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How Far You Can Pee?
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Since I have never had a pissing contest before I invited Pixie over to test our flow of piss. Amazingly, we tied and just wound up on the ground scissoring.
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Since I have never had a pissing contest before I invited Pixie over to test our flow of piss. Amazingly, we tied and just wound up on the ground scissoring.
We should do that more often!
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Why are we having a pissing contest? LMFAO
LMAO Bab i think u would win lol
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Since I have never had a pissing contest before I invited Pixie over to test our flow of piss. Amazingly, we tied and just wound up on the ground scissoring.
Constant Gardener
Nine foot four inches - up a wall.
Yeap, I measured it...I was 33 yrs old and...I and six other guys were drunker than hell when we did that.
I seem to recall the average was about 3 feet higher - for everyone, than they stood themselves. For instance, I'm 6'3"...and the base of my cock is about 37 inches off the ground.
That's more information than anyone ever wanted to know, huh?
Yeap, I measured it...I was 33 yrs old and...I and six other guys were drunker than hell when we did that.
I seem to recall the average was about 3 feet higher - for everyone, than they stood themselves. For instance, I'm 6'3"...and the base of my cock is about 37 inches off the ground.
That's more information than anyone ever wanted to know, huh?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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That is very interesting and mathematical and I am astonished that you could think that way while intoxicated. And that you didnt add in any kind of beer ratio. 
And I was gonna answer, It depends on how tall the bridge/tree was.
And I was gonna answer, It depends on how tall the bridge/tree was.
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That is very interesting and mathematical and I am astonished that you could think that way while intoxicated.
I was drunker than hell...not obliterated. We men can even sometimes manage to get a hard dick and even fuck for some measure of time - before ejaculating - in that state of inebriation, Birdie!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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That is very interesting and mathematical and I am astonished that you could think that way while intoxicated.
I was drunker than hell...not obliterated. We men can even sometimes manage to get a hard dick and even fuck for some measure of time - before ejaculating - in that state of inebriation, Birdie!
Sounds exciting
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Since I have never had a pissing contest before I invited Pixie over to test our flow of piss. Amazingly, we tied and just wound up on the ground scissoring.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
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Well I've peed into a urinal about 2ft away lol.di3QC92100EeiyBO
I don't know. I don't want to know either. Why do you want to know?
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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As far as gravity allows
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I love this question!
Several feet. Probably farther than I am tall - let's say 6 feet. It's that 45 degree angle upward that will get you the most distance! I learned that from baseball!
Several feet. Probably farther than I am tall - let's say 6 feet. It's that 45 degree angle upward that will get you the most distance! I learned that from baseball!
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I had a crazy thought of aiming his peter once while he pee'd. Never thought about how far it could go. Sounds messy and he would have probably left it for me to clean up.
Reminds me of that old Nixon era joke - the one about "Impeach Nixon" written in pee on the White House lawn, with the pee being determined to be McGovern's and the handwriting Pat Nixon's
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I have a terrible sense of length but just guessing the distance from the toilet seat to the toilet bowl, about 8 inches?
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Not far enough it would seem. I had to mop the floor this morning after standing within 2 inches of the pan.