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have you ever tried fucking yourself with a cucumber ?

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Quote by lafayettemister
Just curious. When any of you fucked yourself with a cucumber, did it turn into a pickle when you were done?


Eeeeeew, LM!!!!

You are gross!!!
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Quote by lafayettemister
Just curious. When any of you fucked yourself with a cucumber, did it turn into a pickle when you were done?

Speak from personal experience lafa?
Buz
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I'm still looking for that perfect cucumber.
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Look Kiki - LM was spotted recently...



and then, he comes up with this...



(never eat anything he offers you)

;)
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Quote by Buz
I'm still looking for that perfect cucumber.


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THE PERFECT CUCUMBER!!
sexy_story_tella
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Surely we have all done it... or is it just me?
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Yes i have, With my friend telling me how it should be done. lol.
MarySweets
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Not a cucumber but I got my boyfriend to fuck me with a carrot.
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Yes I used one when I was younger and didn't have a dildo.
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nope I only stick regulation objects up my pussy LOL
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I did not have sexual relations with that cucumber
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Well fuck, looks like men aren't needed anymore, women have the cucumber D:
Beffer
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When two of your FWBs are as big as a cucumber, you save the cucumbers for Smoocher's salad.
Buz
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I've drunk enough bourbon to be pickled before.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
When two of your FWBs are as big as a cucumber, you save the cucumbers for Smoocher's salad.


All the time. Working up to egg plant. Then, and only then, can I write something as bizarre as Steampunk.
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Yes. I selected one that I knew would fit and in it went ....................and when I was ready it flew out like a mortar bomb.
If anything in there got pickled I would be going straight to the doc.
Tkdvrman1
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Not a gal yet but yes I have fucked myself with a big cucumber.
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I assuming it was then all diced and sliced and covered with creamy dressing when fired


I love it.
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Yes. I stretched a condom over it to help with lubrication. It filled me right up. Bliss.

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No, that's just unsanitary.
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I tried once but it was too big for me. I’ve used bananas a couple times since with condoms over them.
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yes. thats all I'm going to say about that.
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After I discovered masturbation and let my BF know about it our "dildos" of choice were cucumbers, zucchini squash, and sausage.

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