Quote by WellMadeMale
I saw a woman masturbating in a bar one time. So did everyone else.
I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home.
Guess what else I found out?
Quote by lafayettemisterQuote by WellMadeMale
I saw a woman masturbating in a bar one time. So did everyone else.
I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home.
Guess what else I found out?
That her name was Lola? (not lusciouslola)
That gonorrhea really does burn like fire when you piss?
That crabs really do itch?
Quote by chefkathleenQuote by lafayettemisterQuote by WellMadeMale
I saw a woman masturbating in a bar one time. So did everyone else.
I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home.
Guess what else I found out?
That her name was Lola? (not lusciouslola)
That gonorrhea really does burn like fire when you piss?
That crabs really do itch?
This was funny as hell. I actually chuckled out loud.
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03 January 2025 - Why not start the year with a bit of smut by your favourite Lush author? Or if not, try my latest instead. The Jogger And The Flasher | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx
Quote by Mari84does it get you horny knowing hes stroking it thinking of you ? do u ever tease them ? u say u never did it in classroom , do u go home and do it thinking of ur student jerking off ? if there were teachers like u when i was in school id be a brain surgeon by now .
No, but I'm surprised by how often I see guys doing it (secretly, or so they think) in my classes. I mean, if a kid has his eyes closed, both hands under his desk, and his legs are bouncing like he's at a Lady Gaga concert, what do you think he's doing?
Quote by Nikki703
OMG!! I thought you meant should they teach masturbation in school, like in health class or sex ed, LOL!! I really did!!!
Yes. One of my boyfriends gave me one of those remote control "eggs" . We had a physics class together, and we "spiced it up" at times. He's sit somewhere he could watch me, and run the control. Thank God I don't get noisy when I cum. Once I saw him hand the control to a friend of his - and that was a tremendous orgasm.