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So ladies, spill the secrets so I can use them against you biggrin . Are you relaxed or do pretty intense screening beforehand? What interests you to cyber sessions with a guy? Things I should do or avoid at all costs coming onto you.
Guys should always read bios, know who you're talking to. They're there to save time, simplify the process. Most guys don't seem to know this but: women are people. You don't like it when others dis or push you, pushing a constant sales pitch . . . respect her rules of engagement. You'll notice a lot of women won't give you the time of day if you don't even take the time to make a profile - you need to be memorable, show some personality, be more than "Hey, baby, I'm horny, what about you?" remember there are lots of reasons for others to be here besides needing to jack off ASAP. This is more than a "hook up for masturbation" site.
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So ladies, spill the secrets so I can use them against you biggrin . Are you relaxed or do pretty intense screening beforehand? What interests you to cyber sessions with a guy? Things I should do or avoid at all costs coming onto you.


My trick is just being kick arse awesome- then they all come to me

Hellllloooo ladies
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My trick is just being kick arse awesome- then they all come to me

Hellllloooo ladies


You're killing me today.



And, regarding the topic of this post... First, have a profile that shows who you are (and I'm not talking about pictures, please no pictures). Second, read her profile. That should give you some clues about what she wants. Some girls hate it if you directly ask if she wants to cyber, others like it... in any case be nice and remember she's a human being.

We are all different, so I don't think there's any universal trick. It might surprise you, but it's just the same with the guys. Not all of them are thrilled if approached with a "Hey, I'm wet, could you help me with that?".

Even when the answer is yes, we're not all into the same kind of stuff and sometimes it just doesn't work.

So read profiles, treat them well, and have a complete, honest profile. Then maybe you'll have your own fan club, just like Mr Angry here. ;)
You won't get into my pants without a non-sexual conversation with me. If all you can say is "What are you wearing?". Then you can pass on by me.
I'm not asking for your private life... But I tend to give guys more attention and sex, when every conversation isn't always about sexting me.

As one of my guy friends on here said about me. "Be firm but attentive with you. Listen to You. Compliment you. And give you what you want." Yep that's about right.
Sorry but you'll never get in my pants ; no men allowed
In nearly ten years on various social sites online, I've only cybered with one guy (intentionally!) And only because his girlfriend begged me to. I've cybered with dozens of girls (none on Lush so far), but guys just don't hold any interest for me as far as online sex is concerned.
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In nearly ten years on various social sites online, I've only cybered with one guy (intentionally!) And only because his girlfriend begged me to. I've cybered with dozens of girls (none on Lush so far), but guys just don't hold any interest for me as far as online sex is concerned.


Now you tell me, after all those months slowly moving up the line in that queue? Oh Bethany! It's the Foreign Legion for me then, au revoir cruel world. ( Hi Beth, how you doing?)

some women think a dose of self confidence is an endearing quality. If your first ploy is whispering hey babe or you want to have some fun or even hello Changes are very slim I'll even respond
Should a guy whisper something witty about the goings on in the room I might respond.. I'm not interested being whispered the size of your cock or asking what I wearing or my breast size\
BE imaginative witty and use your brain and not the one you got your hand wrapped around
i don't wear pants online. sorry.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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i don't wear pants online. sorry.


You used to...

xx SF

(I STILL GOT NOWHERE!!!)

But it was NEVER about THAT with me and her...

Sprite: "You TRIED!!!"

Me: "OH JESUS!!!"

Sprite: "It was AGES ago... YOU got over me!!!"

Me: "Yes... I got over you... It's fine now..."

Sprite: "You'd LOVE the ones I bought on Friday... Little pink cotton ones with a cute satin bow at the top!!!"

Me: "FUCKING BITCH!!!"
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You used to...

xx SF

(I STILL GOT NOWHERE!!!)

But it was NEVER about THAT with me and her...

Sprite: "You TRIED!!!"

Me: "OH JESUS!!!"

Sprite: "It was AGES ago... YOU got over me!!!"

Me: "Yes... I got over you... It's fine now..."

Sprite: "You'd LOVE the ones I bought on Friday... Little pink cotton ones with a cute satin bow at the top!!!"

Me: "FUCKING BITCH!!!"


want to hear something funny? i was thinking about someone's panties earlier - just sort of popped into my head. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Everyone knows that the most adamant 'No Guys Allowed' are usually straight guys pretending to be women so they can lesbian cyber.
We call that 'e-lesbian cybering' as in 'it ain't real'.

What is the online percentage of two men cybering with each other, thinking the other one is a woman?
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want to hear something funny? i was thinking about someone's panties earlier - just sort of popped into my head. smile


THAT is a story we don't share with the whole world!!!

xx SF
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THAT is a story we don't share with the whole world!!!

xx SF


Sprite tells me EVERYTHING!
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What is the online percentage of two men cybering with each other, thinking the other one is a woman?


I wanna know!
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So ladies, spill the secrets so I can use them against you biggrin . Are you relaxed or do pretty intense screening beforehand? What interests you to cyber sessions with a guy? Things I should do or avoid at all costs coming onto you.


IN ANSWER TO A REAL QUESTION...

(Generally, it comes from how you respond to HOW they write or indeed how YOU write... In STORIES or indeed upon Lush Forum...) Something CLICKS...

