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Most unusual/risky place you pleasured yourself?

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"I was just so horny I had to play with my nugget"

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In the vehicle you were driving (23 votes) 68%
Passenger in moving vehicle (11 votes) 32%
At your desk at work (8 votes) 24%
In the park with people around/kinda (5 votes) 15%
It's your keypad...enlighten us! (9 votes) 26%
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The most unusual place was in the site announcements thread. Hahahahaha!!!! just kidding
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Quote by roccotool
Not so fast, HOD. Tell us what you were doing under those coats and what that teacher was doing.

Under those coats I had a quick fifty off the wrist and the teacher, she was strutting around with crochless panties and was inviteing us to lick her bootheel....
no... seriously she was just walking around in a very very tight top with a tight short skirt.
oh... and had fuck me boots on
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Quote by roccotool
Not so fast, HOD. Tell us what you were doing under those coats and what that teacher was doing.

Under those coats I had a quick fifty off the wrist and the teacher, she was strutting around with crochless panties and was inviteing us to lick her bootheel....
no... seriously she was just walking around in a very very tight top with a tight short skirt.
oh... and had fuck me boots on


Let me re-phrase: why were you under a pile of coats? (I know I am going to regret this!)
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At school so many years ago...in classes! I had to make an overhuman effort to try not to scream lol
And in a park...it was recently, on a mutual masturbation with my bf ;)
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I was in class early and while waiting in the class fell asleep ,so some bright spark thought it was a good idea to throw a coat over me, next thing I know I was buried under two dozen coats. I'll say this it was good camoflage!
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Read my story, that is the riskiest. But it was oh sooo good. Woops, just the ladies, sorry!
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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Read my story, that is the riskiest. But it was oh sooo good. Woops, just the ladies, sorry!


*giggles*
It's ok, we have space for you aswell, sweety.
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I did it in the back seat of the family car with Mom and Dad in the front seat and my two brothers sound asleep in the back seat next to me. I had a blanket over me.
I did it once in church, but it was the preacher's fault for attempting to give a sermon on the evils of lust, fornication and masturbation. I had my jacket over my lap.
You've been a bad girl! Now take your pajamas off and go to my room!
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In a pool on holiday with my in laws,boyfriend etc...I nearly drowned but it was good (smiles)
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In an airplane coming back from vacation, sitting in my seat, with my legs crossed, using kegal muscles and dirty vacation-sex thoughts.

I'm one of those girls that can get off using no hands, so it really opens up the possibilities of where/when I can orgasm if the mood strikes. I've also done it in classrooms during boring lectures. I have it down to an art... nobody ever knows.
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in the bathroom at work on a weekend when no one was really around. I would have done it at my desk, but on occasion one or two people have been known to pop in.

oops, sorry forgot that this was in the gals section!
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Done all of the above
"I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing." - Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) in Pretty Women
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Done most of those and some more too, that I will share in private for those who are interested enough to ask.>
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in my back garden, sunbathing naked.... knowing my neighbour was looking
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In the bathroom stall at work, in the car, at the park, at the beach, on airplanes @ my seat, living room, bathroom, shower, guest room at home, basement, while stuck in traffic on the highway, and I'm sure there are more places.
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Done it in car while driving, At my desk at work, and in the park with people around but the craziest place ever was while Parasailing in the Bahamas. Lucklily I can make my self cum pretty easily so it didnt take long. Was quite an amazing experience! Want to try tandem Parasailing so we can do it together!
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Actually I have done three of the above answers. In the car, at my desk at work and in a park.


car, park, but desk at work!? o0 no, too old and potbellies scare me.. (no offense to anyone, it's a phobia...srry)
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when i was 14 at school two girls sitting either side and i used my pencil case
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I can do it with kegels only, but it's faster with a little external stimulation. Through clothing is fine though, so as long as I'm wearing pants it is easy. I rather enjoy doing it while driving and listening to my favorite sex scenes. Multitasking with people all around smile I wish I was able to get myself off when I was in school. I'd have more interesting masturbation stories and less unfulfilling permisquous sex stories. I don't think I gave myself a vagina orgasm until after I got married. It's very sad sad
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In car while driving, desk at work several times (rest rooms many times), lying on a crowded beach, on the fishing pier, on a swing at the park.
And just about in any location I find myself when the need arises.

I know this question was for girls, but ... Just ask and I'll share some more locations.
Gramps

The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
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All of the above!! In a vehicle while I was driving... passenger in a vehicle, at work sitting at my desk and in the bathroom once or twice.., Sitting at the internet cafe (right now).... in a park people were about 20 feet away... Love it in public, thats part of the turn on, whether getting caught or not, whether someone is watching or not.. doesn't matter.
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I masturbated at my Aunt Jo's house, by the fire. It was so wonderful. The memories are so clear.

Kimi X
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In an elevator, but most risky was when a woman I knew played with me on a subway train.
Gramps

The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
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at school many years ago with a pencil case so you can tell how long ago it was
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In the cinema?? xD
I've done it before in my school's washroom....
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In a taxi, for a bet. I won.
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In the car (as both driver and passenger), bathroom at work, at my desk when working alone, in the park, and had sex in the library in college... And the hubby just LOVES getting a blowjob in the car while he's driving.
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Just last week in fact, I was talking online to a potential play partner of mine online while I should have been working. He was telling me all of the dirty things he wanted to do to me. Having a dress on it was quite easy to start rubbing myself, I soon started to finger myself when out of the corner of my eye I noticed my boss coming around the corner into my cubicle, quickly I jumped off of my chair onto the floor making it look like I was looking for something I had dropped on the floor. It was a very close call.
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friends condo at sliding glass window facing back where their was a party in his neighbors backyard. truth or dare. guess what I had to do. delicious fun
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back yard that is