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Okay ladies, what do you do before you flick the bean? is it a slight pillow hump and roll around in bed or whole nine yards with wine and candle light and other meticulous instructions to follow?
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what is your pre-masturbation ritual?
Rainbow Warrior
It doesn't take much to get me in the mood, but I do get completely naked before masturbating, and it is usually just a quick and dirty release, not a long buildup. My fantasies tend to be rather raunchy when I masturbate.
Active Ink Slinger
I'm with Bethany...not much romance when its just me. I would love to take my time but usually its just quick and dirty.
Active Ink Slinger
There are many rituals I have followed. I am not one for getting into a rut - apart from my favourite one.
Its not hard for me to be turned on and I can get into one almost at the drop of a hat so to speak. I do get frustrated at work when I cant achieve the desire I would like to and enjoy. The fantasy I have is to strip off and enjoy myself and provide a show for the guy/girl who has turned me on. The sight of another girl displaying lots of flesh does it for me - breasts and legs particularly.
It doesn't take much to get me moving so there is not a lot of 'pre' as if I feel like it - I do it.
Its not hard for me to be turned on and I can get into one almost at the drop of a hat so to speak. I do get frustrated at work when I cant achieve the desire I would like to and enjoy. The fantasy I have is to strip off and enjoy myself and provide a show for the guy/girl who has turned me on. The sight of another girl displaying lots of flesh does it for me - breasts and legs particularly.
It doesn't take much to get me moving so there is not a lot of 'pre' as if I feel like it - I do it.
Madam Carol
I didn't know there was one... let's see... check the batteries?
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by BethanyFrasier
It doesn't take much to get me in the mood, but I do get completely naked before masturbating, and it is usually just a quick and dirty release, not a long buildup. My fantasies tend to be rather raunchy when I masturbate.
I assumed that you would make sure dishes are put away ... dirty clothes in washer ... vacuuming and dusting all done ... and that you've emptied all the trash and garbage containers. Is that dirty fantasy raunchy enough?? ???
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by guiltee
I take the trash to the wheelie bin
See my remarks above ... LOL!!
Active Ink Slinger
When my mind is in the right places. All it takes is to have my legs spread and explore just the slightest and I am ready to go. Once I get started it is hard to be sure how long I will be there.
I did not know some girls had a specific procedure. Learn something new all the time.
I did not know some girls had a specific procedure. Learn something new all the time.
Active Ink Slinger
Find the lube, check the charge on my vibe and sometimes put on some porn if I'm feeling extra energetic.
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
Who has time for all that?? I don't even plan when I am gonna do it. Sometimes I'm dressed, sometimes I'm naked...sometimes I use toys, sometimes just my fingers...Sometimes it's a long session, sometimes minutes. Whatever the time and location allows for. It's about getting off, that's it...anything else, that's what sex is for.
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Boil the kettle ready for a cup of tea afterwards, two biscuits on a plate and make sure I have a box of MAN-size tissues to hand (full box that is).
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Quote by JustFriends101
Who has time for all that?? I don't even plan when I am gonna do it. Sometimes I'm dressed, sometimes I'm naked...sometimes I use toys, sometimes just my fingers...Sometimes it's a long session, sometimes minutes. Whatever the time and location allows for. It's about getting off, that's it...anything else, that's what sex is for.
I guess some people plan ahead and some do not
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Just me
Quote by JustFriends101
HELL...now that you mentioned snacks, that's a whole different ball game. I'm masturbating at your house next time ?
I'm with you,masturbation session at simply John's!
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Her Royal Spriteness
i usually sacrifice a virgin first.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by guiltee
I take the trash to the wheelie bin
I don't even know what that means, but it made me laugh.
Active Ink Slinger
I carefully pour a glass of water and fetch two aspirin to take to my wife for her headache....
Raised on Blackroot
Quote by sprite
i usually sacrifice a virgin first.
And here I thought you've been stabbing the voodoo doll you have of me a few times to get really randy.
Thank goodness.
Raised on Blackroot
Quote by sprite
i usually sacrifice a virgin first.
And here I thought you've been stabbing the voodoo doll you have of me a few times to get really randy.
Thank goodness.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by JustFriends101
Who has time for all that?? I don't even plan when I am gonna do it. Sometimes I'm dressed, sometimes I'm naked...sometimes I use toys, sometimes just my fingers...Sometimes it's a long session, sometimes minutes. Whatever the time and location allows for. It's about getting off, that's it...anything else, that's what sex is for.
Fully agree . Ritual ? that becomes a habit .. just do it . quick slow bedroom bathroom kitchen . or take a risk . in a lift ? in work ? on holiday in a pool ?
Cheeky Chick
I masturbate even if I'm not in the mood. Whenever my boyfriend isn't here, we will have fun on the phone. I just need to hear his moans and have my toy at the ready and I'm good to go.
Active Ink Slinger
wow this is very insightful ...
Advanced Wordsmith
I love taking a nice relaxing hot bath and getting totally clean and smooth