We all KNOW we are on a sex/erotica/porn site... (That's all good!!!) BUT SOMETIMES somebody says something that makes you want to respond PERSONALLY... (Not always even sexually...) At least not initially...

Talk is good... YOU KNOW IF SOMEONE IS FULL OF SHIT!!! (Be yourself, be HONEST...) TRUST is ALL IMPORTANT!!! (There are things you CAN DO and things YOU CANNOT!!!)

MOST of us here in establishing a connection with a CYBER friend get the best results when, after a time, we say, "WELL, ACTUALLY..."

Honesty is all...

(Just say what you want...)

I have BEST FRIENDS here upon this site... (NOT ALL OF THEM IN THAT WAY!!!)

Some in that way...

Just be honest... JUST BE HONEST!!!

Say what you want, BUT BE COOL ABOUT THE ASK!!!

I have GONE CRAZY about cyber lovers here... (But we talked a lot before it got wet!!!)

Just be REAL... (And it ISN'T REAL!!!)

But it's fun while you both pretend...

xx SF
i like it when guys quote Hunter S Thompson to me.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

98% of porn is hogwash...if one thinks otherwise, their brains are mush.
When I've cybered I've had some pretty awesome sessions with some very creative people.

I tend to like very detailed role playing. I've got a few friends here that are really good with that.

I like to imagine all kinds of scenarios. I've got a pretty crazy imagination and have done some pretty wild scenarios.

I haven't done much of that in awhile but perhaps if my mood is right I might like to venture into some wicked play.

Xo
I just try to find common ground, communicate and listen... If chemistry is there then we move to more!!!
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Everyone knows that the most adamant 'No Guys Allowed' are usually straight guys pretending to be women so they can lesbian cyber.
We call that 'e-lesbian cybering' as in 'it ain't real'.

What is the online percentage of two men cybering with each other, thinking the other one is a woman?


ha ha yes, we all know that. Sometimes I venture into the chat room, and these 'women' will pounce on a fella and start getting immediately sexual (clue number 1), and the fella responds in kind. But when I then go the the 'girls' profile, I just have these alarm bells going off in my head that say 'he's a guy, he's a guy, he's a guy'; and I wonder....why doesn't the guy in the chat room see that also?!

I have to think that either he doesn't care (it's all imaginary anyway), or that he is genuinely naive enough to think 'well she says she is a girl, so why would she be anything else?'
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i like it when guys quote Hunter S Thompson to me.



“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”

“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.”

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”

“We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and,in spite of True Romance magazines, we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely, at least, not all the time, but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.”

xx SF

GET YOUR KNICKERS OFF!!!

Sprite: "I'm MARRIED... And even if I wasn't I just DON'T think of you in that way..."
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ha ha yes, we all know that. Sometimes I venture into the chat room, and these 'women' will pounce on a fella and start getting immediately sexual (clue number 1), and the fella responds in kind. But when I then go the the 'girls' profile, I just have these alarm bells going off in my head that say 'he's a guy, he's a guy, he's a guy'; and I wonder....why doesn't the guy in the chat room see that also?!

I have to think that either he doesn't care (it's all imaginary anyway), or that he is genuinely naive enough to think 'well she says she is a girl, so why would she be anything else?'


LOL have you ever actually been in the chat room after they fuck in there for all to see then the woman the mans just fucked tells him she is in fact a he?? I have it was hilarious...the bloke went nuts LOL

Serves him right cause I and many others wanted them to go get a room, we really didn't want to see what they were doing.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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LOL have you ever actually been in the chat room after they fuck in there for all to see then the woman the mans just fucked tells him she is in fact a he?? I have it was hilarious...the bloke went nuts LOL

Serves him right cause I and many others wanted them to go get a room, we really didn't want to see what they were doing.


Ok... ok... ok... You have one chat room experience like that and never hear that end of it...

First, I didn't get a room then because the exhibitionism aspect was quite titillating.

And I really didn't go nuts as you say (seeing as I just unknowingly just had some...) - my reaction was all part of the show... lol smile
If you were Snape or Alana Rickman (RIP) then sure but since your neither then... sorry.
LOL.

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LOL have you ever actually been in the chat room after they fuck in there for all to see then the woman the mans just fucked tells him she is in fact a he?? I have it was hilarious...the bloke went nuts LOL

Serves him right cause I and many others wanted them to go get a room, we really didn't want to see what they were doing.




Kiera.....Remember our fun in the chat room during the Attention Whore Contest.

We sure had fun......

ROTFLMfAO....

xo
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Kiera.....Remember our fun in the chat room during the Attention Whore Contest.

We sure had fun......

ROTFLMfAO....

xo


ROFLMFAO yeah that bloke asking where he could find used panties to sniff and we both sent him the link to your page...The was AWSOME and still makes me laugh LOL

Hey M
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
I have two rules that must be adhered to:

1. You need some kind of Avatar that is not all Red and you profile must tell ladies something about you and your interests.

2. If you want a response from most more mature woman, you had better have read her profile and applied her requests. You my find many are too restrictive or demanding and then why should you waste your time with her anyway.

If you are very new to Lush I may write back and welcome you to the fun. Explaining the two items above. Some guys get very upset.DT3sSqEbOJVA1KgS

If you have 667 friends already, you appear to be just a collect and have no interest in getting to know a woman.

If you do not conform a lot of the time you will be sent directly to the Trash Heap!!