Quote by Magical_felix
I think a badge that simply reads, gaping ass, is in order.
Only cause you're a big dick... Now put it away before you take your eye out with that thing.
It's bad enough excessive masturbation is making you go blind...

Quote by Magical_felix
Remember when my hairy palms and your wild vagina were like velcro? I learned what a canadian jungle was that day.
Quote by Magical_felix
I think a badge that simply reads, gaping ass, is in order.
Quote by MrLongLastingDamn! All of these women saying they like anal and do it regularly. In my entire life, I've never been able to find a woman who would let me into that.QqxSp8FQvlRK44I4
Quote by Naughty_Talia
Anal is tricky. You can't just start doing it right off the bat. It takes time and a lot of patience lol. Porn makes it appear that anyone can just bend over and start getting fucked by a big cock with no lube or preparation. You also have to take into consideration that an enema is needed to have safe and fun anal sex. If you have gone number two recently you can get by with a finger and some soap ;)