Idk... Gryffindor?
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Probably how it really works. Not all the BS they tell you in Catholic school.
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Probably how it really works. Not all the BS they tell you in Catholic school.
Quote by stephanie
YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA!!!
An OKAY orgasm IS NOT GOING TO WORK!!!
WE ARE FUCKING MEN!!!
(Try something like THIS: (Panting and BLINKING furiously) : "Oh My God, STALLION, I've never had it like that before!!! I was like A TINY PONY and then you SWEPT onto me like a WINGED PEGASUS MYTHICAL HORSE and RODE your little girl and OH MY GOD I CAME SO MUCH!!!")
Fucking LIE to us.
We're MEN!!!
It's what we know you do!!!
WE get to BELIEVE IT!!!
(YOU get lingerie and flowers and breakfast in your lazy whore bed...)
xx SF
DANI and SPRITE: "Oh My God you really think we could do THAT???"
Me: "No. JUST PRETEND!!!"
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by stephanie
Been There!!!
Catholic Teachers trying to explain SEX is like hardcore VEGANS explaining how you cook steak...
xx SF
(No offense to Vegans!!!)
Quote by TrinityX
That I should not be afraid to pursue and fully enjoy sex. I didn't realize that it was ok until my mid 20's. I spent almost 10 years catching up on lost time and missed opportunities
Quote by dani199120
Those special condoms, the ones with bumps or whatever, feel weird and not in a good way.
Quote by CherryRedGirl
That it's okay to have casual sex, but to think about if you would regret it later on, think about if he "deserves" you.
I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!
Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
Quote by nichols_10
That size really mattered, I would have tied a brick to it when I was 10.
Quote by Christie
This. It also would have been nice to know that some men don't give a shit that it hurts that first time. They just want to fuck and enjoy themselves and to hell with what you're feeling.
Quote by ChandlerAja2
My first was with a much older guy and he was kind and gentle and warmed me there would be some pain.
It was not nearly as bad as I had heard it would be.