One of my friends says she answers the door naked for them and I’ve seen some ameteur porn pics of other women that did but the JWs ran away.
If they showed an interest and were cute, would you be willing to corrupt them a little and maybe invite them for a quickie?
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Would you flash or seduce a celibate jehobah witness coming to your house?
Top Shot
No.
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Rainbow Warrior
Seth or David usually answer the door (since I'm a nudist), so I'm rarely presented with that dilemma. Anyway, our village has an anti-soliciting law, so we hardly ever get the JW knocking.
No! I enjoy slamming the door on them too much.
The Duchess of Tart
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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JW often knock on my door. I think I must be on their hit list as I was stupid enough to try to convince them on the errors of their ways many years ago.
I must say, though, I find that some of the younger women captured by the sect do appeal to me — what with them being all dressed up in their Sunday best for their day of proselytizing. They have a retro air about them that reminds me 1970s Littlewood catalogues.
An ongoing fantasy of mine is to ask two of the delightful creatures into my home to discuss further the relationship between Ruth and Naomi and perhaps explore the themes of The Book of Ruth in a way the church elders might not approve.
I must say, though, I find that some of the younger women captured by the sect do appeal to me — what with them being all dressed up in their Sunday best for their day of proselytizing. They have a retro air about them that reminds me 1970s Littlewood catalogues.
An ongoing fantasy of mine is to ask two of the delightful creatures into my home to discuss further the relationship between Ruth and Naomi and perhaps explore the themes of The Book of Ruth in a way the church elders might not approve.
Marx Sister
No, I would not. While I'm not above the occasional hookup, I am not into seducing those who don't want me physically. As a side note, that significant a difference of ideology would almost certainly prevent any form of arousal on my part.
I think it's also worth considering that flashing someone or trying to seduce someone whom you know or suspect is not interested (and perhaps even staunchly against the idea) is probably definable either as sexual harassment or sexual assault, depending on where you live. Regardless of the exact legal definition though, I would definitely not do that.
I think it's also worth considering that flashing someone or trying to seduce someone whom you know or suspect is not interested (and perhaps even staunchly against the idea) is probably definable either as sexual harassment or sexual assault, depending on where you live. Regardless of the exact legal definition though, I would definitely not do that.
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Mana wahine
All the fucking time. I've corrupted many a religious man. It started with the JW's, then it was the Mormons, next on my hit list are the brethren's. They better watch the fuck out.
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An ongoing fantasy of mine is to ask two of the delightful creatures into my home to discuss further the relationship between Ruth and Naomi and perhaps explore the themes of The Book of Ruth in a way the church elders might not approve.
Let me know when you do. Be glad to assist.
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No, I'm polite when I tell them I'm not interested in talking about any god, and that's the end of it.
Active Ink Slinger
Two guys knocked on my door when I was in college. We lived in an apartment and my roommate and I had just come in from the pool. They were hesitant when we invited them in. I told them I was getting some water and asked if they wanted any then told them to have a seat on the couch while I went in the kitchen. Ashley went in the kitchen with me. When we came out, we had taken our tops off and were standing between them and the door. She asked what they wanted to talk about and they just sat there with their mouths open. After a minute with them not saying anything, I pulled my bottoms off and asked if that was what they were wanting. Ashley took hers off too and we went to the couch and sat on their laps.
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Two guys knocked on my door when I was in college. We lived in an apartment and my roommate and I had just come in from the pool. They were hesitant when we invited them in. I told them I was getting some water and asked if they wanted any then told them to have a seat on the couch while I went in the kitchen. Ashley went in the kitchen with me. When we came out, we had taken our tops off and were standing between them and the door. She asked what they wanted to talk about and they just sat there with their mouths open. After a minute with them not saying anything, I pulled my bottoms off and asked if that was what they were wanting. Ashley took hers off too and we went to the couch and sat on their laps.
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Its a good way to keep them away
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I tell them I'm a Quaker. They depart at a near run.
The Linebacker
We have a trap door in the porch floor which drops them into our dungeon. Then we sell them to outer space aliens as research subjects. That extra income subsidizes our lavish kinky sex parties.
