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Girls if guys do not respond sexually to our naked body, what are we doing wrong?
I take it as a compliment when a man reacts to by body with a nice erection.
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Hey stuff happens, get over it!
Girls if guys do not respond sexually to our naked body, what are we doing wrong?
I take it as a compliment when a man reacts to by body with a nice erection.
Of course it's a compliment! In the right environment there is nothing wrong with an erection. If it happens in public, it is not acceptable and should be covered by the erector.
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I whole heartily. agree with Trinket, & John C. COVER UP!! When first reading the Question, I wanted to respo0nd with this.
IT'S HIS, LET HIM TAKE CARE OF IT..
IT'S HIS, LET HIM TAKE CARE OF IT..
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I have, Rob.
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Finding all the negative responses to having an erection at a nude beach a little troubling. But it appears most are from people who have never gone. When answering please let us know if you have ever experienced public nudity or have seen a guy get hard in that type of setting. Thanks
You find the negative responses a little troubling? What difference does it make if the negatives are from people who have never gone to a nude beach and seen a real live erection taking place? I'm betting their answers would still be the same.
I think the main response to your question is, if it happens, cover it up! Why does that trouble you and what answer did you think you would get?
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Finding all the negative responses to having an erection at a nude beach a little troubling. But it appears most are from people who have never gone. When answering please let us know if you have ever experienced public nudity or have seen a guy get hard in that type of setting. Thanks
You asked for opinions, and you're getting them. The general consensus seems to be that it's inappropriate and should be covered up, regardless of whether or not people have been to a nude beach. Others have said that these things can't be helped, and I agree. But just having it out and about sort of disrupts the environment. Granted, women may be just as aroused but luckily the signs aren't nearly as obvious. However, I digress from the point I was trying to make.
I hate to make assumptions, but I can't help but to arrive at the conclusion that perhaps you were looking for women to describe in great detail all the things they'd do to the erection in question if they came across it in, and you seem to be disappointed in the backlash you're getting instead of all the kinky answers you were hoping for. Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
And for the record, you asked what'd we do, without mentioning prior experience at a nude beach. So perhaps in the future you could clarify that in the beginning instead of using the old, "You've never experienced this so your opinion doesn't matter!" maneuver.rP4KRWDAfooEebSn
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You asked for opinions, and you're getting them. The general consensus seems to be that it's inappropriate and should be covered up, regardless of whether or not people have been to a nude beach. Others have said that these things can't be helped, and I agree. But just having it out and about sort of disrupts the environment. Granted, women may be just as aroused but luckily the signs aren't nearly as obvious. However, I digress from the point I was trying to make.
I hate to make assumptions, but I can't help but to arrive at the conclusion that perhaps you were looking for women to describe in great detail all the things they'd do to the erection in question if they came across it in, and you seem to be disappointed in the backlash you're getting instead of all the kinky answers you were hoping for. Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
And for the record, you asked what'd we do, without mentioning prior experience at a nude beach. So perhaps in the future you could clarify that in the beginning instead of using the old, "You've never experienced this so your opinion doesn't matter!" maneuver.xmTCc0bl5VVd4ut3
I agree. And after reviewing his profile, I am even more inclined to believe you are pretty accurate in your assessment.
And for the record, I too have been to a nude beach.
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So what if a girl gets aroused at a nude beach? Wet pussy? Does she have to cover up? Is there a sign at these nude beaches saying cover up any arousals? Or is the fucken etiquette written in the sand?
Personally I couldn't give a fuck about this thread or the pity arguments.
Wow that is a little rough isn't it? After all, if that was true, you would not have posted, right?
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Fine example of the pityness of lush
And I was civil with you. You came into the thread with an attitude, not me. So I would suggest you examine your own posts and reactions before holding me up as an example of "pityness". Maybe you are just having a bad day? Who knows... I hope it gets better.
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NUDIST ROB; OP you wanted the opinions of others, appears that you have gotten some, sorry they were not to your exceptions, nor to your liking..
HERO; Again I have to agree with John C, If it really doesn't matter or you truly don't care, Why then post any thing at all ?
In the past , A good friend & I were in a discussion , which neither one of us could agree on...
BLESS HIS HEART! SMILING AT ME, HE SAID "OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASS HOLES EVERY BODY HAS ONE!"
"IT'S HIS, LET HIM TAKE CARE OF IT".. Perhaps I should have stated my comment some what differently..would the following be be a better resp[once?
" DON'T EXPECT ANY HELP FROM ME , HE GREW IT SO HE CAN TAKE CARE OF IT! (-:
HERO; Again I have to agree with John C, If it really doesn't matter or you truly don't care, Why then post any thing at all ?
In the past , A good friend & I were in a discussion , which neither one of us could agree on...
BLESS HIS HEART! SMILING AT ME, HE SAID "OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASS HOLES EVERY BODY HAS ONE!"
