I would belch loudly and proudly.
I would fart without embarrassment.
I would scratch my balls absent mindedly.
I would piss all over the toilet seat.
I would not care that my stomach is bigger than it should be.
I would imagine my erection to be a light sabre and wave it around making strange noises.
Most of all; I would stick my cock in every hole I could find. Just to see what it feels like.
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