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Have you been seduced by your neighbor's wife? husband????still enjoying it????
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How many times have you screwed your neighbor?
Orgasm Aficionado
I dated the bloke next door when I was at university, although I wouldn't say he 'seduced' me - he was hardly a wine-and-dine kind of chap; more of a, 'You coming down the pub, or what?'
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Quote by immortal655
Have you been seduced by your neighbor's wife? husband????still enjoying it????
nope
have you???
my neighbors are 77 and 80 and have been married almost 60 years...happily I might add(with matching his and hers jaguars...lol)
nope..and not because of their age
they are two of the hottest older people I have ever seen
I don't think I ever would
see if something went bad one would have to move
and I know for a FACT my house would not sell
what is the saying you don't sh** where ya.....
nope..and not because of their age
they are two of the hottest older people I have ever seen
I don't think I ever would
see if something went bad one would have to move
and I know for a FACT my house would not sell
what is the saying you don't sh** where ya.....
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I think a more apt question would be "Have you ever screwed your neighbor?" as opposed to "How many times have you screwed your neighbor?" I know you get more specific in your description, but just reading it, it seems as if you're assuming we've all screwed our neighbors...and several times at that, which I'm sure some of us have...but most of us haven't.
This is akin to me asking, "How many times have you bungee jumped?"
This is akin to me asking, "How many times have you bungee jumped?"
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Prolific Writer
Nope never have, nor would I want to. LOL!
Head Nurse
Nope. Don't intend to either, although if they ask I'd loan them my drill to do their own screwing. They seem nice enough in a "hi how are you" way.
Advanced Wordsmith
My neighbor is a hottie but I don't think I would screw her, if something went wrong I probably could not stay her neighbor....
Active Ink Slinger
Does one of my daughter's friends blowing up their mailbox on the 4th of July count? HAHA
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Which neighbour? I've had most of them, other than the stuck up couple at number 69
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
I really dislike when OP change their title of the thread. 
OP title was: How many times have you screwed your neighbor?
Yup, that's a double!!
OP title was: How many times have you screwed your neighbor?
Yup, that's a double!!
Active Ink Slinger
The reason I asked....." I was asked this very question by a friend" ... and YES I have screwed...etc my neighbors wife a few times.............
Active Ink Slinger
The reason I asked....." I was asked this very question by a friend" ... and YES I have screwed...etc my neighbors wife a few times.............
Active Ink Slinger
The reason I asked....." I was asked this very question by a friend" ... and YES I have screwed...etc my neighbors wife a few times.............
Active Ink Slinger
Its a vast world, stay away for the neighborhood is the right advice
Active Ink Slinger
No but I just move in give me time. At my old place most of the guy I lost a bet. And a 3 some with there wife I will miss that place
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No, but I came very close with Betty, after her husband died. One night, after having dinner together while we were skinny dipping in her pool we talked about it, and mutually decided it was not a good idea. We slept together a couple of times after that, but just because we both needed someone to hug us. It was more just comforting one another than anything sexual.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
