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The Gentleman's Charter

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Quote by sexytwenties


I gotta admit, I was thinking the same thing... and it would be pretty fun to ignore you if you were being a drunken idiot!


No way girl, I play that finesse game with you. Fine little specimen like you... Unf! I would never never act in an un-gentlemanly manner with you.
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No way girl, I play that finesse game with you. Fine little specimen like you... Unf! I would never never act in an un-gentlemanly manner with you.


Whew, that's a relief! I hope you've been practicing your martial arts!
Quote by sexytwenties


Whew, that's a relief! I hope you've been practicing your martial arts!


You want to wrestle and find out?
Quote by Magical_felix


You want to wrestle and find out?


No, sorry. A lady doesn't wrestle.
Quote by sexytwenties


No, sorry. A lady doesn't wrestle.


But I was planning on letting you win.
Quote by Magical_felix


But I was planning on letting you win.


A lady doesn't have people "let" her win, she wins. As a lady, I won't wrestle you because it wouldn't be proper to cause you such embarrassment!
Quote by sexytwenties


A lady doesn't have people "let" her win, she wins. As a lady, I won't wrestle you because it wouldn't be proper to cause you such embarrassment!



Ah, but as a gentleman squire, descendant of hidalgo, I would let you win without you even realizing that I let you. You would think it was all your doing. That's the way of a true gentleman.
Quote by Magical_felix


Who told you to get bangs? Not me, bitch. I'm a descendant of the Mexican Pancho Villa. You think I give a shit about you having to shampoo twice? Please.


According to a previous post, you're not a descendant of hidalgo, so this doesn't relate to you!
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According to a previous post, you're not a descendant of hidalgo, so this doesn't relate to you!


Oh si! You are correct, I am a descendant of Pancho Villa, heir to Dirty Sanchez. You know how that story ends...
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Oh si! You are correct, I am a descendant of Pancho Villa, heir to Dirty Sanchez. You know how that story ends...


Yep, I know... and I looked through The Rules of a Gentleman which Crazydiamond posted...

No.37 - Good hygiene is a must.
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Yep, I know... and I looked through The Rules of a Gentleman which Crazydiamond posted...

No.37 - Good hygiene is a must.


Yes good hygiene. Considering what entails a dirty sanchez, I will leave this one alone and bid thy fair maiden, sexytwenties, goodnight ;)
I just read this interesting little pinion piece which I think ties in nicely with the gentleman's charter...

Why Men Aren't Really Men Anymore

Written by a man BTW.



Here's a quote from the piece:

There was once a time when men used to be real men. When they dressed with style, when they had a certain honor code they followed that involved treating not only their elders and each other with respect, but women alike. Unfortunately, those days are far- gone — a thing of the past. What we have now is… to be quite honest, I’m not sure.

There are of course certain men out there who still have their affairs in order, but we are few in number. What people are most often subject to is the company of boys who are refusing to grow up and man up — boys who prefer to play with their toys than to do their part in bettering society, the human race and the world as a whole. These poor excuses for men have the bodies of adults and the mentalities, as well as the social outlook of toddlers. Horny toddlers, but toddlers nonetheless.


I just thought it was interesting...