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WORST things about giving a BJ...??

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Quote by 1nympholes
Please be recently showed and clean

Plus if you have not shaved I will do it for you. If you are like my guy he has been lasered so there is never a problem.

Of course I love to suck cock and have my mouth filled with nice sweet Semen.


You got him lasered? Damn
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Cum shot between the eyes. WTF?! Just don't!


This made me laugh out loud x
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When you're giving him a blow job and he's eating nachos and you want some too, but his dick is in your mouth...it's so awkward sad


That is so funny!
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Jaw and mouth get sore, the smell of his sweaty cock and pubes. Getting a pube in my mouth. Tasting the cock. I do it because I love the guy.
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That is so funny!
I like sexy sweet panties
oh but it is the woman that makes then sexy an sweet
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But why is it call a blow job
when your sucking it trying to take it deep and deeper and deeper
Down your wet hot slick throat
I think it should be call a ((suck job))
Oh I love my fat old dick to be suck on
oh suck it do it suck it deep suck it hard just suck my hard dick
do it suck it your a sweet nasty girl oh you know what you doing
just suck it ooohh yes that's it suck it
I like sexy sweet panties
oh but it is the woman that makes then sexy an sweet
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Quote by TrinityX
Smelly foreskin...a deal breaker


OMG! That made me wretch. Lmao. Yuk! I wouldn't care how gorgeous the guy was... If he ain't smelling right, he ain't gonna get touched! Biggest turn off.
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I specialize in making men lose control but damn keep that out of my eyes! I can think of better places for it.AFXnGOA90T6WisNS


Men suck multitasking, you know this.
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Biggest downside to me is that I don't get as much cum as I'd like. I wish each load was at least 5 times bigger. It tastes so good that I always want more.

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Nothing it’s the greatest thing to be in control

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Really enjoying having a nice cock to play with but having no time to really enjoy it. Also - giving one to a guy you really enjoy being with and knowing its probably the last one you're going to give him for a long time - or maybe even ever. Or being forced to give one.

But, in general, there is really nothing ever bad about giving a BJ when you are into giving one. They are the ultimate in adult playtime.

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There would be, by definition, a penis involved.

What did you expect?

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He thick but small. He's the perfect anal plug, but that's it.

Bastard and a few other punks come to mind lol You gotta see the diamond to be certified first.

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Hygiene goes both ways, ladies... you know, if the shoe fits...

Don't believe everything that you read.

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There's nothing bad about actually giving a BJ, it's the ancillary things like: smelly/not clean, not groomed properly, trying to control my movement/depth (I can deep throat but only if I want and I'm ready), this is probably not a complete list. Other than that, actually sucking cock is great!

I just published a new story, https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/naked-and-afraid A wife is home alone when two criminals break in to rob her. She's afraid and that's when it gets interesting A super story full of great sex, with a BDSM slant, that will hold your interest.

An oldie but goodie, https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/the-emerald-lagoon An Editor's Pick from a comp a couple of years ago.

If you enjoy either, please comment. My ego needs a boost, ha! Thanks.

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Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know

Hygiene goes both ways, ladies... you know, if the shoe fits...

I can pretty much guarantee that it's a bigger problem with guys that us. Having said that, I agree that it goes both ways.

I just published a new story, https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/naked-and-afraid A wife is home alone when two criminals break in to rob her. She's afraid and that's when it gets interesting A super story full of great sex, with a BDSM slant, that will hold your interest.

An oldie but goodie, https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/the-emerald-lagoon An Editor's Pick from a comp a couple of years ago.

If you enjoy either, please comment. My ego needs a boost, ha! Thanks.

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Coming in contact w/ the folktales generations before us speak about:

The Inverted Cock.

I wasn't into sucking my thumb, so, no thankyou.

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Sometimes, I wanna record myself saying what I've written cause it sounds so cute.

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To add to my answer above: Pretty much nothing but hygiene can turn me off while giving a bj. But the only thing about them that really gets to me is that they end. I know the guys are in heaven when they're in my mouth and giving me their special gift - but after the last spurt, when the cock is still in my mouth but it starts to soften as his cum sloshes around and starts its journey into my belly, that slightly sad realization that my fun is over, at least temporarily.