very first one line for a erected penis when u see that at first sight?

remember

Advanced Wordsmith

6 Apr 2013

I see the store ran out of Viagra.

6 Apr 2013

"Oo-er Sir! That's some erected penis you have there!" Think

6 Apr 2013

Quote by crazydiamond
"Oo-er Sir! That's some erected penis you have there!"

Needs a shave though!

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

7 Apr 2013

'looks like another chickens neck'

Everything happens for a reason. Live for the moment and have no regrets.

7 Apr 2013

* gasp* -Speechless- *grabs*

8 Apr 2013

"How come it's only got one eye?"

8 Apr 2013

Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

8 Apr 2013

You told me you had a big one you liar!!

8 Apr 2013

I,cant even locate the beast,how do u ladies?

m

8 Apr 2013

Where are you hiding the rest of it?

8 Apr 2013

Looks just like a penis...................only smaller

8 Apr 2013

Doesn't it need more 'erecting'?

8 Apr 2013

Oh, they come in different sizes? This must be a mini!!

8 Apr 2013

Who said mini!!! small maybe but not mini!! whats the thread again?

8 Apr 2013

Quote by simplyjohn
Who said mini!!! small maybe but not mini!! whats the thread again?

Have you seen minis these days ?? They are massive! Like effing 4x4's bunny

8 Apr 2013

Quote by crazydiamond

Have you seen minis these days ?? They are massive! Like effing 4x4's

Ok ok I can live with mini after all ...

8 Apr 2013

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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8 Apr 2013

Gosh is it really that cold in here tonight?

8 Apr 2013

I say remember, old chap, perhaps you should consulted a "dick"tionary before your next posting.

g

8 Apr 2013

I said its so small, who are you going to please with that, he said , my self so go for it ...lol

8 Apr 2013

Quote by anonymous1526
'looks like another chickens neck'

Would you like to throttle the chicken?

Quote by trinket
Doesn't it need more 'erecting'?

Let your fingers be the scaffolding.

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

8 Apr 2013

hmmm I don't like the look of that....

8 Apr 2013

(of course I wouldn't do that in real life, EVER)

9 Apr 2013

"Here, Mister - your fly is open."

9 Apr 2013

would look better with me on it

9 Apr 2013

Hmm, an erect penis, hello Mr Erection!

9 Apr 2013

Haha, totally depends on the penis of course....
There are beauties but also ugly ones....big, small, massive....they all get another reaction haha.

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9 Apr 2013

You girls have come up with some of the funniest remarks that Ive ever read / heard.Love your humor & wit. Thank you all for posting..

ABIGAIL; Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki ------------------------------------------- "HERE MISTER, YOUR FLY IS OPEN!"
I'VE had a standing come back for that remark for a good many years..--------------------------------------------"ITS SO NICE OUT, THINK ILL LEAVE IT OUT! lol
Yes I get some strange looks , but it sure opens the door for some humors conversation..

9 Apr 2013

You girls have come up with some of the funniest remarks that Ive ever read / heard.Love your humor & wit. Thank you all for posting..

ABIGAIL; Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki ------------------------------------------- "HERE MISTER, YOUR FLY IS OPEN!"
I'VE had a standing come back for that remark for a good many years..--------------------------------------------"ITS SO NICE OUT, THINK ILL LEAVE IT OUT! lol
Yes I get some strange looks , but it sure opens the door for some humors conversation..