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What kind of toys do you use to satisfy yourself

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luccky
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I hope this question is not been asked before
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Use the search button and see if it has.
TheDevilsWeakness
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It depends on what type of satisfaction I'm looking for...
If I feel all Suzy Homemaker and shit I go for the EZBake Oven... Nothing says homey comfort like cooking with a lightbulb!
Sometimes I feel like building stuff so I might go with the old Lincoln Logs or even Lego's! Then I can pretend I'm Godzilla and crash down on it with my Barbie's.

I'm guessing that this probably wasn't what you had in mind, but I couldn't resist
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I'm guessing that this probably wasn't what you had in mind, but I couldn't resist


You could always get out the erector set and build a gleaming tower of girders and beams. Then you could pretend G.I. Joe was King Kong and he could drag Barbie to the top and swat at model airplanes. There's nothing like unrequited love to spice up the toying.
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You could always get out the erector set and build a gleaming tower of girders and beams. Then you could pretend G.I. Joe was King Kong and he could drag Barbie to the top and swat at model airplanes. There's nothing like unrequited love to spice up the toying.


I never got the opportunity to play with an erector set ... no matter what Dudealicious says (although LM keeps offering his set)
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I never got the opportunity to play with an erector set ... no matter what Dudealicious says (although LM keeps offering his set)


Ahh not to worry, mine is not part of a "set" anyhow! Only one thing, well you know
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anything that has a battery working smile
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my boyfriends!
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i have a glass dildo and a wonderful purple vibrator
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My boyfriend, dont need batteries and it really works
TheDevilsWeakness
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Ahh not to worry, mine is not part of a "set" anyhow! Only one thing, well you know


YOU LIED! You told me the carpets matched the drapes!

Oh wait... that was something else entirely...

Nevermind
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YOU LIED! You told me the carpets matched the drapes!

Oh wait... that was something else entirely...

Nevermind


I never lie! I DO have a 13 inch cock that's 5 inches in diameter! Too bad it goes cock a doodle doo when the sun comes up!
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A RABBIT, so so efficient! My next purchase though will be the so famous MIMI vibrator , it's French, waterproof, has the shape of a consumed soap and with the particularity of having more rythms and tempos than all the Philarmocics of the planet combined;)