Why you guys can't just let a relationship or fling DIE... you guys always pop back up at the 3 month or 6 month mark post-breakup and then like a year or two years later. Why??? Why do you always feel the need to keep mining those dead waters or beating a dead horse instead of going for the shiny new fresh kill? Especially when it ended badly the first time.
For example - I just got another ex-text from a guy I had a short fling with three years ago - 'checking in' and seeing what I'm up to blah blah.
But all of you guys seem to do it and it's always really random and out of the blue. And then when you don't get a reply, you still try again a few months to a year later. So much persistence with no payoff. I've always found that weird.
The number one thing? I might need to narrow down the list since this is a generalization of all guys.
Maybe how guys seem to have the same opinion on everything a woman does.
If we yell about something... We have PMS.
If we're upset about work... We have PMS.
If we're having a bad day... We have PMS.
If we bitch about your dirty, nasty, smelly old socks left lying in the middle of the kitchen floor... We have PMS.
If you have pissed all around the toilet but not in the toilet and we yell about how disgusting it is... We have PMS.
If you're taking a nap cause you drank too much and stayed out late the night before and we mow the lawn or run the vacuum and make lots of noise... We have PMS.
When I shove those disgusting socks in your mouth, the vacuum up your arse and I make it so you have to sit down to pee... I just might have PMS. Maybe.
I never do this but also don't understand how it is supposed to be typical male behaviour. I would have thought the generalisation would be the reverse. However what I do do is mull over missed opportunities such as when someone was interested and made it clear and I was interested too but never reciprocated a sort of masochistic memory ''Ah if only''.
Why they get so "clingy" and possessive so quickly. I thought guys were supposed to all be after "sex", but it turns out they're like little immature babies seeking approval and acceptance from you? My mom and I discuss this very topic like EVERY week? It seems like an endless conversation. Guys just do not accept that women are sexual individuals with an independent personality completely separate from theirs. They want us to be like "theirs"?? Like some possession or something they can show off to other guys? I have been talking about this with one of my close GF's here on Lush. She has the same problem with her new guy. Seems like lots of girls have this issue with guys.
Thinking that women are the weaker sex, just because you might be able to beat me in an arm wrestle!
“Today I will do the things that other people won’t, so tomorrow I can do the things that other people can’t”
That they decide to try and open a chat window with me when we have never chatted before, they don't have a picture or anything about them on their profile. Do you really think I will be horny for you??!!!???
I hate that they keep their feelings to themselves. They do not tell you what is bothering them. I am not a mind reader.
Very frustrating sometimes.
Not all men....but some men
To the girls. You ever stop and think that maybe sometimes we actually are just contacting you to see how you are doing? I mean this doesnt apply to all men but women not saying all of you but most complain we never show are emotions or we dont care about you or whatever pops into your head. Then you try to make us seem like were obsessive about you or cant get over you.. pleease get over yourselves and sorry to say this and again this doesnt apply to all men but we are on a one track mind "sex" cuz thats why we were put here! And the sooner women just stop bitching about that about us then i think personally everything would be alot better and we'll all come to a mutual understanding. I have grown up my whole life around women so i had to hear this alllll the time. Not saying it was a bad thing at all bcecause i took it as learning how to deal with woman and what not to do and say. Granted like most if us men yes were not always on point with our actions or are words but ladies give us a break sometimes because you already know this about us. Ill make this next point very simple. You ask us why we dont show are emotions or tell you whats bothering us? Simply put we are men! No one cares about our feelings honestly. You never see a group of guys consoling there friend with hugs and aww its ok man she wasnt good enough for you anyways. Thats why we go out and get drunk and yes bury our feelings. Not all but most men are raised to show emotions as apart to women who run there lives completely from emotions. And ill say this again the sooner women come to terms with that also things will be better. If we want to show are feelings we will but when were nagged about it prob not the best way to get info. And again this doesnt apply to all men and im not saying women are the weaker gender so dont even try to take it there or that all women are like this.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Why can't some guys let girls move on? A relationship ends for whatever reason. And you're fine. You go out, you hook up, and it's great. But the second a girl decides to do the same, you want back in. You pop up with questions. Who's the new guy? Is it serious? How'd you meet him? Why do you care?!
And in most cases, you guys that do this don't even want the girl in question. You just can't seem to accept her being with someone else. Why is this?
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Most men really think that a big cock is the answer to great sex. It goes to show that they think with their dick. The larger the cock, the smaller the brain.
The number one thing about my (miniature poodle) guy that baffles me is. Let me think ...OH, he poops on the carpets and looks at me as he is doing it.
Honestly, I find nothing that baffles me about men. Men are simple once you get to know them for who they are and not what they are. Men are not complex at all.
What amazes me most, is how in the world they can put up with us women...
"When its too kinky for everybody else, its just gettin' good for me."
(Kinky Freedman)
Because you taste good...
Men have the same damn mental/emotional issues that women do ... they just have a penis. Really, it's not all that hard to think about.
[B]My question, simply put, is this ... Is it really so [I]damned[/I] difficult to put the [I]fucking toilet seat down[/I]?!?![/B]
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