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What would you done to guy who would cum in your eye(s)?
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What would you done to guy who would cum in your eye(s)?
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slap him silly!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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give him a swift kick in the nuts
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Close mine shut 1st...Np
Artistic Tart
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Punch him in his eye(s).
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How about stick my finger in his eye!
Alpha Blonde
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I actually watched some porn once where the whole point was for the guy to come in the girl's eye (she actually held it open for him with her fingers). I guess this is some kind of new fetish thing?
I'm going to assume that in most cases with normal people that the cum landed there accidentally, so I'm not going to saw his balls off or anything. If I got the feeling that he did it on purpose, we'd have an issue though.
I'm going to assume that in most cases with normal people that the cum landed there accidentally, so I'm not going to saw his balls off or anything. If I got the feeling that he did it on purpose, we'd have an issue though.
Advanced Wordsmith
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I havent ment it as I love it, ive just heard that its very painful..
Constant Gardener
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I actually watched some porn once where the whole point was for the guy to come in the girl's eye (she actually held it open for him with her fingers). I guess this is some kind of new fetish thing?
I'm going to assume that in most cases with normal people that the cum landed there accidentally, so I'm not going to saw his balls off or anything. If I got the feeling that he did it on purpose, we'd have an issue though.
heheh...you purposefully watch some super freaky stuff, don't you? I knew there was a reason I liked you.
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Dancing_Doll
I actually watched some porn once where the whole point was for the guy to come in the girl's eye (she actually held it open for him with her fingers). I guess this is some kind of new fetish thing?
I'm going to assume that in most cases with normal people that the cum landed there accidentally, so I'm not going to saw his balls off or anything. If I got the feeling that he did it on purpose, we'd have an issue though.
heheh...you purposefully watch some super freaky stuff, don't you? I knew there was a reason I liked you.
Actually I found the toilet head-dunking scene far more shock-worthy than the eyeball jizz.
Yeah, I guess I've watched some weird porn.
Wild at Heart
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Lots of big talk on this thread!
You girls would most likely just be feeling around blindly for a towel while the guy made a swift exit.
You girls would most likely just be feeling around blindly for a towel while the guy made a swift exit.
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Lots of big talk on this thread!
You girls would most likely just be feeling around blindly for a towel while the guy made a swift exit.
Hahaha.. Bravo! =d>
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I am wondering if it would burn or anything once it gets in the eye. Yikes! I guess the eyes would glow under an ultra violet light, huh?
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Lots of big talk on this thread!
You girls would most likely just be feeling around blindly for a towel while the guy made a swift exit.
Hahaha.. Bravo! =d>
He can run but he can't hide....
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Not Sure What I Would Do But I Would Not Be Happy About It. But If It Was Intentional, It Is The Last Time He Will Ever Cum On Me, In Me or Near Me!!
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I am wondering if it would burn or anything once it gets in the eye. Yikes! I guess the eyes would glow under an ultra violet light, huh?
It's quite unpleasant.
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Poke his eyes out! Im not looking to go blind. Idiot!
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I usually keep my eyes tight shut if he looks unsure of his aim!
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I am wondering if it would burn or anything once it gets in the eye. Yikes! I guess the eyes would glow under an ultra violet light, huh?
I shot myself in my own eye once...it does burn like a motherfucker.
Gentlemen, be kind with your aim.
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Evidently it does burn like a motherfucker! I got my first wife in the eye. She rushed to wash her eye out and raised all kinds of hell. I did warn her I was cumming. Usually she'd just take it in her mouth but that time she pulled back and SPLAT! Right in the eye!!! I felt bad for her at the time but in retrospect not so much. In the long run she turned out to be a cheater and an embezzler.
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Buz
I am wondering if it would burn or anything once it gets in the eye. Yikes! I guess the eyes would glow under an ultra violet light, huh?
I shot myself in my own eye once...it does burn like a motherfucker.
Gentlemen, be kind with your aim.
Are you sure it wasn't some other guy in some coke fueled 80's orgy? You can be honest, no one will judge. I'm sure there were chicks involved too. Still, quite the picture you painted there man.
But on a more serious note. How do girls expect us to really be able to aim our jizz blasts with such precision to cum on your face but miss both eyes every time? I think a solution to this problem would be to actually close your eyes and open your mouth, not the other way around. duh...
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Are you sure it wasn't some other guy in some coke fueled 80's orgy? You can be honest, no one will judge. I'm sure there were chicks involved too. Still, quite the picture you painted there man.
I have related this incident before you joined Lush. It was not the 1980s, nor was cocaine involved. Cocaine made my dick get tiny and disappear. Erections impossible.
It involved me, my girlfriend at the time...and her and I both wanting to see if I could paint her big titties...when in missionary position, with me atop her. She was 25, I was 33.
I pulled out, she squeezed me off with her fist and fingers around the urethra at the base of my cock...aimed and then...let loose...while still holding my throbbing cock.
We were both looking down the length of our torso's.
I shot two or three ropes. The first one went between her cleavage and splashed her chin...she flinched and the second one shot me in my eye as I had my chin down and towards my chest.
I did more than flinch.
I shouted - GAWDDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!
It was a race to the bathroom then.
She was laughing but not in a "ha ha, asshole." kind of way.
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That would be his last time cumming on my face... plus i would make him lick it off..... hehehe
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If someone shot cum in my eye (on purpose) or otherwise ... I would probably jump them and rub it in their mouth ... like SammiW92 says. Fuck that!
They can shoot it anywhere on my body .. but not my face or hair. I prefer it in the mouth .. straight on, so I can swallow it. From his dick to my mouth.
I also like it shot on my back from behind, or on my belly and chest ... then I rub in into my skin for that "glow"
They can shoot it anywhere on my body .. but not my face or hair. I prefer it in the mouth .. straight on, so I can swallow it. From his dick to my mouth.
I also like it shot on my back from behind, or on my belly and chest ... then I rub in into my skin for that "glow"
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If someone shot cum in my eye (on purpose) or otherwise ... I would probably jump them and rub it in their mouth ... like SammiW92 says. Fuck that!
They can shoot it anywhere on my body .. but not my face or hair. I prefer it in the mouth .. straight on, so I can swallow it. From his dick to my mouth.
I also like it shot on my back from behind, or on my belly and chest ... then I rub in into my skin for that "glow"
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Bitch. Most likely it's an accident so really, it doesn't justify anything more. If it was done on purpose we'd have some serous words. Depending on my relationship with the person and their response to my reaction, things might go as far as cutting off dating or oral sex. But that's only the case with a real a**hole and the issue is bigger than cum in my eye.
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bite his fucking cock off.
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