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say yes if you own a dildo,and hell yes if more than one dildo
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Why?


don't ask hard questions! just do as the man says! sheesh... the nerve of some people.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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don't ask hard questions! just do as the man says! sheesh... the nerve of some people.


Yeah, I suppose that was a real cog turner, that one. My apologies, Hell Yes² .
This would have been a lot more interesting as a door-to-door survey..just sayin'
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This would have been a lot more interesting as a door-to-door survey..just sayin'


You first.

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This would have been a lot more interesting as a door-to-door survey..just sayin'


good idea! *grabs my clipboard and starts canvassing the neighborhood*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Quote by sprite


good idea! *grabs my clipboard and starts canvassing the neighborhood*


Oh, yay. Will you cum, I mean come to my house???
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Oh, yay. Will you cum, I mean come to my house???


i'll even bring samples! biggrin

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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This would have been a lot more interesting as a door-to-door survey..just sayin'


So true!!!!


and Yes ;)
Yes. I've had a number of them over the years but I always remain loyal to one at a time. Well, almost always.
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i'll even bring samples! biggrin


Let the fun begin!!
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Let the fun begin!!


it already has! answer your door, dammit! it's cold out here, woman!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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it already has! answer your door, dammit! it's cold out here, woman!


Oh so sorry..... I was ... Umm... Tied up ... With .. Umm something.
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i'll even bring samples! biggrin


Let me know if you need a Demo girl!!
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All set!


and that was just the first of 3 loads.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Oh so sorry..... I was ... Umm... Tied up ... With .. Umm something.


Am I the next stop? I'm just around the corner you know!
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