Extreeeeeeme Nommagey Goodness, and that's why I won't share my figure, because I single-handedly (arf arf) keep the chocolate bar industry in business. Some of us have one HELL of a Topical figure, and we can't be held responsible for the number of ripped trousers of the poor lads after sharing such a smorgasbord of numbers. I think we lasses should be congratulated for not sharing. Aren't we kind.

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hahaha shylass much like you i love topics too!!! and i bet ur figure is lovely!!

You can come again (arf arf).

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Really Funny

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Do you know, a "Topic" in the UK is not always a subject. It's a chocolate bar of Extreeeeeeme Nommagey Goodness, and that's why I won't share my figure, because I single-handedly (arf arf) keep the chocolate bar industry in business. Some of us have one HELL of a Topical figure, and we can't be held responsible for the number of ripped trousers of the poor lads after sharing such a smorgasbord of numbers. I think we lasses should be congratulated for not sharing. Aren't we kind.

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I used to be so addicted to Topics but somehow I stopped eating them. I ain't had any for ages. Gonna need to get to the shops and buy me one or six. Nomworthy goodness (as are you)

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You've never called ME nomworthy goodness.

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LOL... I've thought several different answers that vary from "try the search feature" to just listen to Shylass, she's got the right answers" to "Sprite, why does this nice asian salad taste a little different." They all come down to this. read a little, post a little , then ask questions.

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Oh, sorry to the guys? Not sorry to the gals, of whom you ask the question? Or did you mean sorry to people in general?

Is this some scientific study into the average sizes of female Lushies? Are you wanting to know what sizes to make a clothing product in? Do you get really hard when you see numbers written down with the corresponding body part next to it?

Were you hoping for sexy lasses to chat to, knowing which ones to approach by their measurements? Were you just thinking it might be an innocent conversation starter? Because there's better ways to go about doing that.

The answer (still modified so as to be as pleasant and kind as possible) is still no.

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The replies on this topic are too funny lol. Man you got burned baaad.

Ouch lynched on lush by the gals