Have you ever been fingered by anyone while out at a restaurant with a party of people?

Quote by SereneProdigy
Okay, I don't intend to come across as the party pooper, but this thread really got me thinking. How do you people manage getting fingered in a restaurant without being noticed at all?

First, if you're having dinner all alone with your partner, the chances are probably around 95% that you're both sitting across the table, one in front of the other. If you look at the picture below, the two persons are holding hands under the table, and each one of them does less than half the work that would be necessary to reach the genitals. Still, you can clearly see that their shoulders are in an irregular position, and anybody in the restaurant would notice that 'something' is happening under the table, even if a tablecloth was on it. Plus, this is only the kind of small table that you generally find in casual cafes, and a lot of restaurants actually have tables that are way larger than this:





Now, if you're accompanied by other people and are sitting next to each other, there would still be a significant space between the two of you and again, people would likely notice that your hands are 'somewhere special' by the position of your arms/shoulders. Just look at the couple below, which is positioned at an average distance when two persons are sitting next to each other in a restaurant; wouldn't you somehow notice that their hands are reaching for the other's genitals? Plus, just keeping one of your hands under the table for such a significant period of time while eating/conversing would look highly suspicious:





Even if the couple was sitting on a bench and both of them were extremely close (6 inches, as pictured below), it would still show greatly in how their arms would be placed, even if the table was hiding a certain portion of the debauchery:





Not that I firmly believe that fingering your partner in the middle of a restaurant without being noticed at all is completely impossible, but I'm genuinely interested in the technicalities of it all. I did briefly reach for my partner's intimate bits in certain nightclubs when I didn't really care about getting caught, when a strong sexual vibe was already present at the place and when everybody was too drunk to bother anyway, but I really can't imagine myself fingering a girl to the point of orgasm in a classy restaurant when other people are constantly looking at us during the whole meal.

Crap, these situations actually sound way hilarious. Like, I imagine everybody around the table wearing their best poker faces: the couple trying to hide what's happening under the table, and all the rest of the people doing their best to conceal the fact that they totally figured out what's going on, yet don't mention it not to make the situation way fucking awkward.

Then everybody goes home, saying respectively:

"Damn, your parents totally didn't notice that I was fingering your pussy during the whole meal!"

"Damn, Jason totally didn't notice that we totally noticed he was fingering our daughter during the whole meal!"

Quote by jen2017
Yes at a dark bar and under a table at a nicer restaurant. Such a turn on, I about attacked him in the car...