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very first one line for a erected penis when u see that at first sight?

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hotgirluk26
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I see the store ran out of Viagra.
crazydiamond
Clever Gem
"Oo-er Sir! That's some erected penis you have there!"
Frank
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Quote by crazydiamond
"Oo-er Sir! That's some erected penis you have there!"


Needs a shave though!

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
anonymous1526
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'looks like another chickens neck'
Everything happens for a reason. Live for the moment and have no regrets.
Guest
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"How come it's only got one eye?"
Jack_42
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Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Guest
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You told me you had a big one you liar!!
hankyspanky
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I,cant even locate the beast,how do u ladies?

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Where are you hiding the rest of it?
Nikki703
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Looks just like a penis...................only smaller
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Doesn't it need more 'erecting'?
Nikki703
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Oh, they come in different sizes? This must be a mini!!
simplyjohn
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Who said mini!!! small maybe but not mini!! whats the thread again?
crazydiamond
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Quote by simplyjohn
Who said mini!!! small maybe but not mini!! whats the thread again?


Have you seen minis these days ?? They are massive! Like effing 4x4's


simplyjohn
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Quote by crazydiamond


Have you seen minis these days ?? They are massive! Like effing 4x4's





Ok ok I can live with mini after all ...
Guest
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Gosh is it really that cold in here tonight?
Guest
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I say remember, old chap, perhaps you should consulted a "dick"tionary before your next posting.

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Leiza350
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I said its so small, who are you going to please with that, he said , my self so go for it ...lol
Frank
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Quote by anonymous1526
'looks like another chickens neck'


Would you like to throttle the chicken?


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Doesn't it need more 'erecting'?


Let your fingers be the scaffolding.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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hmmm I don't like the look of that....
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(of course I wouldn't do that in real life, EVER)
Guest
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would look better with me on it
Guest
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Hmm, an erect penis, hello Mr Erection!
LOVES4PLAY
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You girls have come up with some of the funniest remarks that Ive ever read / heard.Love your humor & wit. Thank you all for posting..

ABIGAIL; Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki ------------------------------------------- "HERE MISTER, YOUR FLY IS OPEN!"
I'VE had a standing come back for that remark for a good many years..--------------------------------------------"ITS SO NICE OUT, THINK ILL LEAVE IT OUT! lol
Yes I get some strange looks , but it sure opens the door for some humors conversation..
LOVES4PLAY
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You girls have come up with some of the funniest remarks that Ive ever read / heard.Love your humor & wit. Thank you all for posting..

ABIGAIL; Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki ------------------------------------------- "HERE MISTER, YOUR FLY IS OPEN!"
I'VE had a standing come back for that remark for a good many years..--------------------------------------------"ITS SO NICE OUT, THINK ILL LEAVE IT OUT! lol
Yes I get some strange looks , but it sure opens the door for some humors conversation..