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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Isn't it obvious? I invite him to my place under the guise that I need help working my internet machine, and of course I'll be wearing my extremely skimpy "lounging around the house" clothes (a mini skirt that shows my ass cheeks, a tube top, and 8 inch heels). So while he's teaching me how to double click Internet Explorer to open it, I'll be slowly and seductively eating a banana. And I'm sure the banana will be finished before Internet Explorer opens, so I'll go to the freezer and get a popsicle...you know, the kind that closely resembles a penis, not those yummy long rectangular ones that come in plastic. Anyhoo, I'd eat the popsicle as if I'm performing fellatio like my life depended on it. And when he got all aroused and junk, I'd throw him on the couch and have my way with him. And when we were done, Internet Explorer would have finally finished loading, so then I'd have him install Google Chrome. And then I'd send him on his way...and wait for the young guy that cleans my pool...or the pizza delivery guy, whoever comes first.![]()
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
i don't think you're taking this question very seriously
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Oops. Silly me.![]()
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
i'm seriously considering complaining to the admin about it, young lady.![]()
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Quote by LadyX
I arouse of course yes? And say, would you like some making fuck.
Quote by Remember
younger guy attracted towards u, what will be ur response?
Quote by CurlyGirly
Pass
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Oh come on! I'm sure we can work something out. I have extra bananas...and popsicles.![]()
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Quote by elitfromnorth
As in "Puff Puff Pass"?![]()
Quote by LadyX
I arouse of course yes? And say, would you like some making fuck.
Quote by SweetPenny
I tend to be attracted to guys who are close to my age, but I wouldn't rule out a younger guy.