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I have been blessed with a family tradition that has been passed on through the ages. Both my grandfathers were bald, all my uncles are bald, and my dad is bald so you can see, I am genetically screwed.rYBUICteSrUDxBwX What I would like to know is:

Is a bald guy any less attractive?
Do you find him just as sexy?


For the record I prefer not to call it baldness, I prefer evolving into a more aerodynamic life form!
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Alpha Blonde
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As long as you don't resort to the combover or weird attempts to hide it, you should be fine.

You can also just pre-empt the look and shave your head and go with that look. It can be sexy!

I will admit that I'm not usually attracted to overtly balding guys at first glance, but if I was into the guy or in love and he happened to go bald over the years, I really wouldn't care at all.

I think you can definitely embrace it and work with it. You seem to have a good attitude about it so far! smile
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as my father said " god only made a few perfect heads, the rest he put hair on" Im the same as u all males less 1 on both sides are bald i also wen bald i never worried about it....take me as i am or not at all
plus in my career of driving i aged 20 in 10 had the comment that i looked much older then the 46 i just turned... but every line and wrinkle ...the way i look at it is..... an experience aka life line
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Hey, being bald is better than being short. When youre bald you can still work it. If youre short youve gotta be the funniest guy walking the earth, a rockstar or a billionaire tycoon
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As long as you don't resort to the combover or weird attempts to hide it, you should be fine.


*shudders*
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i like bald...i think its hot actually
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Rogaine or hair transplant! Try a very short hair style, seems to look better on balding guys or completely shaved. Right now I still have mine though the forehead has receded some, but family pattern for me seems to follow some receding in the front but not all the way baldness.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
As long as you don't resort to the combover or weird attempts to hide it, you should be fine.



I think Doll is perfectly correct...as long as you don't resort to anything stupid looking like a combover, you should be fine...

Try shaving your head and getting a full head tattoo...that should most definitely divert attention from the fact that you're going bald...






And this one gives new meaning to the phrase..."Here's looking at you kid"...



Seriously though...I'm fortunate in that baldness doesn't seem to run in my family...in fact, my grandfather Jankowski died in his eighties and not only had a full head of hair when he died, but he never even went gray...

If I were going bald though, I would most likely embrace the look and shave my head...there really is nothing worse looking than a combover...

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Dear god, please don't do the above LOL

I think the whole 'bald patch' look isn't a great one, better to get rid of all your hair completely.

I'm not really attracted to bald/shaved haired guys, but I did date a bald guy for the best part of last year. It's like anything, if you're attracted to someone's personality then you're attracted to them, I fell for him personality wise and soon grew to find him extremely attractive (which he was not, though that had little to do with the baldness).

I wouldn't worry about it affecting your relationships with girls at all.
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If you embrace your baldness and don't try to cover it up with a combover (as DD mentioned) or toupe, it makes a big difference. If you have confidence you can pretty much carry off most looks, apart from the ones DirtyMartini posted! Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel etc all look better with shaved heads.
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I'm thinkin about selling my extra hair,

None pubicle hair that is, fresh from the greenest garden,
right off the top!
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Quote by scooter
I'm thinkin about selling my extra hair,

None pubicle hair that is, fresh from the greenest garden,
right off the top!


I'd buy about three pounds of it, Scooter. If I had vermin problems around the crib. But I don't.

If was to spread it around anyhow...I would be worried that it might attract too many foxes to the front door, drawn by the irresistible scent of massive masculinity. Then they'd just be disappointed when skinny little me greets them at my entrance.
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I think hair is over rated. I would prefer to see no hair than a comb-over or a guy who is still wearing a mullet .... yuck!

For men to shave their head (like women who also go very short with their hair style) shows great confidence.
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Even though I love long hair on a guy, its not the hair that makes the guy. If I liked him, I wouldnt care what his hair or lack of hair was like. Although the comb over is a little pathetic, kind of like grasping at the last remaing strands. Im not into facial hair but a shaved head with a goatee is very sexy!!
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My ex is Bald. I think it can look great on a guy. Remember, confidence is sexy.
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I am not bald. I just have a very wide part.




I think it's all about personality and confidence. I'm still the same person; now I just get to show more skin.
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I find a shaved head VERY sexy!!!
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personaly for me bold is gross
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Some guys look good bald, and some just look like walking dicks =P
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The bf has MPB, he is the sexiest man I have ever met. We have discussed this topic at length, it bothers him way more than it does me, he is going to shave his head when the time comes and I am all for it, bald men are sexy men.
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A bald head is fine but please, whatever you do, do not go for the comb-over. We know you're bald, you know are bald, it's not fooling anyone! A human being should never have a parting at the back or across the head vertically. It's just not right!
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Some guys can pull it off. Look at Bruce Willis. He's bald and he's hot
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What can I say...when it goes it goes!
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Can be damn sexy, when on the right head.
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Shaved smooth is hot. But Balding is not very attractive. If you know your going bald shave it.
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I will admit that I'm not usually attracted to overtly balding guys at first glance, but if I was into the guy or in love and he happened to go bald over the years, I really wouldn't care at all.


I agree...and a shaved head is HOT. Shave it and girls won't know the difference!