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"hi baby im hard for u wanna taste me..." as a pick up line
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WOW that someone would use a line like that LOL I am thinking he gets slapped alot or just told to fuck off and die!! LOL
I dont think I could even say something like that even when we are joking around lol
I can see and hear her now rolling her eyes at me and saying "really and then walking away"
I dont think I could even say something like that even when we are joking around lol
I can see and hear her now rolling her eyes at me and saying "really and then walking away"
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those are some silly things to say to a woman. like just have a normal conversation if they are into each other it's not hard to tell. most girls i know will let you know very soon if they want to do something.
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lol. this is for porno. I'm all for quickie encounters with random strangers, but this is just way too cheesy. I'd probably be laughing too hard to even consider taking him up on his offer.
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approaching anyone like that is just beyond lame....what a social retard
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The original message was lacking any creativity in my opinion. I much rather have some sense of humor and common reference like the Flintstones party situation.
I'll admit to being a slut for sex! But I am a professional business woman too and if I receive an anonomous IM or PM, with a crass sexual message, it's a turn off!
If it is someone I don't know and they "test the waters" by trying to see if I'm in the right frame of mind with some small talk, then I might react favorably to them. But most times, I will just delete!
Now if it is a friend and it is someone I can identify with, then it will probably be a different matter.
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I can't imagine trying such a line on a complete stranger. On the other hand . . I had a female friend when I was in my early 20's that asked me if I'd ever walked up to a girl and just asked if she wanted to fuck. I said not yet. Then I asked her.
Quote by Denny62
I can't imagine trying such a line on a complete stranger. On the other hand . . I had a female friend when I was in my early 20's that asked me if I'd ever walked up to a girl and just asked if she wanted to fuck. I said not yet. Then I asked her.
with a friend or spouse .. those kind of lines work fine at times.. but as a FIRST ONE LINER.. its asking for a block..
the reason we did start this message on the forum to let some of these men know that these are a put off .. and a "block" lines...
yes, this is a sexual site.. lot of sexual pictures and love the sex stories.. but still that level of respect should be maintained.
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Has a guy ever tried the line: "Wow, what a coincidence! I have your name tattooed on my dick. Wanna see?" ?
If not, dibs!
If not, dibs!
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Quote by Buz
I thought that line only worked if the guy was standing on a street corner wearing only cowboy boots.
Even with a hat and spurs that line isn't going to work.
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"hi baby im hard for u wanna taste me..."
Everybody knows that line never works. You have to say. "hi baby u make me hard. u wanna taste me?" That way she feels like she is in control and she sees you are intelligent enough to use punctuation.
Everybody knows that line never works. You have to say. "hi baby u make me hard. u wanna taste me?" That way she feels like she is in control and she sees you are intelligent enough to use punctuation.
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Spot on DLizze!
I sure hope it's spoken though or you might want to change the 'u' to 'you'.
I sure hope it's spoken though or you might want to change the 'u' to 'you'.
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Quote by rudyP34
Has a guy ever tried the line: "Wow, what a coincidence! I have your name tattooed on my dick. Wanna see?" ?
If not, dibs!
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Quote by Sexysusan
However at a Flintstones fancy dress party some years ago a guy said: "I'm no Barney Rubble but I'd sure love to make your 'bed rock', I was so amused - I let him.
That line worked, eh?
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Quote by Mazza
Ooooh, can't wait, Al.... That'd sure get my fire going...
Doesn't take much for you to get a fire going from what I hear...anyone hanging around you should have the fire department on speed dial...
Just saying...
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I heard that DM uses a variation of the "hi baby im hard for u wanna taste me". It goes something like, hi baby, I'm DirtyMartini, you wanna taste my gray goose?
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Quote by sprite
yeah, the nerve of him calling you a lady! umm... i meant old, honest it did! LOL - omg, so yeah, so sometimes they don't even bother to ask! like you get those "i' stick my cock in your mouth and cum" i mean, like hello, nice to meet you too! wtf?
