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rubbing the furniture

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Would anyone care to admit to and describe getting yourself off by rubbing against a piece of furniture? Did you use the corner of a cabinet? sofa arm? chair arm? side of the tub? swingset outside?
it's not hygienic!
I've never even thought of doing it. lol
No. I'm good.
I've used a stick shift before, mostly just to excite the onlooker, and many smaller items around the house or office, but no furniture that I can recall.
I find myself suddenly wanting to be a piece of furniture, lol.
I used to hump mattresses.OctT07fX8ypSImJq Guess that sort of fits. Makes a mess of the sheets and you definitely have to have a mattress cover of some kind.

(Aaaand I'm the wrong forum, I guess. I have a migraine today. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.YP22BVGtmlY13gnm )
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I used to hump mattresses.Z5OI7t7oKwi3kmKo Guess that sort of fits. Makes a mess of the sheets and you definitely have to have a mattress cover of some kind.

(Aaaand I'm the wrong forum, I guess. I have a migraine today. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.me3s0H5qA1cNqYl3 )


Not at all, seeker4, you've cum to the right place.

Dry humping the bed when I was a teenager, just experimenting with my equipment, and trying to find out what it could do. Have used microfiber blankets (ummmm, so soft) as stroke sheets – does that count?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Never did this. I can just use my fingers.

Corner of a desk. Table leg (no, not like that). Sofa and easy chair arm. Office chair arm.

This made me think about something I saw that stuck with me. I was waiting to be seated at a restaurant when I noticed one of the hostesses, who was a young attractive girl was standing behind the hostess station talking with another hostess. Thing was, her right leg was wrapped around the leg of the stand and there was a protrusion from the table that was directly at her crotch level and she was moving, kind of bouncing into it. I don't think she realized what she was doing because she kept on talking to the other employee, but the protruding edge was right on the correct spot, so I chalked up the bouncing into it as nervous energy.