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'what are you wearing?'
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What's the worst chat up line you've ever heard?
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Am horny
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
that was stupid if you ask me.
that was stupid if you ask me.
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"I'm your driver to the heaven" and I replied, but your tires are flattened lol
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May I buy you a drink? How do you intend to do that...duh?
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Guy walked up to me in a hotel bar in Los Angeles and said this.
"I saw you sitting here, and I thought to myself, what a shame you're not sitting on my face"
"I saw you sitting here, and I thought to myself, what a shame you're not sitting on my face"
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He asked: "Would you like to see my vasectomy scar?"
"Don't Believe Everything You Think"
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your parents must be angels cause you were heaven sent
or was it.
your parents must be from heaven because you are an angel.....
or was it.
your parents must be from heaven because you are an angel.....
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He asked: "Would you like to see my vasectomy scar?"
If I ever write a book of classic failures that will be a chapter title.
How long did you laugh, and were you able to hide it until out of his sight?
Kissing you passionately on the mouth, "Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Grace."
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
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The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
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He asked: "Would you like to see my vasectomy scar?"
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If I ever write a book of classic failures that will be a chapter title.
How long did you laugh, and were you able to hide it until out of his sight?
Kissing you passionately on the mouth, "Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Grace."
Hi Grace,
I'm Syl. It's nice to meet you.
I was stunned by how terribly presumptuous he was.
Didn't laugh about it until I later told a girlfriend about it.
"Don't Believe Everything You Think"
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"Would you keep a gallon of cum in your fridge"
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"Is that a ladder in your stockings or is it a stairway to heaven".