Those are the worst. It's like being cyber ....and there's no prelude, and NO creativity. If you're gonna force me to cyber suck your dick, you can at least say something fancy like "I shove my 10 inch veiny, pulsing cock in your mouth and spurt my gooey cum all over your tongue and in your throat." SMH...people have NO imaginations these days.85qvI83AoM9avkZa
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Quote by Wildcat
Oh, you're all so mean. The poor guy is obviously having an identity crisis. He probably thinks he's an all day sucker and is just offering us a lick.
okay, so the G&T just kicked in.
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you can us call us Mr and Mrs Meaney...
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I am a firm believer that even online fun should be safe
. So, for one, I don't acknowledge lurkers. I'm pretty open, although careful to protect my privacy, and I'm looking for the the same. If a faceless person, one you most likely will never meet or have any influence on what so ever, is hiding (hiding in the dark), then stay hidden. Let someone else draw you out. That's how I feel about the profile info. It doesn't have to be detailed (definitely not as detailed as mine). Actually I have ran across some very short ones that totally mad me wiggle in my panties and I just had to make myself known. As far as the come on line, you know if doesn's work in real life then it isn't going to work online. It may work on some women and good luck with that. With me, it gets a polite ignore.
But you know, the reason I write and the reason I'm here are my own. It may work for someone else. That may be what they are comfortable with, being spoken to that way straight off. That particular phrase just would not appeal to me. I have had a couple of instances where a line did appeal to me. No, info on the profile did not deter my interest and once asked the other person was very forthcoming.
In the end, do your thing--your thing.
. So, for one, I don't acknowledge lurkers. I'm pretty open, although careful to protect my privacy, and I'm looking for the the same. If a faceless person, one you most likely will never meet or have any influence on what so ever, is hiding (hiding in the dark), then stay hidden. Let someone else draw you out. That's how I feel about the profile info. It doesn't have to be detailed (definitely not as detailed as mine). Actually I have ran across some very short ones that totally mad me wiggle in my panties and I just had to make myself known. As far as the come on line, you know if doesn's work in real life then it isn't going to work online. It may work on some women and good luck with that. With me, it gets a polite ignore.But you know, the reason I write and the reason I'm here are my own. It may work for someone else. That may be what they are comfortable with, being spoken to that way straight off. That particular phrase just would not appeal to me. I have had a couple of instances where a line did appeal to me. No, info on the profile did not deter my interest and once asked the other person was very forthcoming.
In the end, do your thing--your thing.
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*Whispering* I do have this one confession, because I amazed myself. This guy says to me: "Can I kiss you?" Looked me straight in the eyes. I was dripping. I stretched up on my tippy toes and kissed him. It was great. I was his absolute hoe...for several years. Like two kids and one marriage several years. It is all about what works for you.
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Mean is ALL our First ...Middle and last name.. couldn't agree more! Although these guys can be a lot of fun. I recall a while back, I did get a bit jaded with Lush and removed my pics. I replaced them with the one below and made my images only accessible to friends. A particular wanker had pestered me a couple of times, so I played along with him, then asked if he'd like to see the real me.
I told him to imagine fucking the drop dead gorgeous woman he was about to see, promised him the image would never leave him. Of course the friend request was instant. Funny thing though, he never did continue our fuck session.
I told him to imagine fucking the drop dead gorgeous woman he was about to see, promised him the image would never leave him. Of course the friend request was instant. Funny thing though, he never did continue our fuck session.
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Quote by erotichugs
"hi baby im hard for u wanna taste me..." just got this email message from a guy with really nothing on his profile.. just wanted to check.. how many women would fall for this line???
Banana, what a troll. Probably a mass message and it's really tacky.
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That is just rude and inconsiderate of someone's feelings. Just because this site is sexual in nature, doesn't mean that all men are pigs. it only takes one person to mess it up for the rest of us. what an ass..
Just let it go.
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That unfortunate one liner is not the domain of the young, inexperienced male still finding his way. I have had some absolute corkers from Men who should truly know better.
But it can be all in the delivery, sometimes those same cringe worthy comments when said with a tongue in cheek humour can have me laughing and looking at a man with a little more interest than the comment warrented
But it can be all in the delivery, sometimes those same cringe worthy comments when said with a tongue in cheek humour can have me laughing and looking at a man with a little more interest than the comment warrented
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No. not even close.