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Being a Scotsman, I always tuck my kilt under me and flatten the pleats or they get 'sat' out of shape.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I'm guessing you skirt folders aren't real hip on the borderline hygienic concept of straddling and squatting down upon a duffel bag, then...I mean, without first folding excess skirtage.
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Quote by Shylass
A friend of mine had this beautiful crushed cotton dress once, the kind they tie round a stick when drying, so it sort of clings. When she sat down, through habit, she spread it out underneath her flat so she wouldn't crease it, forgetting it was meant to be creased. And unfortunately, when we leaving the cafe, we realised the reason people were staring was not because she was so pretty, but because her bum looked ten times bigger because the whole of the bit around her bum had been ironed flat, and hung out in a huge bubble while the rest of her dress was still clinging. She spent the rest of the day with her cardigan tied round her waist.![]()