What is the biggest thing you've had up your ass?

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Quote by lafayettemister

Your profile is very clear that you are a lesbian. No men welcome on your profile, but you welcome two of them in your ass?

LM, you are now the new "head" of the Lush Anal Police. "Making sure women are legitimately taking it up the ass, one post at a time." Please carry on! evil4

Closest thing I could find.

crazydiamond

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WellMadeMale

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Quote by lafayettemister

Your profile is very clear that you are a lesbian. No men welcome on your profile, but you welcome two of them in your ass?

Consider the logic, Mister.

If you had received two cocks in your ass, wouldn't that make you bisexual at a minimum or gay at the extreme? Or simply an adventurous hetero who decided - what the hell, let's give it a shot!

So perhaps two cocks up her ass did indeed turn her into a lesbian, afterwards?

Anxious

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

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Quote by WellMadeMale

Consider the logic, Mister.

If you had received two cocks in your ass, wouldn't that make you bisexual at a minimum or gay at the extreme? Or simply an adventurous hetero who decided - what the hell, let's give it a shot!

So perhaps two cocks up her ass did indeed turn her into a lesbian, afterwards?

That'd work for sure on me!

Milik_the_Red

Internet Philosopher

0 likes 12 Jan 2012

Hehe, whether it makes you gay or bi depends on where your knees are

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0 likes 12 Jan 2012

9.5 inch thick black guy

HisDarkestMistress

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0 likes 19 Jan 2012

10 inch dick with the thickness of a coke can. I was drunk, that was the only way I could handle it >.<

Guest

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0 likes 19 Jan 2012

I have a lot of shit up my ass although I've never measured it's length, however it's always flushed away down the toilet without any problems

Phantomrose

Advanced Wordsmith

0 likes 20 Jan 2012

So far, it was my rabbit toy, which is a bit smaller than my boyfriend's dick. I'm preparing myself to take his cock inside of my ass. biggrin

Smoocher

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Quote by Kimasa
I have a lot of shit up my ass although I've never measured it's length, however it's always flushed away down the toilet without any problems

Very profound response Whistle

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

Dirty_D

Head Nurse

0 likes 21 Jan 2012

stories like this worry me considering a recent patient I had.(uncontrolled rectal bleeding, had to get a transfusion) if you feel something "pop" you know that you have gone to far!