rubbing the furniture

30 Aug 2020

Would anyone care to admit to and describe getting yourself off by rubbing against a piece of furniture? Did you use the corner of a cabinet? sofa arm? chair arm? side of the tub? swingset outside?

31 Aug 2020

it's not hygienic!

31 Aug 2020

I've never even thought of doing it. lol

31 Aug 2020

No. I'm good.

3 Sep 2020

Dry humping with your clothes on .. eeerrrmmmm i might have lol. a bar i used to go to had bar seats that were made from old iron tractor seats. just nice ;-) bit like https://www.plowhearth.com/medias/sys_master/images/images/hf1/h83/11240134869022/37332-PHHO19-BR4022.jpg

27 Oct 2020

I've used a stick shift before, mostly just to excite the onlooker, and many smaller items around the house or office, but no furniture that I can recall.

27 Oct 2020

Arm of a sofa Embarassed

27 Oct 2020

I find myself suddenly wanting to be a piece of furniture, lol.

27 Oct 2020

I used to hump mattresses.OctT07fX8ypSImJq Guess that sort of fits. Makes a mess of the sheets and you definitely have to have a mattress cover of some kind.

(Aaaand I'm the wrong forum, I guess. I have a migraine today. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.YP22BVGtmlY13gnm )

27 Oct 2020

Quote by seeker4
I used to hump mattresses.Z5OI7t7oKwi3kmKo Guess that sort of fits. Makes a mess of the sheets and you definitely have to have a mattress cover of some kind.

(Aaaand I'm the wrong forum, I guess. I have a migraine today. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.me3s0H5qA1cNqYl3 )

Not at all, seeker4, you've cum to the right place.

Dry humping the bed when I was a teenager, just experimenting with my equipment, and trying to find out what it could do. Have used microfiber blankets (ummmm, so soft) as stroke sheets – does that count?

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2 Jun 2023

Never did this. I can just use my fingers.

20 Oct 2024

Corner of a desk. Table leg (no, not like that). Sofa and easy chair arm. Office chair arm.

7 days ago

This made me think about something I saw that stuck with me. I was waiting to be seated at a restaurant when I noticed one of the hostesses, who was a young attractive girl was standing behind the hostess station talking with another hostess. Thing was, her right leg was wrapped around the leg of the stand and there was a protrusion from the table that was directly at her crotch level and she was moving, kind of bouncing into it. I don't think she realized what she was doing because she kept on talking to the other employee, but the protruding edge was right on the correct spot, so I chalked up the bouncing into it as nervous energy.