"IT'S HIS, LET HIM TAKE CARE OF IT".. Perhaps I should have stated my comment some what differently..would the following be be a better resp[once?
" DON'T EXPECT ANY HELP FROM ME , HE GREW IT SO HE CAN TAKE CARE OF IT! (-:
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I've never been to a nude beach, not that it really matters. If some dude gets a woody at a nude beach, I wouldn't care. Unless I'm sitting on my beach chair and he comes to stand beside me to have a conversation while his hard pecker is bobbing in my face... I wouldn't care. If I'm at the beach, I'm sure I can find somewhere else to direct my gaze. It's just like watching tv, if you don't like what's on, change the channel. I could look at the surf, the ladies, the sand, read a book, take a nap. And if it really bothered me, I could leave. It's his body, if he wants to flaunt it at a nude beach, what business is it of anyone else? Unless he tries to touch someone with it... then you have a right to clock him.
If you don't like it, ignore it. I'm not too keen on asking someone else to change their legal behavior in order to not offend my sensibilities.
If you don't like it, ignore it. I'm not too keen on asking someone else to change their legal behavior in order to not offend my sensibilities.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Quote by NudistRob
Finding all the negative responses to having an erection at a nude beach a little troubling. But it appears most are from people who have never gone. When answering please let us know if you have ever experienced public nudity or have seen a guy get hard in that type of setting. Thanks
??? I have to wonder about your candidness here since what you asked is discussed in EVERY nudist guide I have ever seen and the answer is ALWAYS the one you got here. So to fein surprise or dismiss the opinions in the way you do really does not give you much credibility.
The reaction you are likely to get on any of the beaches I have been to ranges from indifference to being kicked off the beach entirely. There are some beaches that I know of where something else might happen but they are strictly 18+ beaches and people go there to have public sex so your erection is not exactly out of place. But those are not what I would call a nude beach, they are beaches which permit public orgies.
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How would I react to a guy at a nudist beach getting a stiffy? I'd like to reply that I would offer to drop to my knees and suck him off, just for the fun of it.
However, that's out of character for me. If I was at a nudist beach (not a possibility for me), and I saw a bloke with a stiffy, I would do one of two things. If he was a stranger, I would blush deeply and completely ignore it, looking anywhere but there. Spontaneous arousal happens, I believe, and I would hate for him to feel uncomfortable that I could see. If he was fine about it, because it's natural, then the only embarassment is mine. And I would ignore it.
Or, if I knew him, I would do the same as with a stranger, and ignore it, or offer him my hat (if nudists wear them?!) or a towel if he wanted it. It would depend if he mentioned it or not. If I was in a relationship with him, I'd be cheeky about it.
However, I'm not comfortable to strip off in public like that, but just as with clothed people, I would try my best to give them the dignity of ignoring it, and trying to disguise my own embarassment.
How would I react to a guy at a nudist beach getting a stiffy? I'd like to reply that I would offer to drop to my knees and suck him off, just for the fun of it.
However, that's out of character for me. If I was at a nudist beach (not a possibility for me), and I saw a bloke with a stiffy, I would do one of two things. If he was a stranger, I would blush deeply and completely ignore it, looking anywhere but there. Spontaneous arousal happens, I believe, and I would hate for him to feel uncomfortable that I could see. If he was fine about it, because it's natural, then the only embarassment is mine. And I would ignore it.
Or, if I knew him, I would do the same as with a stranger, and ignore it, or offer him my hat (if nudists wear them?!) or a towel if he wanted it. It would depend if he mentioned it or not. If I was in a relationship with him, I'd be cheeky about it.
However, I'm not comfortable to strip off in public like that, but just as with clothed people, I would try my best to give them the dignity of ignoring it, and trying to disguise my own embarassment.
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I would have thought that sexual arousal on a nudest beach goes with the territory, so to speak. If it offends you then stay away otherwise just ignore it. After all the guy might well have just been logged on to Lush with his iPad...... 
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I've never been to a nude beach, not that it really matters. If some dude gets a woody at a nude beach, I wouldn't care. Unless I'm sitting on my beach chair and he comes to stand beside me to have a conversation while his hard pecker is bobbing in my face... I wouldn't care. If I'm at the beach, I'm sure I can find somewhere else to direct my gaze. It's just like watching tv, if you don't like what's on, change the channel. I could look at the surf, the ladies, the sand, read a book, take a nap. And if it really bothered me, I could leave. It's his body, if he wants to flaunt it at a nude beach, what business is it of anyone else? Unless he tries to touch someone with it... then you have a right to clock him.
If you don't like it, ignore it. I'm not too keen on asking someone else to change their legal behavior in order to not offend my sensibilities.
