Knowing some people have different bathing/hygiene habits than others, I wouldn't sit on a public toilet seat if you paid me USD.
If they're going to hover anyway, tell those nasty hoes to lift the seat.
You could always learn to pee standing up?
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates Now... I wasn't going to click on this as I saw "pee" in the title so was just going to pass it over... but my mind played a trick on me, and I saw "Peeing on magical toilet seats". Imagine my let down when I saw what this thread was about!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
The only time I really come across a Western style toilet (one you can actually sit on), is in my own house, or in a fancy dancy hotel. They have squatters here, which yes are much more hygienic as the porcelain comes no where near your skin, unless you loose your balance that is. Word of advice??? If you are drinking and you need to go??? Go outside. MUCH safer in the long run.
However; I go insane with the lack of aim of women who have been using squatters all their lives. I love wearing bell bottom jeans, but ok.. here is the steps I take to use the facilities for a squatting toilet.
1) check all the stalls for the cleanest one.
2) reach into purse for tissues, put between lips (it is rare to find tissues supplied in public facilities, so always bring your own)
3) step up onto the platform, with pant legs in hand (this is not just if you wear bell bottoms, but long pants too)
4) bend over and hike up pants, squat a little to make sure they stay tucked up behind your knees
5) Undo pants and squat
6) While doing what you have to do control control control. Work those kegel muscles ladies!!!!
If a place does have a Western style toilet, chances are it has never been cleaned, there are foot prints all over it, (men just cannot aim), so when in Rome.... squat on!!!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. I have a friend that carries clorox wipes with her just for the seats when she has to use a public restroom.
I know guys dribble on the floor, but ladies can be positively disgusting in a bathroom they don't have to clean.
I certainly hate piss on the seats, floors and everywhere- where's your humanity? One thing's for sure, practice makes perfect either way! Sure can make a mess ladies.
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
I like that!
