Which contraception do you prefer...

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You're a porn author. Shame on you.

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I am ashamed. Fortunately, shame and horniness helps me turn out better porn.

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Maybe next time you'll say "anal followed by a facial."

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A swift knee to the happy sack?

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Good thing you have the lesbianism as a backup in case being completely undesirable failed.

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Abstinence.

Oh my Gawd, I almost said that with a straight face.

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Good thing you have the lesbianism as a backup in case being completely undesirable failed.

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Explain? Why do you assume lesbianism a 'back up'? I'm not the only lady lover here, so please...


Added in: Are you assuming lesbians settle because we can't find the right man?

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No, I meant you are very off-putting and that you wouldn't have to worry about using contraception anyway because of it. It was a mean joke about how repelling you are. Like, not even If you were straight and by some long shot you found a deaf and blind desperate man to impregnate you, you wouldn't have to even worry about it in that rare instance because you're lesbian. So no worries either way. Because of your undesirable, off putting nature.

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No, no Felix. You said "Good thing you have the lesbianism as a backup" Don't start trying to deny it, like you did the retarded cheerleader comment. You're a smart guy, you wouldn't have said that if on some level you didn't believe it. It's ok, I just really feel sorry for you

Now, let it go, lets not derail the thread.

Sorry everyone, I couldn't just let that one go.

Carry on....

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But you were being a retarded cheerleader... You're right, I meant that. And that time too you acted like I called all women retarded. But I just called you -specifically - retarded. Because you are. You're retarded. Sorry, retarded-american-person or whatever the correct term is.

Just like that time you are trying to act like I was making fun of all lesbians but I wasn't. I was making fun of you specifically.

Just you. You are not every woman. Calm down Whitney Houston lol

Oh and when you say "sorry everyone" you should apologize for trying time and time again to insult their intelligence with your bullshit. I doubt anyone falls for it. You'e really bad at being a social justice warrior. You should apologize to them too. You make them look retarded.

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LOL! The term is 'intellectually disabled' or "Felix"



Goodnight, sweetheart

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You told Steph that all the women here were a bunch of retarded cheerleaders. Then, magically, your post was deleted. So was Stephs. Felix, you have a very long and colorful history of saying horrible things to people, such as saying someone was 'too old to be on LUSH'.

You're a sad little man. I really wonder if you're sitting in your parents basement right now with just your boxers on and an old dirty wife beater on.

Kiss off...You can deny it all you want, but your reputation precedes you. It's too late to try and rebuild your stellar character.