Quote by WellMadeMale
I saw a woman masturbating in a bar one time. So did everyone else.
I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home.
Guess what else I found out?
Quote by lafayettemisterQuote by WellMadeMale
I saw a woman masturbating in a bar one time. So did everyone else.
I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home.
Guess what else I found out?
That her name was Lola? (not lusciouslola)
That gonorrhea really does burn like fire when you piss?
That crabs really do itch?
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by lafayettemisterQuote by WellMadeMale
I saw a woman masturbating in a bar one time. So did everyone else.
I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home.
Guess what else I found out?
That her name was Lola? (not lusciouslola)
That gonorrhea really does burn like fire when you piss?
That crabs really do itch?
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This was funny as hell. I actually chuckled out loud.
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Quote by Mari84does it get you horny knowing hes stroking it thinking of you ? do u ever tease them ? u say u never did it in classroom , do u go home and do it thinking of ur student jerking off ? if there were teachers like u when i was in school id be a brain surgeon by now .
No, but I'm surprised by how often I see guys doing it (secretly, or so they think) in my classes. I mean, if a kid has his eyes closed, both hands under his desk, and his legs are bouncing like he's at a Lady Gaga concert, what do you think he's doing?
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OMG!! I thought you meant should they teach masturbation in school, like in health class or sex ed, LOL!! I really did!!!
Yes. One of my boyfriends gave me one of those remote control "eggs" . We had a physics class together, and we "spiced it up" at times. He's sit somewhere he could watch me, and run the control. Thank God I don't get noisy when I cum. Once I saw him hand the control to a friend of his - and that was a tremendous orgasm.