Quote by Magical_felix
You don't want me to see? Like, wear a blindfold? Kinky.
totally weak. you're not only not in my league, you're not even in the same sport, Puto-Gato.
Quote by Magical_felix
You don't want me to see? Like, wear a blindfold? Kinky.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by Liz
Wait, so this doesn't have anything to do with guys sticking their cocks in tubs of Häagen-Dazs?
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I always thought of myself as Nutella instead of vanilla.
Sprite's not the only one that likes to get inspiration from the grocery store...
Quote by Magical_felix
Sex with you is like this?
D:
Quote by Liz
Wait, so this doesn't have anything to do with guys sticking their cocks in tubs of Häagen-Dazs?
Quote by SereneProdigy
So many LULZ in this thread! Can't stop laughing...
Once upon a time, in a kingdom filled with lush stories...
Quote by Magical_felix
Did you just call me a bitch?
Quote by SereneProdigy
No... you're the one calling Sprite "Bitch".
Quote by SereneProdigy
No... you're the one calling Sprite "Bitch".
Quote by adagio
its what my granny and uncle grand pa do when they take out their teeth and gum graham crackers
Quote by SereneProdigy
So many LULZ in this thread! Can't stop laughing...
Quote by Liz
I need to find a cartoon character
Who wants to help me out?
And that is why I like you
Quote by SereneProdigy
I thought I could help you out on that one, but then saw that pic and completely went : OOOOUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! NICCEEE!!!
Quote by Liz
I have bigger boobs
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
This coming from a guy that said he would fuck a melon until he split it.
Quote by Magical_felix
I forgot to reply to this.
That melon was asking for it. That's all I'll say on the subject.
░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Where does it end for you?
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
God it was hard to type this with a straight face
Quote by Magical_Felix
It ended when the melon split in half and I shook the seeds of my fucking dick.
Fuck with me and get split.
Split in half.
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Now you know why I laugh all the time.
Mini melons
Quote by Magical_felix
Don't make this thread about your titties.
Hella conceited.