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have you ever tried fucking yourself with a cucumber ?

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Yes, of course. How could you not look at a cucumber and not think "I wonder..."? I put a condom on it first, to help it slip in, and it went in a treat.

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Some time ago now - I half skinned it first which I believe is not the way to go. I was Very juicy afterwards.
it was one of many things my pussy has eaten.


That desire when aroused to have something inside me has led to all sorts of natural dildos. Cucumbers, bananas, zuccinis are favorites, but I usually put a nicely lubricated dildo on them. Never thought of skinning the cucumber
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No. But my lovers have used most varieties of North American vegetables on me. They are really healthy you know.

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The word "tried" implies a lack of success. And figuring the mechanics really isn't all that hard. Sorta like a marijuana cigarette, Bill, light it and INHALE.

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Yes took some time. It was awesome 

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With not as big as you think.

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