I'm just curious LM, would it be any different if some dude got a woody at the beach and then stood a few feet or even a few meters away from your wife or a sister? Or if he were walking along the beach and struck up a conversation with a female relative of yours? Perhaps he might walk past you with a woody and then you knew he was standing a few meters behind your deck chair.. Be honest, I am really curious as to whether you would have a different opinion.
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I would have thought that sexual arousal on a nudest beach goes with the territory, so to speak. If it offends you then stay away otherwise just ignore it. After all the guy might well have just been logged on to Lush with his iPad......
I'm not disputing there might be incidences of sexual arousal on a nudist beach, what the general consensus is, that if it happens to you, that you cover yourself up. Unless it is a beach or premises that specifically allows that type of behaviour, it is not acceptable 'just because it's a nude beach'.
I would not stay away from a nude beach because this might offend me, it's not MY responsibility, it's the woody wearer who should be covering himself up. Of course, that's assuming he isn't there to get his sexual jolllies.
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I'm just curious LM, would it be any different if some dude got a woody at the beach and then stood a few feet or even a few meters away from your wife or a sister? Or if he were walking along the beach and struck up a conversation with a female relative of yours? Perhaps he might walk past you with a woody and then you knew he was standing a few meters behind your deck chair.. Be honest, I am really curious as to whether you would have a different opinion.
My opinion wouldn't change. If a guy sees a woman he finds attractive, and she's naked, there's a good chance he'll get hard. However, I'd never go to a nude beach with my sister or any other relative. That would be creepy to me. With my wife, that would be fun. If he started talking to her, she'd just ignore him and walk away from him. Now, if he touched her or after she walked away or told him to leave her alone, if he continued to follow or engage her, then we'd have a problem. But that would be the case whether he was clothed or naked.
I don't like anyone just standing behind me. But if he were, I'd ask him to move if he were directly behind me. It would annoy me for him to be behind me clothed or unclothed, hard or flaccid. The nakedness or hardness wouldn't change my reaction. Being naked in a nudity allowed atmosphere doesn't bother me. Being aroused in a nudity allowed atmosphere wouldn't bother me. I'd pretty much expect it. It's what is done or the behavior of the aroused person that would give me reason to be annoyed.
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My opinion wouldn't change. If a guy sees a woman he finds attractive, and she's naked, there's a good chance he'll get hard. However, I'd never go to a nude beach with my sister or any other relative. That would be creepy to me. With my wife, that would be fun. If he started talking to her, she'd just ignore him and walk away from him. Now, if he touched her or after she walked away or told him to leave her alone, if he continued to follow or engage her, then we'd have a problem. But that would be the case whether he was clothed or naked.
I don't like anyone just standing behind me. But if he were, I'd ask him to move if he were directly behind me. It would annoy me for him to be behind me clothed or unclothed, hard or flaccid. The nakedness or hardness wouldn't change my reaction. Being naked in a nudity allowed atmosphere doesn't bother me. Being aroused in a nudity allowed atmosphere wouldn't bother me. I'd pretty much expect it. It's what is done or the behavior of the aroused person that would give me reason to be annoyed.
Okay, thanks for replying to my question, I appreciate it. I apologise for saying 'your sister', it IS something weird and I didn't think fully about how weird it would make that question sound. Obviously you are fairly laid back, and I see your point.. it doesn't bother you unless someone is touched.
I agree with 1nymph, it's a compliment in any environment! xo
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Well I'd be quite happy for him, after all you can't say he's not enjoying the outing. It would however be a problem if he suddenly drops to the sand and refuses to get up til he softens up lol for him so I suppose I would have to take a seat and carry on the coversation until he's able to continue the journey 
for him so I suppose I would have to take a seat and carry on the coversation until he's able to continue the journey 
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i find these replies amusing.
on one end you have someone who is offended that they'd get a boner while on the other end, they'd relieve him.
i think people are forgetting the middle ground here. a guy can be aroused without being horny.
now if the guy is or was touching himself, then i could understand people being offended. but if he's not, who cares?
i thought the whole purpose of being a nudist was being comfortable in the buff and not ashamed? why should getting an erection be any different? are the women supposed to hide their boobs if their nipples get erect? i dunno, but hiding it seems to be hypocritical imo.
on one end you have someone who is offended that they'd get a boner while on the other end, they'd relieve him.
i think people are forgetting the middle ground here. a guy can be aroused without being horny.
now if the guy is or was touching himself, then i could understand people being offended. but if he's not, who cares?
i thought the whole purpose of being a nudist was being comfortable in the buff and not ashamed? why should getting an erection be any different? are the women supposed to hide their boobs if their nipples get erect? i dunno, but hiding it seems to be hypocritical imo.
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I would enjoy it along with all the other delights at a nude beach. That is, as long as he didn't harass others with unwanted advances. For Rob, yes, I have been to a nude beach a couple of times.
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